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she/her | 🏳️‍🌈 | @offsidenewsco.bsky.social | smug marner fan | hater first and foremost | “normal, just sad”

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WJC trivia today at noon ET! Join me on @thegameovernetwork.com

I might go live earlier for some co-working: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAkj...
World Junior Hockey Championships Live Trivia Challenge | Test your knowledge
YouTube video by Game Over Network
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December 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Editor: You get that photo of Leo Tolstoy for the cover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
December 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Hi! If you took part in or saw some mutual aid projects to help with gender affirming care for trans minors or adults I’d love to hear about it for a story!!

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Email: sydneyerinwrites at gmail dot com
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December 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
oh my god
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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It’s the first show I’ve seen where a sex scene fades to black then fades in again and they are still going at it
December 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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People keep asking if the gay hockey show is good or bad but it is simply too horny for either of those words to apply
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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How on earth are they doing this without wide receivers lmao
After yesterday, the Bills now have the best offense in the NFL, based on EPA per drive.

The only Bills offense with Josh Allen that performed better through 14 weeks was the 2024 version.

I think Allen still has a chance to make an MVP push (Maye would be my vote right now).
December 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
my feelings on notre dame bowing out of the pop tart bowl
December 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Terribly stupid idea that will satisfy faux-populist urges to dunk on public servants while simultaneously making the lives of public servants and the service itself so much worse.

Goofy stuff.
December 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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lets cut spending on people and spend money on office space bedcause real estate developers are more important than people.
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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ICYMI from Friday, the latest piece in our flagship "Blueprints" series is out!

🔗: lb-hockey.com/2025/12/05/c...
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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The Columbus Blue Jackets have been in a slump, but they fought through it (literally) against New Jersey. Check out 614 Check: Trending Downward from @jaayddd.bsky.social here:
614 Check: Trending Downward — Offside News
The Columbus Blue Jackets are unfortunately playing very badly right now.
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December 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Youngsters with #ALLCAPS shined in a month that was very up and down.

Before they take on the Sharks tonight, read more about how the Washington Capitals played in November from Michelle here:
Washington Capitals November Recap — Offside News
We recap the month that was November for the Washington Capitals for the 2025-2026 season.
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December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Recent events in #CarolinaCulture hockey: The return of Seth Jarvis' friends from Winnipeg, squirrel fights, and meningitis. Not necessarily in that order.

📰 Read the latest edition of Storm Chasers here:
Storm Chasers: All Aboard the Magic School Bussi — Offside News
Carolina has had some good news on the injury front recently, with a team practice that was fully attended! Welcome back, literally everyone on the Carolina Hurricanes, you have been missed. Plus,…
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December 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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29% of the way through the Seattle Kraken season, fans have experienced plenty of injured players, some extremely low-event hockey and a 1-0 win in a shootout, among other things. Check out the quarterly check-in from @jaayddd.bsky.social below:
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Seattle Kraken 29% Check-In — Offside News
29% of the way into their season, let's check in on the Seattle Kraken.
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December 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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As the PWHL season has started, the walk-in fits have also begun.

Read about the players to watch with their fashion from @sydneykerr.bsky.social here: buff.ly/CZ3qBrF
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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"I realized the issue was less whether or not Nikolaj Ehlers’ shoes can be filled, and more about how long the Jets can manage with a second line centre who is dragging everyone down."

E.S. addresses the Toews shaped elephant in the Jet's locker room:
The Cockpit: There's an Elephant on the Wing — Offside News
We’re a quarter of the way through the season, let’s finally address this elephant.
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December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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"Rick Westhead’s book is important for anyone involved in hockey — coaches, parents, players, and fans. This is a chance to change hockey culture. It must be confronted, and we all play a part in that."

Read Charles Huxley's review of We Breed Lions here: buff.ly/65eswZB
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
a distinctly james cameron film
i love having free will i love going to see ALIENS at the bytowne on a whim on a sunday night i love theatres and the movies
December 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i love having free will i love going to see ALIENS at the bytowne on a whim on a sunday night i love theatres and the movies
December 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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THATS MY BOY!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
good for them
10-2 Notre Dame announces it will not accept a bowl bid after missing the playoff.
December 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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heated rivalry is taking the nation by storm
December 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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The committee clearly understood what America wanted, and that was more of Ty Simpson averaging 3.2 yards a reception in the second half of a blowout loss
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Easily the most actually on crack committee decisions ever. Ketamine thinking. Inhalant gorilla mind logic. Ray Liotta eating his own brain in Hannibal type arguments.
December 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM