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(They’re still all masterpieces.)

I’m thinking about calling this the This Month is Fuckin’ Trash Fund.

A lot of people answering yes we memorized like 10 numbers of family and close friends but what's being noted less is that we didn't *try* it just happened naturally because we dialed them so often and no longer needed to look in our lil books

Da Vinci’s Last Supper

When me and Tommy Goldsmith (aka the guy who gave me a newspaper job) wrote about how Diane Keaton and other over-60 actresses can still get it. #RIPDianeKeaton

My favorite public-access host @chrisgethard.bsky.social is outchea finding the funny in fatherhood.

I’m here for it. youtu.be/vxCqQgZH53I?...

My cousin opened up to me once — thanks to Diane Keaton. #RIPDianeKeaton medium.com/@unclecrizzl...

25 years ago, this was literally his type.

Some weekend ish for @culturemap.bsky.social. houston.culturemap.com/news/enterta...

Well, since several of my editors have been ghosting me, it’s time once again for me to pull this out. PayPal.me/unclecrizzle

Oh fuck
I accidentally gave a shit
let me go shake out my bones

There all better

#poetry

I once called Patricia Routledge “the James Gandolfini of British sitcoms.” It made sense to me at the time. #RIPPatriciaRoutledge web.archive.org/web/20031126...

I wrote this.

I wrote this.

So, a guy I interviewed last December is now suspected of killing his teenage girlfriend and stuffing her dismembered body in the trunk of a Tesla.

And how has your week been? www.vibe.com/features/edi...

SHITTIEST SEPTEMBER EVER!!!

Of course, Stephen Colbert brings back “Stephen Colbert” to address this bullshit. youtu.be/ATxL1dLkPnY?...

If you've seen ALL IS LOST, about a man adrift at sea, you know it was one of Robert Redford's most remarkable performances. You may not know that, during the filming, director J.C. Chandor and Redford had a very candid conversation about their feelings about death

www.nytimes.com/2025/09/18/o...

Remember when I was doing deep dives on soundtracks for @avclub.com? Well, now I'm doing deep dives on Blaxploitation soundtracks. Needless to say, the first one up is... www.avclub.com/sounds-of-bl...

Some weekend ish for @culturemap.bsky.social. houston.culturemap.com/news/enterta...

Kanopy and Hoopla (and Libby) are my best friends right now. Kanopy and Hoopla have so much “old” stuff I love.

I love the library!

Back when I was in college and wrote for the school newspaper I wrote a whole thing about the Telecommunications Act of 1996, which eliminated media ownership restrictions, and how that was going to fuck us over forever and people were like "Dan, I dunno this is an art school," well eat shit fuckos.

The ones I’d like to hear from — @jwolcott.bsky.social, Tom Carson, @kentucker.bsky.social — got outta the racket a long time ago. It’s like they all saw this coming and were like, “Fuck that!”

Got an hour to kill, let's do some questions! Ask me anything!