Juan Carlos
@hernameisjuan.bsky.social
I used to be a buttery croissant then a witch turned me into a human
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Juan Carlos
@hernameisjuan.bsky.social
· May 19
Successfully grabbed all the groceries on my list I'm taking when I go to Sabrina's tn!!!!
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ME? THE SIFF?!
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
ME? THE SIFF?!
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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Earliest sunsets are almost here. In early to mid-December, evenings become brighter again—no “Daylight Saving Time” needed!
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Earliest sunsets are almost here. In early to mid-December, evenings become brighter again—no “Daylight Saving Time” needed!
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Every year my mom gets us a nice Christmas ornament. Here are a couple of my favorites.
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Every year my mom gets us a nice Christmas ornament. Here are a couple of my favorites.
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guys what if we kissed under the boner pills graffiti in the LES
November 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
guys what if we kissed under the boner pills graffiti in the LES
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lol ok boss baby
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
lol ok boss baby
10yrs ago they sold chocolate dipped potato chips... and they were sf good!!
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
10yrs ago they sold chocolate dipped potato chips... and they were sf good!!
Okay, time to wish thos bear a goodnight
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Okay, time to wish thos bear a goodnight
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Oh no Tilly Norwood was ran over by the Philadelphia Cream Cheese TikTok float at the Macys Thanksgiving parade. (Her head exploded.)
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Oh no Tilly Norwood was ran over by the Philadelphia Cream Cheese TikTok float at the Macys Thanksgiving parade. (Her head exploded.)
Impressed my coworker by flippin' a Christmas tree w one arm
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Impressed my coworker by flippin' a Christmas tree w one arm
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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hi yes can I have the shrimp with the honey as well as the walnuts—
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
hi yes can I have the shrimp with the honey as well as the walnuts—
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people in line with me at panda clapping as the new batch of chow mein gets brought out… there’s so much beauty in the world
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
people in line with me at panda clapping as the new batch of chow mein gets brought out… there’s so much beauty in the world
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Not posting the full pic here because 1. I don’t want my last name on an account where I post dig and cog and 2. I don’t like my family LMAOOO … I competed on Family Feud this summer, and it’s airing in January! I can’t wait to see my gay a$$ on TV. They say the camera adds 10 chins 💖
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Not posting the full pic here because 1. I don’t want my last name on an account where I post dig and cog and 2. I don’t like my family LMAOOO … I competed on Family Feud this summer, and it’s airing in January! I can’t wait to see my gay a$$ on TV. They say the camera adds 10 chins 💖
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We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.
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okay which one of you is running social for A1 steak sauce
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
okay which one of you is running social for A1 steak sauce
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And they said guys with freckles & loving hearts can’t have arm pump on a sunday
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
And they said guys with freckles & loving hearts can’t have arm pump on a sunday
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i keep accidentally reading this as "cum fart"
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
i keep accidentally reading this as "cum fart"
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i need people to stop getting laid off so that us folks who were laid off in the summer can get jobs first
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
i need people to stop getting laid off so that us folks who were laid off in the summer can get jobs first
Ain't no jellyfish but I'm the catch
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Ain't no jellyfish but I'm the catch
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I love seeing my dick from the back. peekaboo
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I love seeing my dick from the back. peekaboo
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I just want to stop feeling pathetic and get back to being flirty and fun!!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I just want to stop feeling pathetic and get back to being flirty and fun!!!!!