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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD
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He / Him(bo) -
No longer the sole member of the Premier's Himbonomic Recovery Team - Blessed with unlimited zeal
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Get it in, losers. We're going suffering.
I've been assuming that Bruce Cockburn is on his way to Hegseth's house.
I can’t promise that this is the first time a Canadian publisher of a beloved children’s book series has publicly condemned the bloodthirsty US secretary of defense’s use of its imagery to smirkingly defend heinous war crimes. I mean who can say.
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The only people to whom this is surprising are the out-of-touch rich weirdos who have been fleeced into investing in the Plagiarism Nexus.
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
Investors expect AI use to soar. That’s not happening
Recent surveys point to flatlining business adoption
econ.st
December 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
@profanity.accountant I think it's clear that mummies don't swear.
November 30, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Sickos_YES
"A mountain walked or stumbled."

Wanted to finally do an interpretation of Cthulhu from H.P. Lovecraft's The Call of Cthulhu!
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Please allow me to help answer this question:
No, you fucking rube.
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
This is what happens when you put a privileged, 14 year heroin addict in charge of health. Duh
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Hey #nltraffic , the lights at Kenmount and Polina are flashing red. Morning Kenmount traffic trying to use a four-way stop?
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Well heck, the Education Accord authors got away with it, why not scam the NL government for another few million?
There's a sucker elected every minute, apparently.
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Cloudflare is down now. Weird how this keeps happening to big web service providers as soon as tech companies decided to start firing people and replacing them with "AI". Such an odd coincidence.
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Man I can't wait to see DOOBIE'S FROGDOGENSTEIN.
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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POSTER: In my post I invented the Don’t Misunderstand the Torment Nexus Metaphor as a cautionary tale

CTO: At long last, I have misunderstood the Torment Nexus Metaphor from the classic post Don't Misunderstand The Torment Nexus Metaphor
"Torment Nexus" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict
November 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Not all of you on here remember the dot com crash, so I guess it's nice you'll get your own, but the downside is that this one will be much more gruesome.
The construction of AI data centers "accounted for fully 92% of GDP growth" in the US.

Wonder how grim these figures would be if you excluded big tech companies trading billions back and forth for AI.
Without data centers, GDP growth was 0.1% in the first half of 2025, Harvard economist says | Fortune
Is a U.S. without data centers a country without GDP growth?
fortune.com
November 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Playing through the Doom IWADs again. Tore (and ripped) through E1 & E2 on UV and said aloud "hmm, Doom is quite a bit easier than Doom II".
Then I remembered Sigil I & II and realized that I am heading for a shitwrecking of legend.
#JohnRomerosAboutToMakeMeHisBitch
October 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I view the artistic merit of Cannibal Holocaust as dubious at best, and this man couldn't be more right.
My #Horrorsky hot take:

'Green Inferno' is everything people hate about 'Cannibal Holocaust' but without any artistic merit whatsoever. Unless you count racism and intense reactionary hatred of the left. Which it is chock full of.

Also it just sucks, because Eli Roth doesn't know how to direct.
October 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Don't worry, we can remove tattoos these days.
October 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
October 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The best people.
EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.

I glanced down at the message.

“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.

So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.

www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Ms. Keep is absolutely right, and I'll add my opinion that said hunt should be managed by sovereign Indigenous government.
The Newfoundland and Labrador seal hunt is vital for the health of the arctic and we should encourage sustainable and ethical seal hunts with a robust global trade of fur and fats.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I have to confess, I really wasn't expecting their entire online footprint to consist of people absolutely fucking roasting them in their own page comments.
Newfoundlanders once again showing how it's done.
NL Diagolon fanboy Jeff Gardner is pushing a Second Sons chapter here called Saltwater Sons. Nothing says "real power" like having to pay for an AI to add dozens of identical soldiers to your video to hide the reality of it being four sad sacks of shit out for a giggly Nazi larp.
Get a hobby, b'ys.
October 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
NL Diagolon fanboy Jeff Gardner is pushing a Second Sons chapter here called Saltwater Sons. Nothing says "real power" like having to pay for an AI to add dozens of identical soldiers to your video to hide the reality of it being four sad sacks of shit out for a giggly Nazi larp.
Get a hobby, b'ys.
October 15, 2025 at 10:06 AM
October 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Perennial font of hate and taker of last place in elections Dana Metcalfe is due in court this week regarding the suit filed by a local principal whom she repeatedly accused of "grooming", among other things. Prayers up for the judge who has to listen to her sovcit nonsense.
Pictured, her prep.
a stuffed animal with pigtails is writing on a piece of paper
Alt: The strange creature from Nanalan trying feebly to write on a piece of paper.
media.tenor.com
October 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The Mummy Community is reporting for duty in the War on Christmas.
This is what the woke left wants to turn Christmas into
Walked into a Canadian Tire and no longer know what holiday season we’re celebrating anymore
October 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The Venn diagram of guys who talk about "virgins" and guys who call women "females" is a perfect circle of wet shit.
Guys obsessed with virgins literally have the most intense "small dick energy" imaginable.
October 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM