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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 16h

They look very mighty as they cast furtive looks over their shoulders on Signal Hill in the hopes that the kids who staff the gift shop don't come out and beat their asses.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 17h

NL Diagolon fanboy Jeff Gardner is pushing a Second Sons chapter here called Saltwater Sons. Nothing says "real power" like having to pay for an AI to add dozens of identical soldiers to your video to hide the reality of it being four sad sacks of shit out for a giggly Nazi larp.
Get a hobby, b'ys.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 1d

Eddie Joyce is the personifications of why people tell jokes about Newfoundlanders.
Christ alive.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 1d

Mmm, yes. I see.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 2d

Perennial font of hate and taker of last place in elections Dana Metcalfe is due in court this week regarding the suit filed by a local principal whom she repeatedly accused of "grooming", among other things. Prayers up for the judge who has to listen to her sovcit nonsense.
Pictured, her prep.

a stuffed animal with pigtails is writing on a piece of paper

Alt: The strange creature from Nanalan trying feebly to write on a piece of paper.

media.tenor.com

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 2d

Likelihood of vampire incursion at an all time low, look at the bright side.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 3d

Damn, how could I not mention literal King Ma Dong-seok in Train to Busan?

A still of Ma Dong-seok as Sang-hwa in TRAIN TO BUSAN

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 3d

I think that's a valid statement, absolutely. He was trying his best for the family as a whole, at least, and clearly was _trying_ to understand and support his spouse's feelings.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 3d

Oh shit I forgot Tommy in Carrie! The only kind person in a shimmering sea of colossal assholes.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 3d

The husband from the (very uneven) Hills Have Eyes remake, poor Gabriel Byrne in Hereditary, and Winston Goddamned Duke in Us spring to mind as the exceptions to the rule.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 3d

Woah we have a horror movie husband who isn't a god-tier shitheel? That's "stop the press" territory.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 4d

I think he also was taking the piss, but your point is certainly 100% valid

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 5d

The Mummy Community is reporting for duty in the War on Christmas.

Eric Wickham @ericwickham.ca · 5d

This is what the woke left wants to turn Christmas into

Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 5d

Walked into a Canadian Tire and no longer know what holiday season we’re celebrating anymore

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 5d

The Venn diagram of guys who talk about "virgins" and guys who call women "females" is a perfect circle of wet shit.

Joshua "The Crypt" Keep(er) @jekeep.bsky.social · 5d

Guys obsessed with virgins literally have the most intense "small dick energy" imaginable.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 8d

Alright I'm convinced, you've got my vote.

Reposted by Himbotep the Mummy, PhD

💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 10d

Hello, ladies, dudes, and gentlethems. The "Clanker Discourse" has been a two day workshop by JK Rowling to generate name ideas for characters in her upcoming science fiction thriller; it is now concluded, thank you for your participation.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 11d

Friend, at this point I'm not entirely convinced any of them can read.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 11d

Hearkening again to the death of Rush Limbaugh. Gnashing teeth and screaming the world would never be the same for a day, and then immediately forgotten.
I genuinely had to look up his name because I couldn't even remember which one of the interchangeable sacks of angry cottage cheese had died.

Gwen Snyder is undead @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 11d

Fascism really is built around hate and contempt, internally as well as externally.

If you as a fascist cannot function as an effective instrument for hate and/or contempt, you become an object of hate and/or contempt.

Kirk's martyrdom for hate failed, so we're seeing him held contempt, now.

Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11d

cracking up at how republicans just fully stopped talking about charlie kirk lol. dropped him like woody. they can't even keep up the pretense of outrage long enough to pretend to care for a whole month. zero attention span, brains like a kennel of angry dogs with a window to a busy street

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 12d

Do you know why that is, friends?
It's because it fucking _rips_. Treat yourself if you haven't yet.

Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 12d

MANHUNT getting a shout-out in VOGUE from @emotrophywife.bsky.social <3

www.vogue.com/article/requ...

Required Reading: The 7 Books That Inspired Grace Byron's New Novel ‘Herculine’

www.vogue.com

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 12d

This u?

The cover of 2023's HUESERA: THE BONE WOMAN
It depicts a woman in a tub, photographed from behind and above. She is leaning forward with her hands on her head. Her spine and ribs are uncomfortably visible through her back.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 12d

Well, I guess the second-last person (who still had 50% more votes than her) can at least thank her for taking one for the team.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 13d

Uhoh, looks like there's probably someone in Portugal Cove St. Philips frantically googling "are dominion voting machines used in municipal elections" right about now. Brace yourselves for The Grift!

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 13d

That's a thought that you don't just bury, you drive that piece of your mind out to the old woodpile and you put a bullet in it as it's mid-sentence, asking you if everything is okay.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 13d

In a way I admire this sick fuck's gumption. You could three quarter flay me and I'd never be forced to write that.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 14d

Aye fuck knowledge, let's just ask the racist brain trauma machine that can't count.

David Roberts @volts.wtf · 15d

We laugh at this shit -- I mean, how can you not? -- but it's serious: these guys want to infuse reactionary thinking into AI and then infuse AI into every nook & cranny of American life. They can't win the argument so they are trying to blunt-force their views onto us with money & power.