Perfume Papi
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🐰Head Bunny @ Haus Urban
☁️Perfume is my religion
🗝️Janet is my muse
☁️Perfume is my religion
🗝️Janet is my muse
I think I’m going to screen “Waiting For Guffman” tonight.
I remember seeing it for the first time with my conservatory class the week before our first big improv demo. It changed everything (also started my obsession w Parker Posey). Ms. O’Hara you will be missed!
I remember seeing it for the first time with my conservatory class the week before our first big improv demo. It changed everything (also started my obsession w Parker Posey). Ms. O’Hara you will be missed!
January 31, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I think I’m going to screen “Waiting For Guffman” tonight.
I remember seeing it for the first time with my conservatory class the week before our first big improv demo. It changed everything (also started my obsession w Parker Posey). Ms. O’Hara you will be missed!
I remember seeing it for the first time with my conservatory class the week before our first big improv demo. It changed everything (also started my obsession w Parker Posey). Ms. O’Hara you will be missed!
OH MY GAWW I WILLLL BOOOOTE.
I WILL BOTE. FOR DONAL TRUNK!
I WILL BOTE. FOR DONAL TRUNK!
‘Being an ol’ farm boy myself, chickens coming home to roost has never made me sad. It only made me glad’
January 31, 2026 at 12:16 AM
OH MY GAWW I WILLLL BOOOOTE.
I WILL BOTE. FOR DONAL TRUNK!
I WILL BOTE. FOR DONAL TRUNK!
Rush Card was my (inherited) client back when I worked in advertising.
It was one of the worst experiences of my life.
SO THIS IS FUNNY AS ALL HELL.
It was one of the worst experiences of my life.
SO THIS IS FUNNY AS ALL HELL.
Lmaooooooooo White House Official Reportedly Says Nicki Minaj's T-rump Gold Card Was Just A Souvenir, Not A Visa Or Citizenship Document! IT WAS A RUSH CARD 💳🤭
January 31, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Rush Card was my (inherited) client back when I worked in advertising.
It was one of the worst experiences of my life.
SO THIS IS FUNNY AS ALL HELL.
It was one of the worst experiences of my life.
SO THIS IS FUNNY AS ALL HELL.
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When I resigned as co-chair of the National Association of Black Journalists convention after their decision to platform Trump, I took a lot of heat for it.
I was told “Black journalists are going to expose his racism and save America”
Today, the Trump regime is arresting Black journalists.
I was told “Black journalists are going to expose his racism and save America”
Today, the Trump regime is arresting Black journalists.
January 30, 2026 at 10:32 PM
When I resigned as co-chair of the National Association of Black Journalists convention after their decision to platform Trump, I took a lot of heat for it.
I was told “Black journalists are going to expose his racism and save America”
Today, the Trump regime is arresting Black journalists.
I was told “Black journalists are going to expose his racism and save America”
Today, the Trump regime is arresting Black journalists.
You know who cusses real good?
Katie Phang.
Katie Phang.
January 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
You know who cusses real good?
Katie Phang.
Katie Phang.
Okay now I’m sad again.
January 30, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Okay now I’m sad again.
His daddy was kid taster too!
The whole family tree is rotted so nothing surprises me about Apartheid Clyde.
The whole family tree is rotted so nothing surprises me about Apartheid Clyde.
NEW: Elon Musk has insisted that Jeffrey Epstein invited him to the notorious island and he declined. But new emails show the opposite -- Musk was practically begging to party with Epstein in the Caribbean, years after Epstein's sex convictions were public knowledge
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Elon Musk Emailed Extensively With Jeffrey Epstein, Begging to Visit His Notorious Island
Newly released documents show how Elon Musk extensively communicated with Jeffrey Epstein to plan parties and trips to his island.
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January 30, 2026 at 9:01 PM
His daddy was kid taster too!
The whole family tree is rotted so nothing surprises me about Apartheid Clyde.
The whole family tree is rotted so nothing surprises me about Apartheid Clyde.
They are literally trying to paint the chaos in MN black.
The face of the violence has been white women, and that’s just not going to work because they’ve been wanting to see scores of black people.
The face of the violence has been white women, and that’s just not going to work because they’ve been wanting to see scores of black people.
January 30, 2026 at 6:24 PM
They are literally trying to paint the chaos in MN black.
The face of the violence has been white women, and that’s just not going to work because they’ve been wanting to see scores of black people.
The face of the violence has been white women, and that’s just not going to work because they’ve been wanting to see scores of black people.
IKYFL! 😟
January 30, 2026 at 6:20 PM
IKYFL! 😟
Oh FFS.
And David Blaine casually emailing with JE? GET HIM OUT OF HERE TOO.
And David Blaine casually emailing with JE? GET HIM OUT OF HERE TOO.
Al Seckel is hanging out with Pablos the hacker again and is worried about Epstein and “a potential pending legal action against your with the Feds for "sex trafficking"”
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
![To:
From:
Al seckel
Sent:
Sun 11/7/201011:26:13 PM
Subject: Important
Jeffrey Epstein[jeevacation@gmail.com]
Jeff,
It is very important that you notify me in advance if there are any issues that are going to impact your social life, i.e, pending lawsuits, actions, etc., so that we can prepare for them BEFORE they hit. Is there a potential pending legal action against your with the Feds for "sex trafficking"? for example. We are, of course, finding references to it.
Please understand that any conversations devulged are strictly confidential and for the purposes intended that we have already discussed.
I spent the day with Pablos today and his "hero" hacker friend, who is coming over early this week...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2nhudqe7uplgqvnt72p2vxnb/bafkreideesli6ggd5wlk7bg5vqgwytcpqcyiifz345qid66ufyw4bquis4@jpeg)
January 30, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Oh FFS.
And David Blaine casually emailing with JE? GET HIM OUT OF HERE TOO.
And David Blaine casually emailing with JE? GET HIM OUT OF HERE TOO.
Mind you, we don’t even have the name of the people who killed Pretti. But Don is in jail!?
Lemme go bully Andrew Schulz real quick.
Lemme go bully Andrew Schulz real quick.
January 30, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Mind you, we don’t even have the name of the people who killed Pretti. But Don is in jail!?
Lemme go bully Andrew Schulz real quick.
Lemme go bully Andrew Schulz real quick.
They know they have no case against Don Lemon so they’re doing this all for show and to say they did something.
I wanna know who is going to be held in contempt because the Judge in MN already said this was to be dismissed…
I wanna know who is going to be held in contempt because the Judge in MN already said this was to be dismissed…
January 30, 2026 at 2:06 PM
They know they have no case against Don Lemon so they’re doing this all for show and to say they did something.
I wanna know who is going to be held in contempt because the Judge in MN already said this was to be dismissed…
I wanna know who is going to be held in contempt because the Judge in MN already said this was to be dismissed…
A thought: We know those "Gold Trump" cards are a means to buy citizenship.
So what happens when this regime ends, and they start looking at everyone who became a citizen via those cards, aka bribes?
Likely outcome is that status is revoked. Better outcome is criminal indictments and deportation.
So what happens when this regime ends, and they start looking at everyone who became a citizen via those cards, aka bribes?
Likely outcome is that status is revoked. Better outcome is criminal indictments and deportation.
January 30, 2026 at 1:54 PM
A thought: We know those "Gold Trump" cards are a means to buy citizenship.
So what happens when this regime ends, and they start looking at everyone who became a citizen via those cards, aka bribes?
Likely outcome is that status is revoked. Better outcome is criminal indictments and deportation.
So what happens when this regime ends, and they start looking at everyone who became a citizen via those cards, aka bribes?
Likely outcome is that status is revoked. Better outcome is criminal indictments and deportation.
Won’t You Be My Neighbor? | Lady Gaga Original
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January 30, 2026 at 1:50 AM
These things don’t happen in a vacuum. Why do you think Big Sloppy’s merry band of ghouls in Georgia were so desperate to dismiss what was left of the Fulton County case, including the 15 other co-defendants who are not POTUS?
January 30, 2026 at 12:51 AM
These things don’t happen in a vacuum. Why do you think Big Sloppy’s merry band of ghouls in Georgia were so desperate to dismiss what was left of the Fulton County case, including the 15 other co-defendants who are not POTUS?
Tired of this birachel bitch too.
January 29, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Tired of this birachel bitch too.
Okay I think I have a new favorite. Samir Grey's "One" is a stunning floral vanilla with tiare, candied peach, and almond milk. It layers *beautifully* with @hausurban.com Soft Life.
It smells like words of affirmation.
It smells like words of affirmation.
January 29, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Okay I think I have a new favorite. Samir Grey's "One" is a stunning floral vanilla with tiare, candied peach, and almond milk. It layers *beautifully* with @hausurban.com Soft Life.
It smells like words of affirmation.
It smells like words of affirmation.
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lmao, soft-shoeing for this administration just for the side you've aligned with to reduce your career to a song by two women you HATE????
this is theatre. this is ART.
this is theatre. this is ART.
Laura Ingraham just went after Nicki Minaj on Fox News for the lyrics in WAP. A song she didn’t even write. I’m fucking dying—this is peak stupidity.
January 29, 2026 at 8:35 PM
lmao, soft-shoeing for this administration just for the side you've aligned with to reduce your career to a song by two women you HATE????
this is theatre. this is ART.
this is theatre. this is ART.
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Ok but Gen Z slang? You mean white teenagers sounding awkward mashing together AAVE phrases that have been around since long before they were born?
January 29, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Ok but Gen Z slang? You mean white teenagers sounding awkward mashing together AAVE phrases that have been around since long before they were born?
See! The devil is busy! I ordered some perfume samples and she putting snack cakes in the box!
January 29, 2026 at 6:17 PM
See! The devil is busy! I ordered some perfume samples and she putting snack cakes in the box!
I need ya'll to stop with this.
You love trading on the "strength" of Black women, but go quiet when they run for leadership positions. When they get the leadership positions, you'll allow them to be dragged until it's convenient for you.
This lady's ongoing trauma is not your entertainment.
You love trading on the "strength" of Black women, but go quiet when they run for leadership positions. When they get the leadership positions, you'll allow them to be dragged until it's convenient for you.
This lady's ongoing trauma is not your entertainment.
January 29, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I need ya'll to stop with this.
You love trading on the "strength" of Black women, but go quiet when they run for leadership positions. When they get the leadership positions, you'll allow them to be dragged until it's convenient for you.
This lady's ongoing trauma is not your entertainment.
You love trading on the "strength" of Black women, but go quiet when they run for leadership positions. When they get the leadership positions, you'll allow them to be dragged until it's convenient for you.
This lady's ongoing trauma is not your entertainment.
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And if you try, your body will start to shutdown and your sky will start falling Shucky Ducky
you can't hustle and grind your way out of autistic burnout
January 29, 2026 at 5:23 PM
And if you try, your body will start to shutdown and your sky will start falling Shucky Ducky
The problem with celebrities in general is that they think we're as dumb as they are.
Ray doesn't know know that there are people with 10% ejection fraction living very full lives and not scheduling their departure.
EF is the least of his problems and we all know that.
Ray doesn't know know that there are people with 10% ejection fraction living very full lives and not scheduling their departure.
EF is the least of his problems and we all know that.
*puts on nurse practitioner lab coat*
Ray J ….. you know that some of us are really about this healthcare life right? So why lie?
On the radio, they were saying that he claimed that his “heart is performing at 60”.
What he’s meaning to say is his ejection fraction is at 60%.
Ray J ….. you know that some of us are really about this healthcare life right? So why lie?
On the radio, they were saying that he claimed that his “heart is performing at 60”.
What he’s meaning to say is his ejection fraction is at 60%.
January 29, 2026 at 5:09 PM
The problem with celebrities in general is that they think we're as dumb as they are.
Ray doesn't know know that there are people with 10% ejection fraction living very full lives and not scheduling their departure.
EF is the least of his problems and we all know that.
Ray doesn't know know that there are people with 10% ejection fraction living very full lives and not scheduling their departure.
EF is the least of his problems and we all know that.
The intercom to my building from the main gate just freaks out when it gets to cold. It will ring non stop but I can't answer it.
!!! My wired doorbell is on low battery because it can’t hold a charge. This weather has me flummoxed!!
It's truly crazy that so much of the US is experiencing a Chicagoland winter for two weeks in a row. 😭 😭
January 29, 2026 at 4:52 PM
The intercom to my building from the main gate just freaks out when it gets to cold. It will ring non stop but I can't answer it.