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Perfume Papi
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🐰Head Bunny @ Haus Urban
☁️Perfume is my religion
🗝️Janet is my muse
This Luther Vandross thing has PMO.

Janet was supposed to present his lifetime achievement the year she was banned from the Grammys. She felt like she let him down.

She’s still banned because of CBS, so I hope she gets to come back in 2027. She’s overdue for an honor.
February 2, 2026 at 4:46 AM
New York!

We gotta get him up out the paint. ASAP.
Doesn't seem like this should be his job
February 2, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Good for Billie Eyelash. She be singing.
February 2, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Justin Beiber need to take his ass to therapy and rehab.

Enough is enough.
February 2, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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This may not have been designed, but it’s the result of deliberate indifference to human life at both policy and personal levels.

At scale this is a terrifyingly effective method of mass murder. By 1942, epidemics were the primary cause of death for Soviet prisoners of the Nazis; 5k died per day.
February 2, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I wanna look like TT without the titties.
February 2, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I’ve realized that in order to keep burning fat the way I need to I need to hit between 15-18k steps a day…

Which means 10k before 10 am. I’m going to have to start going to bed even earlier 😟
February 2, 2026 at 2:37 AM
This is why the cookout got shut down!
February 2, 2026 at 2:35 AM
YERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Congratulations @durandbernarr.bsky.social !!
February 2, 2026 at 12:36 AM
When I was ten my best friends in the building we lived in were Mexican.

My Mom worked in corrections and I assumed based on the limited uniform I saw that their Dad did too.

I remember the day I learned he worked for Border Patrol. I asked “Wasn’t that your grandma crossing before tho?”
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:45 PM
If you have FOUR black grandparents, make some noise!!!
February 1, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
IKTR QUEEN!

Tell them streamers to suck your grammy plated dick!
‘Anxiety’ by Doechii wins the #GRAMMYs  award for Best Music Video.
February 1, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Testing out some new recipes ahead of Super Bowl Sunday because I cannot go off my diet.

Buffalo Chicken Chalupas: 250 calories, 35 g of protein, 7 g of fat
February 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
February 1, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Bald Nxggas down by -25 after last nights boxing match.
February 1, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Sir, this is not how hair bleach works.
February 1, 2026 at 3:54 AM
This is an opportunity to do something so funny.:.
February 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Not people I’ve known for years finding me on TT because I’m over there cussing people out. 😂
February 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
This. I got another measles/MMR shot and a meningitis one right before the holidays.

Get them while you still can.
If you're an adult who was vaccinated, you should get your titers run to make sure you still have immunity. Vaccination can wane and/or you may not have generated a strong immune response. That was ok when we had herd immunity but we're likely about to lose our "measles free" status.
Vaccinate your kids, you friggin nuts.
February 1, 2026 at 3:00 AM
This ain’t the time to playing with new weave glue! 🤣😂
Really punching that nigga hair off 😭😭 I knew somebody would record it
February 1, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Because if you think “I no black I Dominica” isn’t the problem…
January 31, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Great that the judge ordered Liam and his Dad released.

Now how do we ensure Pamela Jo and Kristi Jezebel Noem aren’t packing them up on a plane bound for El Salvador tonight?
January 31, 2026 at 10:14 PM
AHT AHT!!

They always take it too far!
January 31, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Well, yeah. Christina was singing Adult Contemporary.

Britney was Swedish pop.
January 31, 2026 at 1:33 PM