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Nate Rathjen
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a singer and an old bourbon drinker
📍Del Ray, Alexandria, Va.
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you, basic: *awaits mariah carey*

me, cosmopolitan, distinguished, handsome: corona says it’s christmas so it’s christmas
AYYYYYYYY, THERE IT IS
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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here it is, one of the great spectacles in all of American sports. let’s cut to a live shot of some weirdos in a movie theater 2,000 miles away
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Eddie George just wants to visit the booming metropolis of Sudbury-Thunder Bay
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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This is Salem. He waited for his mom to leave the car before stealing her breakfast. Loves the thrill of the hunt. 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: unhingeddogmom)
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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AYYYYYYYY, THERE IT IS
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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The touchback fumble rule is the best rule in football. If anything, it could be stronger. Life imprisonment or a family member is sacrificed
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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I strongly believe that the Ohio State-Michigan broadcast should not even acknowledge the existence of California. This is a sacred time for us, the Casserole People
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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personally I think the officiating crew should save themselves the trouble and leave the country immediately
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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first quarter summary for Ohio State: Once Again, I Have Been Lured Into A Headbutting Contest By The Guy Who Headbutts
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Disaster for Ohio State. Six plays inside the 3-yard line and they have to kick a field goal.
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Guys looks like the bookie in a New Jersey tavern
Nice earmuffs.
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Can’t wait to find out what completely new nickname Gus Johnson has invented for a critical player in Ohio State-Michigan today
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
DEL RAY TREE SIGHTING
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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The president is such a bumbling idiot he thinks tweeting out the word "hereby" a couple times on his white supremacist social media site is the same thing as making an actual law.

The only story here is the one about a mentally diminished, increasingly erratic president who thinks he's a king.
It should go without saying, but the president has no authority to do this, and anyone reporting the story needs to say as such.
November 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Every single congressional Democrat needs to be out there, right now, insisting that Pete Hegseth resign right now and announcing that he will be held accountable for committing war crimes.

If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Sounds to me like someone has just booked themselves a place in court.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all — The Washington Post
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
apple.news
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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IOWA GETS A SAFETY OFF A PUNT

MAXIMUM HAWKEYES
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Keep in mind that white American males shot and killed countless Americans including many children, and no one ever did a thing but protect their right to do it again.
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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If you think there's going to be a response to this other than Little Reichstag Fires Everywhere until midterms, you are sadly mistaken. The good news is, people seem to be sick of it.
Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25

President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)

news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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the egg bowl at 11 am is neighbors fighting in the front lawn the morning after a holiday they spent yelling at each other over the fence
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Start warming up your football watching muscles now. Nine out ot ten experts agree that attempting to watch the Egg Bowl cold can lead to severe physical or mental injury.
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Incredibly funny how much political discussion is driven by the four things at the bottom while everyone else is getting cooked on Facebook looking at pictures of AI Eminem opening nursing homes for crying veterans
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM