poisonheadcrabsalesman
@headcrabsalesman.bsky.social
Adult | Stumpy - Any pronouns - spreader of side character propaganda - ready to commit to a bit at any moment - header by @spacecataclysm
Streaming soon! #potluck2025
We're already past our goal and seeing how far we can get!
We're already past our goal and seeing how far we can get!
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Streaming soon! #potluck2025
We're already past our goal and seeing how far we can get!
We're already past our goal and seeing how far we can get!
#Potluck2025 is going well and so is our fundraiser! Check it out here: tilt.fyi/43w0zAHVt1
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
#Potluck2025 is going well and so is our fundraiser! Check it out here: tilt.fyi/43w0zAHVt1
#potluck2025 is here! It's an open event that's low stakes, low effort, and lets everyone bring something to the table.
Make something for yourself, bring something to attack others with, comment on that art/fic you love revisiting, make recs, gifs, art, words, edits, you name it! WIPs welcome!
Make something for yourself, bring something to attack others with, comment on that art/fic you love revisiting, make recs, gifs, art, words, edits, you name it! WIPs welcome!
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
#potluck2025 is here! It's an open event that's low stakes, low effort, and lets everyone bring something to the table.
Make something for yourself, bring something to attack others with, comment on that art/fic you love revisiting, make recs, gifs, art, words, edits, you name it! WIPs welcome!
Make something for yourself, bring something to attack others with, comment on that art/fic you love revisiting, make recs, gifs, art, words, edits, you name it! WIPs welcome!
If I could have made it to HWC this weekend you could have identified me.
** Note that "Roland is Orange" messages are not supported by poisonheadcrabsalesman nor will they be endorsed. Roland is and has always been yellow/golden/amber at most. Half of this is attacks/gifts from friends
** Note that "Roland is Orange" messages are not supported by poisonheadcrabsalesman nor will they be endorsed. Roland is and has always been yellow/golden/amber at most. Half of this is attacks/gifts from friends
October 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
If I could have made it to HWC this weekend you could have identified me.
** Note that "Roland is Orange" messages are not supported by poisonheadcrabsalesman nor will they be endorsed. Roland is and has always been yellow/golden/amber at most. Half of this is attacks/gifts from friends
** Note that "Roland is Orange" messages are not supported by poisonheadcrabsalesman nor will they be endorsed. Roland is and has always been yellow/golden/amber at most. Half of this is attacks/gifts from friends
They gave us worldbuilding during The Created occupation of Earth and New Mombasa in the rain and jazz and a funny little guy
July 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
They gave us worldbuilding during The Created occupation of Earth and New Mombasa in the rain and jazz and a funny little guy
When the funny side character you like doesn't pop up in any of the new lore
May 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
When the funny side character you like doesn't pop up in any of the new lore
Normal Halo fan behavior is making spreadsheets about character appearances, right?
May 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Normal Halo fan behavior is making spreadsheets about character appearances, right?
I talk too much for this site
May 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I talk too much for this site
I was encouraged to share an old meme.
January 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I was encouraged to share an old meme.