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🐰Head Bunny @ Haus Urban
☁️Perfume is my religion
🗝️Janet is my muse
I mean…2008 and the economy COLLAPSED.

We stayed at the club dancing it off.
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Okay!! She jus need some plantain, a shimmer bronzer, some thigh high boots and a drawstring chocolate ponytail. She’ll be okay!
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Good Morning Chris!
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It is absolutely possible. You just have to get used to the fact that you’ll need to build the plane and fly it at the same time.
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
😭🤣
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I had this one lady who used to braid my hair and she had this itty bitty black cat.

She would always pop out halfway through the appointment and sit on my foot and purr. Her mom would be like “She hates every male client but you” 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I’m def a dog person but I keep running into cats and they make it a point to win me over. 😭
November 25, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Even if he knows it ain’t everybody wanna feel like it’s theirs! Have a little couth.
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
It’s a tie between orchids and calla lily.
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Yes! I love a fresh flower.
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
An art director hate to see me coming because I’m like “Here’s a brief. It took me 9 days to write so don’t stray from it” 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
SCREAMING!!
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Meanwhile I’m arguing with myself because I don’t have the time or energy to be doing ANY of it. My plate is full and spilling over as is.

But the idea keeps nagging until I take all these disparate pieces and make them make sense.
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
A name will turn into a concept. Then a tag line. Then I’ll stumble across some market data. I’ll walk away and then two days later the insight from the data will hit. Then I’ll just need to write down a couple hex codes. Until I have 9723 portions of ideas and data points floating around my head.
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Oh see that’s mean. 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I learned that my anti-pumpkin stance was actually...anti-black.

I still hate gourds in general but I no longer sneer at the suggestion.

www.northjersey.com/story/food/2...
The abolitionist history of Thanksgiving and pumpkin pie — and why the South resisted both
For decades, Thanksgiving was cause for a fight. And the pumpkin was a symbol of the Northern anti-slavery movement.
www.northjersey.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM