Trevor Magnotti
illegalscreens.bsky.social
Trevor Magnotti
@illegalscreens.bsky.social
Basketball , foreign policy, tarantula facts. Former NBA draft writer for Fansided
Cavs fully in “do not perceive us” mode. Every time attention is drawn by the ESPN team in articles or national TV appearances they faceplant
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Oh good this fuckin guy is here
People need to stop comparing ICE to the Gestapo. At least the Gestapo accepted it when you showed them your papers.
November 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The rare positive light-hearted Mulk story. I assume she immediately left this conference and killed an exotic bird that she will be her jacket when they play at Arkansas
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The thing that’s most jarring for me about the Olivia Nuzzi deal is that this woman, who I have always operated by assuming is like a 47-year old in the prime of being a seinging divorcee, is a year YOUNGER than I am
November 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Do you realize how bad the situation is when TEXAS A AND M thinks you have committed a fireable offense as a COP
Still thinking about the Texas A&M cop. Really just an insane breach of conduct. That has never happened before. He's going to be in actual trouble imo. Even the troopers who are most fond of physically antagonizing young black men do not do that on the field at a college football game
November 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Let’s just check the college football scores, starting with Texas A&M and-
a cartoon of two men sitting at a table with the words " good lord what is happening in there " below them
ALT: a cartoon of two men sitting at a table with the words " good lord what is happening in there " below them
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
NBA Cup for Kon II Kneuppel
Rebound to open Kon II Kneuppel
Scores in his hometown it’s Kon II Kneuppel
Why did Kon II Kneuppel hit the shot
That’s nobody’s business but the Doc
OMG THE KON GOING WILD IN HIS HOMETOWN OF MKE

He ties it in the clutch!
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Reposted by Trevor Magnotti
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Reposted by Trevor Magnotti
UHHHHHHH

(Yes, this is actually in the docs released today.)

drive.google.com/file/d/1F-6i...
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Hornets fans, please educate my friend on why “James Borrego, interim coach” is somehow worse than what they currently have going on
*Puts tin foil hat on*

Borrego looked happier in that halftime interview than a guy who's simply celebrating his birthday
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Tired: Hiring an exercise science PhD to head medical decision-making

Wired: The owner overruling the exercise science PhD’s medical decision-making
The decision to greenlight a return to play very much should not be in the purview of a team owner fwiw
www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
He’s right, I just don’t know if anyone can replace the only majority leader there’s ever been
JAKE TAPPER: Do you still have confidence in Chuck Schumer as leader of the Senate?

BERNIE SANDERS: If Schumer steps down, who is going to take his place?
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Reposted by Trevor Magnotti
Dumbasses firing dumbass who did dumbass stuff because dumbasses in charge ok'ed it
Nico Harrison blew it. He should have known better. But firing him after signing off on the Luka debacle shows that Patrick Dumont and the Adelson ownership group didn’t know better and have no idea what they’re doing. That’s worse
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Shame Naismith died in 1939 because I really want to know if his reaction to George Mikan would have been the Naomi Wolf “No! NO!!!” Tweet in telegram form
Game-tying and go-ahead threes by a 7'5" guy within the final minute of a game. Just as James Naismith intended.
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This is worse than the Harden one. Because James Harden is James Harden. DeAndre Hunter did this to you
DE'ANDRE HUNTER PUT JOSH GIDDEY ON THE GROUND 🤯
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Had a very hard time with NBC showing the headshot of the blond Navy player named Eli Heidenreich wearing his dress military uniform, he did not NOT look like a member of the SS
November 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I know they have to do it but it always cracks me up when the guys who are on the shelf for the year are listed on pregame injury reports. Like damn, I was really thinking the guy who by my estimation is just getting out of his ACL postop brace could check Clingan for a few minutes
Thunder Injury Report vs. Trail Blazers
Alex Caruso (Rest) OUT
Lu Dort (Upper Trap strain) OUT
Chet Holmgren (Lower Back sprain) OUT
Jalen Williams (Wrist) OUT
Kenrich Williams (Knee) OUT
Nikola Topic (Surgery Recovery) OUT
Thomas Sorber (ACL) OUT
November 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Dude if I could get good lamb vindaloo on every third street corner I would vote for whoever you wanted me to
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
An unspeakably evil man responsible for so much death and destruction of civil society
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 15d
Dick Cheney, the influential GOP vice president to George W. Bush and chief architect of the "war on terror," has died. He was 84.
https://cnn.it/4qIm8zy
November 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
My toddlers literally only know him as Rob Lowe, voice of Simba in the Disney channel series The Lion Guard
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
IVY LEAGUE FOREVER
November 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Chase Brown you absolute magician
November 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
People don’t hate Freeze because he’s Christian. They hate him because he’s THAT kind of Christian, the one who thinks his religion is an absolution of responsibility in all parts of his life
Wrote this three years ago. The football parts held up fine, not that it was hard to predict
Rub some church on it
"If this is found, then I'd rather be lost."
www.jasonkirk.fyi
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Forgot about the time change, lovely wake up call at 5am from the kids
November 2, 2025 at 11:18 AM