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HotSaucePhD

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Guinness World Record: Longest CVS receipt Preds/Titans/O's/Bullets *Icons may be fatter in real life.

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 6h

come get me, ronald reagan presidential foundation

Reagan and a horse.
“I’m about to jack off this horse”
-Ronald Reagan

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HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 1d

Like vampires and light, Trump is allergic to the words "effective" and "altruism"

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HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 1d

May there soon be zero Kristi Noems in office

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 1d

Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos.

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 1d

Due to height restrictions, Mamdani's not allowed to like Midnight Oil deep tracks

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 1d

✅ Not sporting Nazi tattoo
✅ <80yo when seated

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 2d

Graham Platner has never been in my kitchen!

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 2d

It's great that ourMaine's only options are: youthful former-possibly-current Nazis and well-meaning, credentialed octogenarians

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 3d

Just like the crusty old dean at Springfield University was the bass player for The Pretenders

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 4d

One of them could

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HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 4d

Can we just go with a running clock? #peeweefotbal #mercyrule #LARvsJAX

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 4d

Send Lorne Michaels over to light the Jags hotel on fire but rescue Travis Hunter www.filmbuffonline.com/FBOLNewsreel...

SNL@50: The Eras: 1985-1986: The Return Of Lorne (Or Steinbrenner II)

Lorne Michaels' return to Saturday Night Live was anything but triumphant. As a matter of fact, it almost got the show cancelled.

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HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 4d

Forward thinking of the front office to get him injured, too

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 4d

@bryancurtis.bsky.social @talkingpointsmemo.com
Can we get a crossover episode between TPM social.Club and The Press Box?

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 5d

How else do you apply for a studio job?

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 5d

Stephen Miller's influence is strong #FuckDuke

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 5d

#AnchorDown

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 5d

No Kings in North Bethesda/South Rockville was across the street from Georgetown Prep: seizing the Brett Kavanaugh Indoctrination Academy would have been a smart play

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HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 6d

I wonder how they don't require a CC to hold the booking? Like hotels do for "incidentals" (a hold that gets released when you show up). Can still be free to cancel if done in advance.

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 7d

Lazlo Hollyfield from Real Genius #smarterthanyouandmeputtogether

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 7d

He should be traded to a new team each week, like a Mary Poppins for teams with underperforming offenses

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 7d

Nice slide, fucko #smh #TORvsSEA

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 7d

Can't even support himself

HotSaucePhD @hotsaucephd.bsky.social · 7d

Motherboy!