Alice "Speed Dawg"
@yolowoho.bsky.social
does not look dissimilar to a moomin | canxnt/canwnt | whky | ottawa sports | pro wrestling (stardom + assorted joshi promotions, some AEW, my local indies) | @socialsuplexnl.bsky.social contributor
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seriously tho tune in for updates on the canal ducks, my cat, various cooking adventures and overall just a chill time
I photoshop a cowboy hat onto Hangman Adam Page every day until I forget: Day 662
November 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I photoshop a cowboy hat onto Hangman Adam Page every day until I forget: Day 662
I photoshop a cowboy hat onto Hangman Adam Page every day until I forget: Day 661
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I photoshop a cowboy hat onto Hangman Adam Page every day until I forget: Day 661
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Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
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the blessed explaining the jailbreak rule to a new fan vs the cursed explaining goaltender interference to a new fan
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
the blessed explaining the jailbreak rule to a new fan vs the cursed explaining goaltender interference to a new fan
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I photoshop a cowboy hat onto Hangman Adam Page every day until I forget: Day 660
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I photoshop a cowboy hat onto Hangman Adam Page every day until I forget: Day 660
Ottawa Charge season ticket holder hats this year are bike path themed to honor our city's love of cycling and how public transit is a major way fan travel to games 😌😌😌
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Ottawa Charge season ticket holder hats this year are bike path themed to honor our city's love of cycling and how public transit is a major way fan travel to games 😌😌😌
I'm so glad we eventually got an ENG because that entire sequence in the Goldeneyes' end where we literally couldn't hit an empty net had me dying laughing (we sit at that end so I had a GREAT view of the Charge NOT SCORING 😭😭😭)
🚨J A I L B R E A K🚨 After a beautiful 6 on 4 PK Jenner snipes the empty net for her second goal of the night! #PWHL #OttawaCharge #OTTvsVAN
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I'm so glad we eventually got an ENG because that entire sequence in the Goldeneyes' end where we literally couldn't hit an empty net had me dying laughing (we sit at that end so I had a GREAT view of the Charge NOT SCORING 😭😭😭)
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Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
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charge win, raptors win, and the sens can't hurt me cause I'm a little sleepyhead
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
charge win, raptors win, and the sens can't hurt me cause I'm a little sleepyhead
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Biggest takeaway from this game is that Brianne Jenner is so back
🚨J A I L B R E A K🚨 After a beautiful 6 on 4 PK Jenner snipes the empty net for her second goal of the night! #PWHL #OttawaCharge #OTTvsVAN
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Biggest takeaway from this game is that Brianne Jenner is so back
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hand over Ashton Bell @pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
hand over Ashton Bell @pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social
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the charge dominating a team that rid them of a significant portion of their talent from last year is such poetry
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
the charge dominating a team that rid them of a significant portion of their talent from last year is such poetry
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I am pointing and laughing at the Vancouver Goldeneyes
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I am pointing and laughing at the Vancouver Goldeneyes
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we need a lesbian couple to get engaged at every charge game from here on out
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
we need a lesbian couple to get engaged at every charge game from here on out
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I’m ready to be hurt again, I unfortunately love this charge team so much already
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I’m ready to be hurt again, I unfortunately love this charge team so much already
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🚨J A I L B R E A K🚨 After a beautiful 6 on 4 PK Jenner snipes the empty net for her second goal of the night! #PWHL #OttawaCharge #OTTvsVAN
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
🚨J A I L B R E A K🚨 After a beautiful 6 on 4 PK Jenner snipes the empty net for her second goal of the night! #PWHL #OttawaCharge #OTTvsVAN
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November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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games that make you ask why we haven’t been playing Jenner as a center this whole time
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
games that make you ask why we haven’t been playing Jenner as a center this whole time
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Four minutes with the net empty and a three goal lead? TAKE THE SHOT, GWYN
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Four minutes with the net empty and a three goal lead? TAKE THE SHOT, GWYN
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GIVE ME A PHILIPS GOALIE GOAL
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
GIVE ME A PHILIPS GOALIE GOAL
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I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen