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@ikepigott.com
Birmingham AL — Former broadcaster, amateur pundit, cancer survivor, trying to be more humane every day.
Profile pic: drawn by my amazing daughter.
Trans lives are human lives.
Banner image: downtown B’ham. 🌈ally
Check my pinned “sub-accounts”
Profile pic: drawn by my amazing daughter.
Trans lives are human lives.
Banner image: downtown B’ham. 🌈ally
Check my pinned “sub-accounts”
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𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘤 𝘗𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵
@ikepigott.com
· Oct 7
Be human.
Be humane.
Be yourself.
Be interesting.
Be brief.
Share.
Laugh.
Listen.
Learn.
Repeat.
Be humane.
Be yourself.
Be interesting.
Be brief.
Share.
Laugh.
Listen.
Learn.
Repeat.
Just updated my profile pic.
January 25, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Just updated my profile pic.
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Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.
January 24, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.
Hey @chriswarcraft.bsky.social — they’re talking adjacent to you on Threads.
January 22, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Hey @chriswarcraft.bsky.social — they’re talking adjacent to you on Threads.
So, wait. I’m trying to figure this out from the headline:
Was it Trump’s new Greenland threat that made Chinese people less horny? Or was it NATO being pissed that led to the Chinese birthrate drop? And where is the soot coming from???
Help me out here, @jamellebouie.net !
Was it Trump’s new Greenland threat that made Chinese people less horny? Or was it NATO being pissed that led to the Chinese birthrate drop? And where is the soot coming from???
Help me out here, @jamellebouie.net !
Listen to “The Headlines,” which brings you the biggest stories of the day from the New York Times reporters who are covering them, all in about 10 minutes.
Trump’s New Greenland Threat Outrages Allies, and China’s Birthrate Plunges
Plus, chimney sweeps are making a comeback.
nyti.ms
January 19, 2026 at 11:47 AM
So, wait. I’m trying to figure this out from the headline:
Was it Trump’s new Greenland threat that made Chinese people less horny? Or was it NATO being pissed that led to the Chinese birthrate drop? And where is the soot coming from???
Help me out here, @jamellebouie.net !
Was it Trump’s new Greenland threat that made Chinese people less horny? Or was it NATO being pissed that led to the Chinese birthrate drop? And where is the soot coming from???
Help me out here, @jamellebouie.net !
CRAP.
I just finished this too.
I just finished this too.
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
CRAP.
I just finished this too.
I just finished this too.
Caleb Williams just ran the same play I used to score with in Tecmo Bowl.
January 19, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Caleb Williams just ran the same play I used to score with in Tecmo Bowl.
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That Hail Mary came straight from the Vatican
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
That Hail Mary came straight from the Vatican
My face looks just like McVay’s
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
My face looks just like McVay’s
Thanks to @animationbakery.bsky.social — I’m ready for Valentine’s Day with my new hoodie!
January 17, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Thanks to @animationbakery.bsky.social — I’m ready for Valentine’s Day with my new hoodie!
How’s your 2026 going?
If only I could find a proper metaph—
If only I could find a proper metaph—
GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan
YouTube video by The A.V. Club
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January 16, 2026 at 12:08 AM
How’s your 2026 going?
If only I could find a proper metaph—
If only I could find a proper metaph—
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As everyone knows, on January 6, 2021 the USPS was so overwhelmed with strongly worded post cards that they arrived a day late
Republican on CNN: You peacefully protest with a letter to the editor. You peacefully protest by starting a Substack or a podcast.
January 15, 2026 at 4:52 AM
As everyone knows, on January 6, 2021 the USPS was so overwhelmed with strongly worded post cards that they arrived a day late
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ICE detained Arlit Maria Martinez on her way to work. 2 days later, her 15 yo son died of cancer. They wouldn't let her out to say goodbye. The family had planned to move back to Mexico prior to the cancer diagnosis but stayed for his treatment. Now, Mr Martinez has lost his wife to ICE & his son.
Teen dies of cancer days after mother arrested by ICE: ‘She’s never gonna see him’
The mother's family pleaded with federal officers for her release from custody to say her final goodbyes to her son, but their requests went unanswered.
www.wsaz.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:29 PM
ICE detained Arlit Maria Martinez on her way to work. 2 days later, her 15 yo son died of cancer. They wouldn't let her out to say goodbye. The family had planned to move back to Mexico prior to the cancer diagnosis but stayed for his treatment. Now, Mr Martinez has lost his wife to ICE & his son.
Changing all my passwords to “IWannaSpeak2MyAttorney!Now!”
January 13, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Changing all my passwords to “IWannaSpeak2MyAttorney!Now!”
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Tyler Braden’s grandfather owns the John Deere dealership in Orly County. Fourth stringer for the Dawgs.
January 13, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Tyler Braden’s grandfather owns the John Deere dealership in Orly County. Fourth stringer for the Dawgs.
Go to the small-text third block, and see how many “Country Star or UGA quarterback?” entries you can find.
January 13, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Go to the small-text third block, and see how many “Country Star or UGA quarterback?” entries you can find.
The score:
Steelers: 6
Texans offense: 12
Texans defense: 12
Texans special teams: 6
Steelers: 6
Texans offense: 12
Texans defense: 12
Texans special teams: 6
January 13, 2026 at 4:09 AM
The score:
Steelers: 6
Texans offense: 12
Texans defense: 12
Texans special teams: 6
Steelers: 6
Texans offense: 12
Texans defense: 12
Texans special teams: 6
Joe Buck: “We’re still stuck on 7-6”
Me: “stuck? Who is stuck? This is a slugfest!”
Me: “stuck? Who is stuck? This is a slugfest!”
January 13, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Joe Buck: “We’re still stuck on 7-6”
Me: “stuck? Who is stuck? This is a slugfest!”
Me: “stuck? Who is stuck? This is a slugfest!”
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I’m can’t remember when @merriam-webster.com officially declares the Word of the Year, but so far “fuck” is making a case for 2026 through political discourse.
January 12, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I’m can’t remember when @merriam-webster.com officially declares the Word of the Year, but so far “fuck” is making a case for 2026 through political discourse.
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Incredible credentials, sign me up!
January 12, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Incredible credentials, sign me up!
Very much worth your time.
January 12, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Very much worth your time.
I’m tired of being tired. And tired of feeling so damned useless. There is so much going down, and I am so little before it all.
January 11, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I’m tired of being tired. And tired of feeling so damned useless. There is so much going down, and I am so little before it all.
I’d like to report a murder.
January 9, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I’d like to report a murder.
And this is why the url domain verification works wonders.
Bluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.
January 8, 2026 at 2:12 PM
And this is why the url domain verification works wonders.