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Mr. Jeremy…..if you are nasty

@hauntedteeth.bsky.social

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Dub Records + Dogs + Cats + sometimes the San Diego Padres + Books + Cooking is what I enjoy. Hunk. Funk. Coloradan. Formerly Iowan and Californian.

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Mr. Jeremy…..if you are nasty @hauntedteeth.bsky.social · 6h

This is the way

LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 7h

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.

Mr. Jeremy…..if you are nasty @hauntedteeth.bsky.social · 7h

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 1d

Republicans' embrace of Hitler raises new questions about Zohran Mamdani's willingness to combat antisemitism.

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Mr. Jeremy…..if you are nasty @hauntedteeth.bsky.social · 1d

The singer from the Goo Goo Dolls threw a box of Mongolian Beef at my head.

He missed.

nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 1d

14. What is your craziest college story?

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“𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐳…” @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 1d

RIP D'Angelo (1974-2025) 🕊️😔

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Mr. Jeremy…..if you are nasty @hauntedteeth.bsky.social · 1d

Dang! Lost the Gunther vote. 😩

Mr. Jeremy…..if you are nasty @hauntedteeth.bsky.social · 2d

This is gonna be the centerpiece of Michael Lewis’ next tome.

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Padres Twitter Bot @padres-bot.bsky.social · 2d

@rich_roberts tweeted
We're a merit-based country now, so Barron Trump will be our next manager.

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Mr. Jeremy…..if you are nasty @hauntedteeth.bsky.social · 2d

Padres manager has now surpassed Grateful Dead keyboardist as the most precarious gig out there.

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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 4d

This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

As 32-year-old Rich points out, though, "it's not like using ChatGPT guarantees success".
When he met someone in a bar one Friday night and swapped social media handles, he asked AI what his next move should be.
ChatGPT discerned that sending an initial message on Monday midmorning would set the right pace. "Then it gave me some options for what the message could be," says Rich.
"Keep it light, warm, and low-stakes so it reads as genuine interest without urgency," the bot advised. "Something like: Hey Sarah, still laughing about [tiny shared moment/reference if you've got one] - good to meet you!" Rich went back and forth with ChatGPT until he felt they'd hit upon exactly the right message ("Hey Sarah, it was lovely to meet you") but sadly she never replied, he says. "It's been two weeks now."

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 3d

"He didn't bury the split. When you throw a splitter to a dumper you need to split the dump, but you see there just wasn't enough split on that dump"

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Mr. Jeremy…..if you are nasty @hauntedteeth.bsky.social · 3d

The John Olerud ALCS®️

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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 3d

I can't remember watching a playoff series in which I was so equally cool with either team winning that it's preventing me from developing an even temporary, boredom-abating rooting interest.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 3d

There is no need to invoke the 25th Amendment. I was always this way.

by Stephen Miller

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Mr. Jeremy…..if you are nasty @hauntedteeth.bsky.social · 4d

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 5d

Mariners landing in Toronto like

Christopher and Paulie Walnuts from the Sopranos after wandering in the woods all night.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 5d

When this game started vs when this game ended

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 7d

I assume Clayton Kershaw is being punished by God because he again didn't do something heterosexually enough. That's on him.

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Mr. Jeremy…..if you are nasty @hauntedteeth.bsky.social · 7d

…but the Yankees got their shit handed to them and all I can find across sports news are recaps that read like IKEA instruction manuals

Mr. Jeremy…..if you are nasty @hauntedteeth.bsky.social · 7d

Just so fucking funny that if the Yankees won Ken Rosenthal would have been in high heels interviewing Aaron Judge in manner similar to Ken Burns interviewing Shelby Foote….

Mr. Jeremy…..if you are nasty @hauntedteeth.bsky.social · 7d

@theathletic.com staff putting away their thesauruses and doing hard news after the Dodgers and Yankees lose on the same night

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Mr. Jeremy…..if you are nasty @hauntedteeth.bsky.social · 7d

We love to see it

David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 7d

One last postseason diaper blowout for Clayton Kershaw. A beautiful sendoff for a legend.

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DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 7d

Kershaw grew up in one of the wealthiest & whitest places in the country, & decided to use his incredible fame to make sure a huge % of the population knows he hates them.

Taijuan & his family lived in a van, & he uses his platform, time & money to make people feel special & welcomed.

DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 7d

Taijuan Walker is 100x the man of Kershaw, btw.

screenshot of Taijuan Walker pitching on Pride Night at CBP, in front of a rainbow Liberty Bell. He tagged it “Love Wins 🌈 Phillies Win🔔 “

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Amanda Lane Cumming @amandalc.bsky.social · 7d

The thing about baseball is that it’s stupid and dumb. I don’t know why you’d think I like it. That’s very weird of you.

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