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🐰Head Bunny @ Haus Urban
☁️Perfume is my religion
🗝️Janet is my muse
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If you're gonna buy anything today, do it from a small black ass business! 👇🏽
Welcome to @hausurban.com BLACK ASS FRIDAY SALE!
The entire site is up to 50% off, plus we have some exclusives available only today. Ready to lock in? (Thread)
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November 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Welcome to @hausurban.com BLACK ASS FRIDAY SALE!
The entire site is up to 50% off, plus we have some exclusives available only today. Ready to lock in? (Thread)
www.hausurban.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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If you give your wife 10 errands to run without helping, I hope her 11th errand is a dick with a curve in it. Lazy ass lol
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
My friends have this at the landing of their stairs and it wears me OUT everytime I pass it.
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Chile lemme get up and carry my Patti pies on downtown.

Can ya’ll tell I’m thrilled?
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I opened the clock app and was suddenly in a live with someone cleaning chitlins.

It’s gonna be a long holiday huh?
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
2003.

The North remembers.
Streets say this was 22 years ago. Nah, it was like 8 years ago right?

🥺 Right?

👴🏿
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Lemme tell ya'll a lil story.

I went to high school in Rancho Cucamonga, California. A good ol' new money suburb.

There was this one kid who went to school with us. Young, black, and Alt. And always a little bit musty.

I called him "Graham Cracker" for obvious reasons.
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Meanwhile they usually get rejected by their black peers because they musty.
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Growing up, both were rejected by the Blacks.

Now grown, they've found acceptance with the whites—and the whiteness within one another.

Explore their platonic journey as they navigate their interracial relationships and cultivate their special koon kinship.

"A Coon is Born"

Now on Coonbi
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Made her a case study for my project because I have questions.
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Lemme mind my homosexual business.
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
These sequels are going to get worse and cheaper at every turn.

Wicked 4: Starring Keke Palmer and Becky G.
Summer 2030, streaming exclusively on D+.
Universal confirms more movies set in the ‘Wicked’ universe are in early development:

"Because of Wicked’s success but also the fanship, we have almost a responsibility to figure out how we can continue in this universe.”
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Did ya'll know Ming Lee Simmons has a body care brand?

If you did speak up because I have questions of the nepo baby variety.
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Waited weeks for my new desk chair to show up.

It arrives today, I start assembling it...why does one of the arm rests not have holes drilled into it?

Mercury retrograde ain't gonna let me have shit this month huh?
loki from avengers : age of ultron is making a funny face while holding his finger to his chin .
ALT: loki from avengers : age of ultron is making a funny face while holding his finger to his chin .
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November 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I just want to reiterate that if you actively voted for this POS, I hope your turkey is as dry as Melania's coochie whenever Big Sloppy leans in for a photo op pose of affection.
SCOOP: The Trump administration has instructed employees and grantees not to use U.S. funds to commemorate World AIDS Day — because the observance was started by the World Health Organization.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
Trump Administration Cancels U.S. Observance of World AIDS Day
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Parade pandemonium begins!
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
@nxgrodamus.bsky.social I see you got them thighs back out.
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
You know if it weren’t for that man I never would’ve come across @angryblacklady.blacksky.app

That’s the only good thing I have to say.
The way that Thanksgiving story opened the floodgates and that man had to delete his account
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Just left my hair appointment and the lady did her big one! Took me from a 6 head to a 5 head in an hour.
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Starting to realize my favorite luxury brand is Mackage.

They keep me warm every winter.
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Yes. Most memorable was someone who was convincing me to slow down and see the good seeds I was planting everywhere.

And we slow danced to Keri Hilson’s “Slow Dance”.

He was never my man (for reasons) but was always reminding me that he would’ve been in another timeline.
To all my Black Queer men on here, have you ever slow danced with another man?

And if so, do you remember when and why?
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
She said “Moron that ass to your cell!”
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM