David Henningham 郭大衛 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 💖💛💙
@henninghampress.bsky.social
Artist, Author, Indie publisher
(he/him)
my novel Foulness is definitely coming out Feb 2026 on Henningham Family Press
(he/him)
my novel Foulness is definitely coming out Feb 2026 on Henningham Family Press
In Star Trek, why don't we see the crew having to rub the touch screen with their jersey sleeve to make the touch screen responsive ?
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
In Star Trek, why don't we see the crew having to rub the touch screen with their jersey sleeve to make the touch screen responsive ?
A discussion about whether my grandfather had adhd culminated in this observation: don't diagnose the dead
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
A discussion about whether my grandfather had adhd culminated in this observation: don't diagnose the dead
5 Bands I've seen in (relatively) small venues:
Soundgarden
Dirty Projectors
Arcade Fire
Sufjan Stevens
Protomartyr
Soundgarden
Dirty Projectors
Arcade Fire
Sufjan Stevens
Protomartyr
Bands I've seen more than several times, and all in the last century:
Buzzcocks
Ian Dury & the Blockheads
The Fall
Dr Feelgood
The Pretenders
Buzzcocks
Ian Dury & the Blockheads
The Fall
Dr Feelgood
The Pretenders
Also more than once:
The Clash
Joy Division
The Fall (many times)
The Blades ( many more times)
Micro Disney (and Microdisney)
(I have seen bands this century)
The Clash
Joy Division
The Fall (many times)
The Blades ( many more times)
Micro Disney (and Microdisney)
(I have seen bands this century)
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
5 Bands I've seen in (relatively) small venues:
Soundgarden
Dirty Projectors
Arcade Fire
Sufjan Stevens
Protomartyr
Soundgarden
Dirty Projectors
Arcade Fire
Sufjan Stevens
Protomartyr
[Scene: Loki fastened to three rocks with iron entrails, a poisonous snake on a rock above his head, where it drips venom onto his face]
*record scratch freeze frame*
Loki: "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation..."
*record scratch freeze frame*
Loki: "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation..."
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
[Scene: Loki fastened to three rocks with iron entrails, a poisonous snake on a rock above his head, where it drips venom onto his face]
*record scratch freeze frame*
Loki: "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation..."
*record scratch freeze frame*
Loki: "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation..."
I didn't know that Johnny Depp played Gary Oldman in Fantastic Beasts
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I didn't know that Johnny Depp played Gary Oldman in Fantastic Beasts
I don't know how to explain this, except I was born in Romford
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I don't know how to explain this, except I was born in Romford
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
Ticket going for Shame tonight at London, Kentish Town O² Forum
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November 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Ticket going for Shame tonight at London, Kentish Town O² Forum
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secure.ticketmaster.co.uk/rs/3E0062BC6...
The actual Greatest Story Ever Told was the one about the guy who droned on about how fuel efficient his new car would be so, when it arrived, his pals crept up the driveway at night to top up the petrol. "200 miles per gallon, guys, I mean, c'mon...!"
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The actual Greatest Story Ever Told was the one about the guy who droned on about how fuel efficient his new car would be so, when it arrived, his pals crept up the driveway at night to top up the petrol. "200 miles per gallon, guys, I mean, c'mon...!"
Reposted by David Henningham 郭大衛 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 💖💛💙
Statistically someone you love is a survivor of childhood sexual abuse.
Chances are if you can’t think of anyone, it’s probably because they don’t feel safe telling you.
Consider this before making your jokes about the Epstein shit.
Chances are if you can’t think of anyone, it’s probably because they don’t feel safe telling you.
Consider this before making your jokes about the Epstein shit.
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Statistically someone you love is a survivor of childhood sexual abuse.
Chances are if you can’t think of anyone, it’s probably because they don’t feel safe telling you.
Consider this before making your jokes about the Epstein shit.
Chances are if you can’t think of anyone, it’s probably because they don’t feel safe telling you.
Consider this before making your jokes about the Epstein shit.
Goon a movie
The Goongoonies
The Goongoonies
Goon a movie
Goonstruck
Goonstruck
Goon a movie
Little Miss Goonshine
Little Miss Goonshine
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Goon a movie
The Goongoonies
The Goongoonies
Why are some people called Drinkwater, but nobody is called Eatfood?
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Why are some people called Drinkwater, but nobody is called Eatfood?
Sainsbury crisps are too weak to eat houmous with
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Sainsbury crisps are too weak to eat houmous with
Reposted by David Henningham 郭大衛 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 💖💛💙
When I was a child at school there were a pair of oystercatchers who returned annually to nest near the humanities department, and their chicks would follow them around somehow avoiding all the students. I used to watch them out the window instead of listening to lessons
November 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
When I was a child at school there were a pair of oystercatchers who returned annually to nest near the humanities department, and their chicks would follow them around somehow avoiding all the students. I used to watch them out the window instead of listening to lessons
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
PITYSAD sequence of poems by @sashadugdale.bsky.social were my way of turning my thoughts towards veterans and their families
#PTSD #poetry
#PTSD #poetry
November 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
PITYSAD sequence of poems by @sashadugdale.bsky.social were my way of turning my thoughts towards veterans and their families
#PTSD #poetry
#PTSD #poetry
Walked for two hours in a busy park this morning. Saw one poppy, on a dog, and another on a man carrying a guitar... I've never seen so few. Are people not wanting to be associated with the flagtivists?
November 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Walked for two hours in a busy park this morning. Saw one poppy, on a dog, and another on a man carrying a guitar... I've never seen so few. Are people not wanting to be associated with the flagtivists?
I often notice the air is cleaner
When I was first elected, evidence showed it would take 193 years to bring London's air pollution within legal limits.
Due to our policies, we've done it in 9.
In Brazil this week, we showed that cities are giving the world reason to hope when it comes to tackling the climate emergency.
Due to our policies, we've done it in 9.
In Brazil this week, we showed that cities are giving the world reason to hope when it comes to tackling the climate emergency.
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I often notice the air is cleaner
Sharing a flat with Mitski, you come in and she's like "I bet you $300 I can lose this shih tzu," and I'm like, "I'm not doing this anymore, it's just wrong"...
November 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Sharing a flat with Mitski, you come in and she's like "I bet you $300 I can lose this shih tzu," and I'm like, "I'm not doing this anymore, it's just wrong"...
Can we be absolutely certain they can't get out?
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Can we be absolutely certain they can't get out?
Reposted by David Henningham 郭大衛 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 💖💛💙
No matter who you are, take a moment today to remember what’s important:
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Temba, his arms wide
Shaka, when the walls fell
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Temba, his arms wide
Shaka, when the walls fell
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
No matter who you are, take a moment today to remember what’s important:
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Temba, his arms wide
Shaka, when the walls fell
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Temba, his arms wide
Shaka, when the walls fell
How does John get work done on his house? Does he sit in the kitchen on an umpire's chair?
“my wife left me for the male form factor robot”
November 1, 2025 at 10:39 AM
How does John get work done on his house? Does he sit in the kitchen on an umpire's chair?
Are we a loan in the universe?
October 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Are we a loan in the universe?
Wait, I'm getting this shit wrong...
My name is Ozymandias
I've eaten all the plums
That you were keeping in a box
The cold delicious ones
I've eaten all the plums
That you were keeping in a box
The cold delicious ones
October 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Wait, I'm getting this shit wrong...
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. You've looked on 6 of my works in the last year. My vast and trunkless legs will never bow to pressure from the mighty. Support me today from as little as £4 a month
October 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. You've looked on 6 of my works in the last year. My vast and trunkless legs will never bow to pressure from the mighty. Support me today from as little as £4 a month