Perfume Papi
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☁️Perfume is my religion
🗝️Janet is my muse
☁️Perfume is my religion
🗝️Janet is my muse
Bald Nxggas down by -25 after last nights boxing match.
February 1, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Bald Nxggas down by -25 after last nights boxing match.
Sir, this is not how hair bleach works.
This nigga is lying his ass off LMFAOOOOOOOO
February 1, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Sir, this is not how hair bleach works.
This is an opportunity to do something so funny.:.
February 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
This is an opportunity to do something so funny.:.
Not people I’ve known for years finding me on TT because I’m over there cussing people out. 😂
February 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Not people I’ve known for years finding me on TT because I’m over there cussing people out. 😂
This. I got another measles/MMR shot and a meningitis one right before the holidays.
Get them while you still can.
Get them while you still can.
If you're an adult who was vaccinated, you should get your titers run to make sure you still have immunity. Vaccination can wane and/or you may not have generated a strong immune response. That was ok when we had herd immunity but we're likely about to lose our "measles free" status.
Vaccinate your kids, you friggin nuts.
February 1, 2026 at 3:00 AM
This. I got another measles/MMR shot and a meningitis one right before the holidays.
Get them while you still can.
Get them while you still can.
This ain’t the time to playing with new weave glue! 🤣😂
Really punching that nigga hair off 😭😭 I knew somebody would record it
February 1, 2026 at 2:20 AM
This ain’t the time to playing with new weave glue! 🤣😂
Because if you think “I no black I Dominica” isn’t the problem…
January 31, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Because if you think “I no black I Dominica” isn’t the problem…
Great that the judge ordered Liam and his Dad released.
Now how do we ensure Pamela Jo and Kristi Jezebel Noem aren’t packing them up on a plane bound for El Salvador tonight?
Now how do we ensure Pamela Jo and Kristi Jezebel Noem aren’t packing them up on a plane bound for El Salvador tonight?
January 31, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Great that the judge ordered Liam and his Dad released.
Now how do we ensure Pamela Jo and Kristi Jezebel Noem aren’t packing them up on a plane bound for El Salvador tonight?
Now how do we ensure Pamela Jo and Kristi Jezebel Noem aren’t packing them up on a plane bound for El Salvador tonight?
AHT AHT!!
They always take it too far!
They always take it too far!
January 31, 2026 at 10:12 PM
AHT AHT!!
They always take it too far!
They always take it too far!
Well, yeah. Christina was singing Adult Contemporary.
Britney was Swedish pop.
Britney was Swedish pop.
January 31, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Well, yeah. Christina was singing Adult Contemporary.
Britney was Swedish pop.
Britney was Swedish pop.
And this is exactly why Bill quietly ran that lady half his money when she divorced him.
🚨 BREAKING: The new Epstein file dump reveals Bill Gates was BEGGING Jeffrey Epstein for antibiotics to discreetly slip to his then-wife Melinda after Bill contracted STDs from s*x with “Russian girls”
WTF?!
Gates also reportedly sent a description of his p*nis to Epstein, the emails reveal.
WTF?!
Gates also reportedly sent a description of his p*nis to Epstein, the emails reveal.
January 31, 2026 at 1:13 PM
And this is exactly why Bill quietly ran that lady half his money when she divorced him.
Do this bih got on the Monica 12s!?
See what happens when you piss of the gays?
See what happens when you piss of the gays?
I’m sorry but this was HILARIOUS!!! She was waddling in there like Big Mama—12 kids!!!
January 31, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Do this bih got on the Monica 12s!?
See what happens when you piss of the gays?
See what happens when you piss of the gays?
Eve got her Grammy 27 years later.
She probably could’ve shortened that by a decade had she spoken up sooner.
Folks will steal the water out your eyeballs if you let them, so DO NOT just go quietly into the good night.
Collect your things!
She probably could’ve shortened that by a decade had she spoken up sooner.
Folks will steal the water out your eyeballs if you let them, so DO NOT just go quietly into the good night.
Collect your things!
January 31, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Eve got her Grammy 27 years later.
She probably could’ve shortened that by a decade had she spoken up sooner.
Folks will steal the water out your eyeballs if you let them, so DO NOT just go quietly into the good night.
Collect your things!
She probably could’ve shortened that by a decade had she spoken up sooner.
Folks will steal the water out your eyeballs if you let them, so DO NOT just go quietly into the good night.
Collect your things!
I think I’m going to screen “Waiting For Guffman” tonight.
I remember seeing it for the first time with my conservatory class the week before our first big improv demo. It changed everything (also started my obsession w Parker Posey). Ms. O’Hara you will be missed!
I remember seeing it for the first time with my conservatory class the week before our first big improv demo. It changed everything (also started my obsession w Parker Posey). Ms. O’Hara you will be missed!
January 31, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I think I’m going to screen “Waiting For Guffman” tonight.
I remember seeing it for the first time with my conservatory class the week before our first big improv demo. It changed everything (also started my obsession w Parker Posey). Ms. O’Hara you will be missed!
I remember seeing it for the first time with my conservatory class the week before our first big improv demo. It changed everything (also started my obsession w Parker Posey). Ms. O’Hara you will be missed!
OH MY GAWW I WILLLL BOOOOTE.
I WILL BOTE. FOR DONAL TRUNK!
I WILL BOTE. FOR DONAL TRUNK!
‘Being an ol’ farm boy myself, chickens coming home to roost has never made me sad. It only made me glad’
January 31, 2026 at 12:16 AM
OH MY GAWW I WILLLL BOOOOTE.
I WILL BOTE. FOR DONAL TRUNK!
I WILL BOTE. FOR DONAL TRUNK!
Rush Card was my (inherited) client back when I worked in advertising.
It was one of the worst experiences of my life.
SO THIS IS FUNNY AS ALL HELL.
It was one of the worst experiences of my life.
SO THIS IS FUNNY AS ALL HELL.
Lmaooooooooo White House Official Reportedly Says Nicki Minaj's T-rump Gold Card Was Just A Souvenir, Not A Visa Or Citizenship Document! IT WAS A RUSH CARD 💳🤭
January 31, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Rush Card was my (inherited) client back when I worked in advertising.
It was one of the worst experiences of my life.
SO THIS IS FUNNY AS ALL HELL.
It was one of the worst experiences of my life.
SO THIS IS FUNNY AS ALL HELL.
Reposted by Perfume Papi
When I resigned as co-chair of the National Association of Black Journalists convention after their decision to platform Trump, I took a lot of heat for it.
I was told “Black journalists are going to expose his racism and save America”
Today, the Trump regime is arresting Black journalists.
I was told “Black journalists are going to expose his racism and save America”
Today, the Trump regime is arresting Black journalists.
January 30, 2026 at 10:32 PM
When I resigned as co-chair of the National Association of Black Journalists convention after their decision to platform Trump, I took a lot of heat for it.
I was told “Black journalists are going to expose his racism and save America”
Today, the Trump regime is arresting Black journalists.
I was told “Black journalists are going to expose his racism and save America”
Today, the Trump regime is arresting Black journalists.
You know who cusses real good?
Katie Phang.
Katie Phang.
January 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
You know who cusses real good?
Katie Phang.
Katie Phang.
Okay now I’m sad again.
January 30, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Okay now I’m sad again.
His daddy was kid taster too!
The whole family tree is rotted so nothing surprises me about Apartheid Clyde.
The whole family tree is rotted so nothing surprises me about Apartheid Clyde.
NEW: Elon Musk has insisted that Jeffrey Epstein invited him to the notorious island and he declined. But new emails show the opposite -- Musk was practically begging to party with Epstein in the Caribbean, years after Epstein's sex convictions were public knowledge
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Elon Musk Emailed Extensively With Jeffrey Epstein, Begging to Visit His Notorious Island
Newly released documents show how Elon Musk extensively communicated with Jeffrey Epstein to plan parties and trips to his island.
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January 30, 2026 at 9:01 PM
His daddy was kid taster too!
The whole family tree is rotted so nothing surprises me about Apartheid Clyde.
The whole family tree is rotted so nothing surprises me about Apartheid Clyde.
They are literally trying to paint the chaos in MN black.
The face of the violence has been white women, and that’s just not going to work because they’ve been wanting to see scores of black people.
The face of the violence has been white women, and that’s just not going to work because they’ve been wanting to see scores of black people.
January 30, 2026 at 6:24 PM
They are literally trying to paint the chaos in MN black.
The face of the violence has been white women, and that’s just not going to work because they’ve been wanting to see scores of black people.
The face of the violence has been white women, and that’s just not going to work because they’ve been wanting to see scores of black people.
IKYFL! 😟
January 30, 2026 at 6:20 PM
IKYFL! 😟
Oh FFS.
And David Blaine casually emailing with JE? GET HIM OUT OF HERE TOO.
And David Blaine casually emailing with JE? GET HIM OUT OF HERE TOO.
Al Seckel is hanging out with Pablos the hacker again and is worried about Epstein and “a potential pending legal action against your with the Feds for "sex trafficking"”
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
![To:
From:
Al seckel
Sent:
Sun 11/7/201011:26:13 PM
Subject: Important
Jeffrey Epstein[jeevacation@gmail.com]
Jeff,
It is very important that you notify me in advance if there are any issues that are going to impact your social life, i.e, pending lawsuits, actions, etc., so that we can prepare for them BEFORE they hit. Is there a potential pending legal action against your with the Feds for "sex trafficking"? for example. We are, of course, finding references to it.
Please understand that any conversations devulged are strictly confidential and for the purposes intended that we have already discussed.
I spent the day with Pablos today and his "hero" hacker friend, who is coming over early this week...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2nhudqe7uplgqvnt72p2vxnb/bafkreideesli6ggd5wlk7bg5vqgwytcpqcyiifz345qid66ufyw4bquis4@jpeg)
January 30, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Oh FFS.
And David Blaine casually emailing with JE? GET HIM OUT OF HERE TOO.
And David Blaine casually emailing with JE? GET HIM OUT OF HERE TOO.
Mind you, we don’t even have the name of the people who killed Pretti. But Don is in jail!?
Lemme go bully Andrew Schulz real quick.
Lemme go bully Andrew Schulz real quick.
January 30, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Mind you, we don’t even have the name of the people who killed Pretti. But Don is in jail!?
Lemme go bully Andrew Schulz real quick.
Lemme go bully Andrew Schulz real quick.