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A Muppet of a man. An incorrigible dork. Founding member of Adamant Ditto. Formerly known as Toadkarter/TKer/Teeks throughout the internet. https://allmylinks.com/impishmatt

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🦇 Impish MATTS in the belfry 🦇 @impishmatt.bsky.social · Jul 1

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Grant GM @grantgm.bsky.social · 1h

Wario World is so weird. The enemy design in that game is so wacky, but I really do love Black Jewel’s design. Being spooky month, I wanted to add more big bass from every associated Mario series! Black Jewel being the first, but not the last!

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🦇 Impish MATTS in the belfry 🦇 @impishmatt.bsky.social · 12h

Munchies and crunchies

🦇 Impish MATTS in the belfry 🦇 @impishmatt.bsky.social · 13h

I really liked Super Paper Mario (I have not played it since I beat it in 2007 or whatever). There are some incredibly obnoxious parts in it but I love the characters and the story. The gameplay is probably worse than I remember but I have fond enough memories of it.

🦇 Impish MATTS in the belfry 🦇 @impishmatt.bsky.social · 13h

It was going to be my first Wii game but a friend of mine convinced me it was terrible so I got Super Paper Mario instead.

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🦇 Impish MATTS in the belfry 🦇 @impishmatt.bsky.social · 13h

I never even beat it. I tried to beat every game I reviewed when I did all those Sonic videos but I just couldn't suffer through this one.

🦇 Impish MATTS in the belfry 🦇 @impishmatt.bsky.social · 13h

What an incredible way to learn literally any historical fact.

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🦇 Impish MATTS in the belfry 🦇 @impishmatt.bsky.social · 13h

I get the two mixed up a lot so I could be thinking of the obtuseness of Time Machine while picturing Missing in my head. I don't like either of them as games. As weird curiosities? Yes. Am I glad they exist? Yes. Do I want to play them ever again? Absolutely not.

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🦇 Impish MATTS in the belfry 🦇 @impishmatt.bsky.social · 15h

Black Knight's biggest flaw is that it's very boring for a game where Sonic swings a sword around in medieval times.

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🦇 Impish MATTS in the belfry 🦇 @impishmatt.bsky.social · 15h

Marvel understands New York and San Francisco and that's it. They just make up most other countries in the comics.

🦇 Impish MATTS in the belfry 🦇 @impishmatt.bsky.social · 15h

287. Sonic and the Secret Rings

Listen, there are a lot of bad Sonic games, okay? And I've played almost all of them. Honestly, I don't think this one gets enough hate. The forced motion controls make it borderline unplayable. It looks nice and the concept is fun but the controls suuuck.

#365Games

Box art for Sonic and the Secret Rings showing Sonic wearing one ring with some fire and a temple in the background.

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🦇 Impish MATTS in the belfry 🦇 @impishmatt.bsky.social · 15h

Damn. I hope they adapt that storyline in the inevitable Big Hero 6 sequel.

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🦇 Impish MATTS in the belfry 🦇 @impishmatt.bsky.social · 15h

I understood some of those words.

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🦇 Impish MATTS in the belfry 🦇 @impishmatt.bsky.social · 15h

Hmmm... I guess that does imply that none of those characters are Super since they don't have that tag.

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🦇 Impish MATTS in the belfry 🦇 @impishmatt.bsky.social · 15h

Bless 🙏

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FedoraMark 🌎 he eulogizes me for being geocentric @fedoramark.com · 16h

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🦇 Impish MATTS in the belfry 🦇 @impishmatt.bsky.social · 16h

Post that Oswald in it

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🦇 Impish MATTS in the belfry 🦇 @impishmatt.bsky.social · 17h

God I hope they do a Syndrome card with two abilities;

"When Everyone's Super..." - All cards in play gain the Super classification.

"...No One Will Be." - Characters with the Super classification cannot quest when this card is in play.

Or something less broken than that maybe.

🦇 Impish MATTS in the belfry 🦇 @impishmatt.bsky.social · 17h

People more observant than me have pointed out that Darkwing has a new "Super" classification which I can only assume is laying the groundwork for one specific Pixar family...

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🦇 Impish MATTS in the belfry 🦇 @impishmatt.bsky.social · 19h

Eagerly waiting all the Lorcana people to talk about these cards in videos and stuff and be like "Aw I love the Black Cauldron. Such an underrated movie!"

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🦇 Impish MATTS in the belfry 🦇 @impishmatt.bsky.social · 19h

Black Cauldron is a bad movie but Horned King is one of the coolest designs Disney's ever made.

I love Lorcana.

Cardmarket - Lorcana @lorcana.cardmarket.com · 21h

🔥 The Black Cauldron is coming to Lorcana!

🖤 Legendary Item – The Black Cauldron
💀 The Horned King – Heartless Devil & Wicked Ruler
🐖 Hen Wen & Hen Wen’s Visions (🧵👇)

A dark new chapter begins…

🗓 Pre-Release Nov 7 | Release Nov 14

#DisneyLorcana #WhispersInTheWell

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DuckTalks @ducktalks.bsky.social · 21h

Darkwing Duck in Disney Lorcana Winterspell 2/13/26.

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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 20h

“Like a starving Snorlax, our fans will gobble up whatever slop we dump into the Poké-trough like the loyal swine they are.”

- CEO of The Pokémon Company Tsunekazu Ishihara When Asked Why Pokémon Legends: Z-A's Entire Lumiose City is a Single Model

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🦇 Impish MATTS in the belfry 🦇 @impishmatt.bsky.social · 23h

Lego has always felt expensive but recent prices are just insane.

🦇 Impish MATTS in the belfry 🦇 @impishmatt.bsky.social · 23h

My favorite. He's the most "Mario" of any of the Luigi's Mansion bosses if that makes sense.

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Grant GM @grantgm.bsky.social · 1d

The second big boss of Luigi’s Mansion, it’s Bogmire! The only boss ghost other than King Boo to have a Lego figure! 🤣 I love this guys’ design, and of all the Luigi’s Mansion bosses would love for him to show up again!

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