David Henningham 郭大衛 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 💖💛💙
@henninghampress.bsky.social
Artist, Author, Indie publisher
(he/him)
my novel Foulness is definitely coming out Feb 2026 on Henningham Family Press
(he/him)
my novel Foulness is definitely coming out Feb 2026 on Henningham Family Press
The most peculiar exercise involved the primates burying a replica of the statue of liberty in a sandpit
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The most peculiar exercise involved the primates burying a replica of the statue of liberty in a sandpit
"US study"
Is this like when someone your partner admires points out their toxic behaviour and they listen thoughtfully because it's not you saying it?
Is this like when someone your partner admires points out their toxic behaviour and they listen thoughtfully because it's not you saying it?
November 30, 2025 at 10:15 AM
"US study"
Is this like when someone your partner admires points out their toxic behaviour and they listen thoughtfully because it's not you saying it?
Is this like when someone your partner admires points out their toxic behaviour and they listen thoughtfully because it's not you saying it?
I mean, they could also end school shootings
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I mean, they could also end school shootings
I love that the castle is kind of a different shape to what they remember
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I love that the castle is kind of a different shape to what they remember
This is the order specified by C. S. Lewis and you are right, it's just wrong. The publication order makes much more sense
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This is the order specified by C. S. Lewis and you are right, it's just wrong. The publication order makes much more sense
[doorbell rings]
- Hello?
- Good afternoon, I'm from the newsagents...
- Yes? How can I...
- You remember you came in a couple of months ago?
- Yeees?
- You ran for a train
- Right?
- You bought a Snickers
- Yes.
- Did you like it?
- I kind of wolfed it down
- Would you like to buy another?
- No.
- Hello?
- Good afternoon, I'm from the newsagents...
- Yes? How can I...
- You remember you came in a couple of months ago?
- Yeees?
- You ran for a train
- Right?
- You bought a Snickers
- Yes.
- Did you like it?
- I kind of wolfed it down
- Would you like to buy another?
- No.
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
[doorbell rings]
- Hello?
- Good afternoon, I'm from the newsagents...
- Yes? How can I...
- You remember you came in a couple of months ago?
- Yeees?
- You ran for a train
- Right?
- You bought a Snickers
- Yes.
- Did you like it?
- I kind of wolfed it down
- Would you like to buy another?
- No.
- Hello?
- Good afternoon, I'm from the newsagents...
- Yes? How can I...
- You remember you came in a couple of months ago?
- Yeees?
- You ran for a train
- Right?
- You bought a Snickers
- Yes.
- Did you like it?
- I kind of wolfed it down
- Would you like to buy another?
- No.
People can pay £0 tax somewhere. They just can't live somewhere interesting for free, that's all
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
People can pay £0 tax somewhere. They just can't live somewhere interesting for free, that's all
Is that man close to retirement? Was his plan to retire to an exclusive underwater city complex at 55?
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Is that man close to retirement? Was his plan to retire to an exclusive underwater city complex at 55?
They are refusing to integrate and take up crime doing
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
They are refusing to integrate and take up crime doing
TBF, sometimes that's the run-up a person needs to summarise Lyotard and the postmodern condition in three or four lines for a general readership
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
TBF, sometimes that's the run-up a person needs to summarise Lyotard and the postmodern condition in three or four lines for a general readership
The political term for it is a "state of exception,"¹ which is equally oxymoronic. A state of emergency is a declaration, but exception suspends actual laws.
So it has always been a dissonant idea; maybe the reading age of this fascism is lower
__________
¹ Carl Schmitt, Nazi Party member, 1920s
So it has always been a dissonant idea; maybe the reading age of this fascism is lower
__________
¹ Carl Schmitt, Nazi Party member, 1920s
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The political term for it is a "state of exception,"¹ which is equally oxymoronic. A state of emergency is a declaration, but exception suspends actual laws.
So it has always been a dissonant idea; maybe the reading age of this fascism is lower
__________
¹ Carl Schmitt, Nazi Party member, 1920s
So it has always been a dissonant idea; maybe the reading age of this fascism is lower
__________
¹ Carl Schmitt, Nazi Party member, 1920s
Mentioned the time we saw Soundgarden in Shepherd's Bush Empire to an old friend. He said, "I forgot that! I'm getting old..."
"No, you're getting a doctor's appointment, mate"
"No, you're getting a doctor's appointment, mate"
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Mentioned the time we saw Soundgarden in Shepherd's Bush Empire to an old friend. He said, "I forgot that! I'm getting old..."
"No, you're getting a doctor's appointment, mate"
"No, you're getting a doctor's appointment, mate"
AITA for seeing people who work in coffee shops as my equals?
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
AITA for seeing people who work in coffee shops as my equals?
Hands down is an excellent antifa pun
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Hands down is an excellent antifa pun
In the UK we have primary care trusts and other devolved bodies, which deals with this to some extent
In the US it seems like RFK Jr can do a lot of damage right now anyway
In the US it seems like RFK Jr can do a lot of damage right now anyway
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
In the UK we have primary care trusts and other devolved bodies, which deals with this to some extent
In the US it seems like RFK Jr can do a lot of damage right now anyway
In the US it seems like RFK Jr can do a lot of damage right now anyway
When I hear myself sound like a Cardassian, I pause and reflect
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
When I hear myself sound like a Cardassian, I pause and reflect
"Hey Grok, do an epic roast for this person, HAHAHA!!!"
*click*
"Here's something I found on the Web for make an epic roast for this person, check it out... dry moisture on the fat with kitchen towel"
*whole party falls silent*
"score lines 1cm apart and season with kosher salt and black pepper"
*click*
"Here's something I found on the Web for make an epic roast for this person, check it out... dry moisture on the fat with kitchen towel"
*whole party falls silent*
"score lines 1cm apart and season with kosher salt and black pepper"
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"Hey Grok, do an epic roast for this person, HAHAHA!!!"
*click*
"Here's something I found on the Web for make an epic roast for this person, check it out... dry moisture on the fat with kitchen towel"
*whole party falls silent*
"score lines 1cm apart and season with kosher salt and black pepper"
*click*
"Here's something I found on the Web for make an epic roast for this person, check it out... dry moisture on the fat with kitchen towel"
*whole party falls silent*
"score lines 1cm apart and season with kosher salt and black pepper"
"Wee the people*"
_______________
*the people still allowed to use public toilets
_______________
*the people still allowed to use public toilets
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
"Wee the people*"
_______________
*the people still allowed to use public toilets
_______________
*the people still allowed to use public toilets
My motto is try anything once, then keep doing it
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
My motto is try anything once, then keep doing it