E. Perkins 🎃
hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social
E. Perkins 🎃
@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social
Occasional artist, filthy casual WoW player, enjoyer of cute and spooky things. Epers on the other place. Dumbly shy about following back people I don't actually know. Please don't take it personally. 🍉🌈 No AI
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SO... I'm pretty much done with Fortnite. There were statements made by Tim Sweeney saying that AI usage doesn't need to be disclosed, and then AI usage was found all over this current season- from art to sprays to in-game songs. Between that, and the upcoming shitty wizard collab... Yeah, I'm done.
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Man, some books are so good it's like you just can't wait for your next shit.
December 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"Strong floor" is just anther way of saying rock bottom.
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Yes, Dem "leadership" rock bottom is a strong floor, but maybe offer better than that?
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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also this is a vastly better message than anything jeffries & the DNC are coming up with:

Feed the babies
Who don't have enough to eat
Shoe the children
With no shoes on their feet
House the people
Livin' in the street
Oh, oh, there's a solution
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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When a news outlet puts a reckless, undocumented claim by the Trump regime in the main headline and puts medical experts’ pushback in the smaller type, it’s making a choice. And not a good one.
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Look at this shit. What a fucking disappointment. Honestly need to get off my ass and get these daffodil numbers up.
@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social has swears! They've used 507 profanities in their last 4,607 posts.

🥇 "shit" (86 times)
🥈 "fuck" (71 times)
🥉 "ass" (57 times)
November 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
@profanity.accountant hey what’s my high score
November 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Literally just pulled one of these thinking about how I don't have any sweets in the house before remembering the peppermint bark I bought and hid in the cupboard last week.
a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs. miami heat game
Alt: Alonzo Mourning dejectedly turning his head side to side. But then he seems to think of something that cheers him up.
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Happy birds, happy Hoooonmoon!
--My idiot brain as I'm tossing out some birdseed this morning.
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Gonna use my CPAP for a few hours tonight as a little treat.
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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every day logging on is a race to get a dumb joke off before you read the most terrifying news you’ve ever heard
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Gen AI is shit 💖

Get the sticker: mcapriglione.art
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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apparently it’s #smallbusinesssaturday AND there’s only 2 days left to buy things from my shop before it closes!!
🎃 trick or treat! 🎃

it's my birthday week + halloween (+ i'm currently quite short on this month's rent), so to celebrate i'm opening up my shop! i have tons of spooky new stickers and buttons and prints and more for y'all!

(🫀 RTs appreciated to spread the word!)

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November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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An Important Information Film. Please share widely so that more people receive the information.

Tickets: www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Hey just so you know Amazon decided to give us an AI ENGLISH DUB of Banana Fish instead of actually hiring real voice actors
it is fucking hot garbage
#bananafish #anime
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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If they ever get around to building this thing, it should be bulldozed on Day 1 of a new administration. No messing around, no hemming and hawing about procedure or costs. Order heavy equipment in and start knocking it down immediately, as surely as an overthrown tyrant's statues would be torn down.
November 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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“Long Covid only happens to leftists”

Or society’s ableism is so rampant and devastating that becoming disabled commonly functions as a radicalizing experience. Who can say.
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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If you said you were drunk but thankfully you barely drove home without passing out it would be universally agreed you should go to jail. It’s maddening how apparently if you own a Tesla, though, you’re allowed to brag about getting behind the wheel while impaired to the point of unconsciousness.
Working 36 hours straight on Thanksgiving so Grok says Elon is in better shape than LeBron
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Speaker warning. I was scrolling though it when it suddenly decided to blast How It's Done at max volume, but yeah, this is cool.
Free digital version of The Art of KPop Demon Hunters!! theartofkpopdemonhunters.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Hegseth - and the people carrying out his orders - need to be tried in The Hague for this
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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72 hours left for Potroast plushie!

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November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM