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Impish MATT
@impishmatt.bsky.social
A Muppet of a man. An incorrigible dork.

Founding member of Adamant Ditto. Formerly known as Toadkarter/TKer/Teeks throughout the internet.

https://allmylinks.com/impishmatt
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It's funny to think that 88 years ago, Walt Disney was releasing animated films about simple, beloved fairy tales and now that same animation studio is releasing films where one of the major supporting characters is a conspiracy theorist podcaster. How far we've come...
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
May I interest you in a Prince Eric - Dashing and Brave in these trying times?
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
May I offer you a The Queen - Mirror Seeker in these trying times?
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
May I interest you in a P.J. Pete - Caught Up in the Music in these trying times?
November 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
May I interested you in an Enchantress - Unexpected Judge in these trying times?
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
May I interest you in a Casa Madrigal - Casita in these trying times?
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
May I interest you in a Stitch - Alien Dancer in these trying times?
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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I uploaded another Lorcana unboxing video. You don't have to watch it if you don't want but if you could give it a like maybe, that'd be swell.

youtu.be/251BUhhjqiE?...
Disney Lorcana TCG - Whispers in the Well Double Trove Unboxing!
YouTube video by Impish MATT
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I’ve been replaying Superstar Saga for the first time in years and gosh is it fantastic. Queen Bean also sticks with the thanksgiving theme by being a parent! Which are surprisingly uncommon in the Mario world.
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
NEW: The 12th annual Theme Park Turkey of the Year Awards are here!

We look back at the wildest stories from the past year: The Paddlefish robbery, AI slop, pizza box drama, EPCOT lighting issues, Schmoofy finally getting his "boneless waffle" in & MORE!

LINK: touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
SATURDAY SIX Presents: The 2025 Theme Park Turkeys, a Look Back at the CRAZIEST Theme Park Stories of the Year! | TouringPlans.com Blog
This week’s SATURDAY SIX is an annual tradition like no other, as we proudly present the 12th Annual Theme Park Turkeys
touringplans.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The worst part of Zootopia 2 was that they showed two separate ads for the god damn Harry Potter audio books before the movie. TWO! IT'S NOT EVEN A MOVIE IT'S A BOOK AHHHHHHHH
November 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Do you guys like my 20 dollar Lorcana cards? They came with free movie tickets.
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I uploaded another Lorcana unboxing video. You don't have to watch it if you don't want but if you could give it a like maybe, that'd be swell.

youtu.be/251BUhhjqiE?...
Disney Lorcana TCG - Whispers in the Well Double Trove Unboxing!
YouTube video by Impish MATT
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Using the opportunity of “character whose fundamental identity changes when they’re doing the superhero stuff” to remind everyone of the brief Great Lakes Avengers member Good Boy, a furry artist who turns into her male fursona
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Leave little Saruman alone.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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How has Partners in Time been around 20 years?!? This is by far the most underrated Mario & Luigi game, and I love it so much! Elder Princess Shroob is a Gauntlet of a Final Boss who deserves more praise! And sticking with the thanksgiving theme of this week, who does love to be with siblings!
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade broadcasters called the Pac-Man World 2 remake a "remake of one of the most popular games of all-time."
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving! It’s time to cook, and Chef Toad is one of the best around! I can’t believe he’s gonna show up in the Mario Galaxy movie. I love Super Nintendo World so much, so it is awesome to see a theme park character branch out!
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Happy Thanks, friends! May all your turkey be ham. (Cause turkey sucks.)
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Got crafty this year, for my daughter's 2nd Christmas I made her a full on custom, hand made DonkeyKong golden book since she got so into DK watching me play Bananza. Gonna be hard waiting a whole month to give it to her!

Mostly followed the Mario golden book's story but added a couple extra bits.
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Are any of the major game studios not run by massive pieces of shit that don't even like video games?
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
My favorite thing about Disney Collect was that even though you could unlock and open packs to add cards to your collection, you can view every set in the app so you could see every single card regardless of "owning" it thus defeating the entire point of bothering to own anything.
330. Disney Collect! By Topps

This is just a digital trading card collecting app. It barely counts as a video game, honestly. But it does combine many things I love: Disney. Mobile apps. Obsessively collecting stupid shit. If you ever wanted to waste fake coins on random PNGs, well...

#365Games
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
"Every time you touch your amiibo, you’ll hear a random line from Sylux."

I know Amiibo functionality has been pretty useless for some time now but I don't think it's ever been quite as pointless as it is with these newest ones.
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
ONIGIRI! THE GREATEST MARIO CHARACTER OF ALL TIME
Thanksgiving is tomorrow, which means its time to put the food to work too! Eggplant Man is a staple of the wrecking crew, but gosh if Onigiri isn't the funniest hidden boss in any Mario game ever! Had to get them both in here, and prepping for Thanksgiving worked great!
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM