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Pick it up, gently place it on its side - as long as you don't damage it, no crime has been committed.
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:

Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
custard tarts > jam tarts > mince pies
jam tarts > mince pies
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Conducting interviews is tough going, but every now and again you meet someone so lovely that you're just buzzin' afterwards. It's a very wholesome feeling.
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"...said local homeowner Nick Miller, whose five-bedroom family home is on the market for £2m."
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Honestly wondering if I should just code up a spiritual successor myself at this point.
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Starmer's government redefines "terrorism" to include for the first time civil disobedience and protest.

Then it declares it's scrapping the ancient right to trial by jury (because juries too often acquit protesters).

In a rigged justice system, injustice is assured.
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Gonna start greeting the nephews with a cheery "Eh up piss thief!"
the dutch are not okay
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 AM
The casual nature with which the interviewer describes dead Palestinian children as "emotional blackmail". Fuck me, these people are disgusting, amoral fucks.
Former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz says Jewish students shouldn’t have smartphones until they finish high school — so they don’t see the “carnage” Israel and the U.S. have carried out in Gaza.

Video: Mel via X (@Villgecrazylady)
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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the darvo government

'im abusing immigrants; criticise me you are racist' - mahmood

'im killing trans ppl; criticise me you are homophobic' - streeting

'im murdering disabled ppl; criticise me you are mansplaining' - reeves

'im segregating trans ppl; criticise me you are misogynist' - phillipson
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Me as your bsky therapist
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The pen is truly mightier than the LLM.
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I ball in his pit 'til I X.
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Hope Team Corbyn reckons all the defending of the transphobic landlord cunt was worth it. 👍
Blimey. Major new split in Your Party. Blackburn MP Adnan Hussain -who is secretary of the Your Party company - says he's quitting due to "persistent infighting, factional competition, and a struggle for power, position and influence rather than a shared commitment to the common good."
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The Labour Right reckon a trot is anyone to the left of Farage.
So Wes Streeting allies want him to become Prime Minister - for the Labour Government to tank even faster.

We don't have time to play these silly games - people are suffering now.

Keep growing the alternative - they need replacing.

Join.greenparty.org.uk
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Been a bit busy with work the past few days, has Wesley toppled him yet?
Wes Streeting talking two years ago about how he would win the Labour leadership.
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 AM
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Wes Streeting's "definitely not gonna topple the Prime Minister" appearance on Breakfast TV has people asking a lot of questions already answered by his appearance.
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 AM
The UK is such a petty little country. Only a quarter of people protect themselves against constant Government surveillance with a VPN, but even *that's* too much to bear for these absolute curtain-twitching freaks.
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Completely tangential to the original thread, but this is the most perfect argument against AI I've heard.
Tolkien was right. Evil cannot make, only mock.
November 4, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Finally some good news. The DWP were trying to extort money from my mate, but after contacting everyone we though might be able to help, we've got them to back the fuck off. They're utter scum for even attempting it. They'd happily drive folk into destitution and towards suicide to save a few quid.
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Smashing the shit out of that there "buy now" button.
🛸 COP A GANDER AT THIS TEE 🛸
November 3, 2025 at 10:41 AM
This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 AM