poisonheadcrabsalesman
@headcrabsalesman.bsky.social
Adult | Stumpy - Any pronouns - spreader of side character propaganda - ready to commit to a bit at any moment - header by @spacecataclysm
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I do not go to die on hills, I camp out on them. I thrive on hills. I will establish a basecamp on a hill and build fortifications over years. No bit is not worth a long campaign and gaining enemies. I will outlast them all.
Streaming soon! #potluck2025
We're already past our goal and seeing how far we can get!
We're already past our goal and seeing how far we can get!
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Streaming soon! #potluck2025
We're already past our goal and seeing how far we can get!
We're already past our goal and seeing how far we can get!
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Hey, my friend Stumpy is doing a #potluck2025 Spartan Ops charity stream for Feeding America!! There's Halo! There's me! There's a bunch of our friends, ideally!!
Check the campaign progress and donate at the link here: tiltify.com/@time4crab/p...
Check the campaign progress and donate at the link here: tiltify.com/@time4crab/p...
headcrabsalesman - Twitch
Spartan Ops Feeding America Charity Stream - Potluck2025
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November 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hey, my friend Stumpy is doing a #potluck2025 Spartan Ops charity stream for Feeding America!! There's Halo! There's me! There's a bunch of our friends, ideally!!
Check the campaign progress and donate at the link here: tiltify.com/@time4crab/p...
Check the campaign progress and donate at the link here: tiltify.com/@time4crab/p...
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BEHOLD as chosen by yall the #o14 print poll: STAR GAYZERS!
soon to be available at my merch store 💖 #saint-14 #destinyOsiris
soon to be available at my merch store 💖 #saint-14 #destinyOsiris
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
BEHOLD as chosen by yall the #o14 print poll: STAR GAYZERS!
soon to be available at my merch store 💖 #saint-14 #destinyOsiris
soon to be available at my merch store 💖 #saint-14 #destinyOsiris
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heres my update after watching the movie and knowing what happens in it
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 AM
heres my update after watching the movie and knowing what happens in it
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the painted ponies go up and down
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our blessed [web rings] / their barbarous [brainrot]
our glorious [all your base] / their primitive [six seven]
our noble [zombocom] their backward [glizzy]
our heroic [hampster dance](sic.) / their brutish [skibidi toilet]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:a5feq53aightstermztmycje/bafkreiho7jsvkmdhk2irwqv3w2whbadafdtbgxba3igjlbrne5fiiyzsrq@jpeg)
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
the painted ponies go up and down
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19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm?
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm?
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
#Potluck2025 is going well and so is our fundraiser! Check it out here: tilt.fyi/43w0zAHVt1
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
#Potluck2025 is going well and so is our fundraiser! Check it out here: tilt.fyi/43w0zAHVt1
tilt.fyi/43w0zAHVt1
Fundraiser for Feeding America is live! #potluck2025
Check it out! Tell your friends!
Fundraiser for Feeding America is live! #potluck2025
Check it out! Tell your friends!
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November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
tilt.fyi/43w0zAHVt1
Fundraiser for Feeding America is live! #potluck2025
Check it out! Tell your friends!
Fundraiser for Feeding America is live! #potluck2025
Check it out! Tell your friends!
#potluck2025 is here! It's an open event that's low stakes, low effort, and lets everyone bring something to the table.
Make something for yourself, bring something to attack others with, comment on that art/fic you love revisiting, make recs, gifs, art, words, edits, you name it! WIPs welcome!
Make something for yourself, bring something to attack others with, comment on that art/fic you love revisiting, make recs, gifs, art, words, edits, you name it! WIPs welcome!
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
#potluck2025 is here! It's an open event that's low stakes, low effort, and lets everyone bring something to the table.
Make something for yourself, bring something to attack others with, comment on that art/fic you love revisiting, make recs, gifs, art, words, edits, you name it! WIPs welcome!
Make something for yourself, bring something to attack others with, comment on that art/fic you love revisiting, make recs, gifs, art, words, edits, you name it! WIPs welcome!
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November 22, 2024 at 3:47 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Do cyborgs dream of electric sheep?
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Do cyborgs dream of electric sheep?
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every year we play the pumpkin carving game. heres my yearly outer wilds themed pumpkin
November 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
every year we play the pumpkin carving game. heres my yearly outer wilds themed pumpkin
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[halo] happy haloween
October 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
[halo] happy haloween
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had two dreams about halo mpreg last night so i woke up full of love and hope for the world
October 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
had two dreams about halo mpreg last night so i woke up full of love and hope for the world
He's not orange tinted. My flag has been planted for years. I will outlast you all.
I do not go to die on hills, I camp out on them. I thrive on hills. I will establish a basecamp on a hill and build fortifications over years. No bit is not worth a long campaign and gaining enemies. I will outlast them all.
October 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
He's not orange tinted. My flag has been planted for years. I will outlast you all.