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i miss all the old players, but love the new ones just as much. strong retweet game. everything else is just a mess.

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Chairman of the Underwater Fathers Association @dadloop.bsky.social · 3h

Hey dude, I got you a set of wind chimes you can nurse from

Bethany Brookshire @beebrookshire.bsky.social · 4h

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.

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d @imisssaku.bsky.social · 3h

Okay yeah that's a draw

d @imisssaku.bsky.social · 3h

Okay phew 🥰

d @imisssaku.bsky.social · 4h

Did you tell her she was the prettiest kitty in the whole wide world????

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d @imisssaku.bsky.social · 4h

They're making me sit beside my very talkative coworker who loves to show me things on Google maps now. Sure. This is way better! 🙄

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d @imisssaku.bsky.social · 4h

Office days are the worst. I just want to work quietly, alone at home. The urge to hug my cat is enormous. She's probably so sad.

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EGADS, It's LÜ BOOOOO!!!!! @cheflubu.bsky.social · 1d

I am demanding anyone that ever tried to throw a hadouken or kamehameha in real life repost this.

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Alice "Speed Dawg" @yolowoho.bsky.social · 13d

vibes are off the charts here I'm afraid

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phylan @phylan.website · 1d

using cutting edge 3D printing technology, scientists have been able to reproduce the voice box of an ancient mummy, and reconstruct what must have sounded like when alive: