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Jeff Drake
@hatethedrake.bsky.social
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TV writer, McSweeney’s contributor, father of four, loudmouthed antifa pinko commie lefty socialist who thinks everyone deserves equal rights. I know, weird right?
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Just for the record, in 2020:
- Wray was the FBI director Trump handpicked to replace Comey
- Jack Smith was in the Hague prosecuting Kosovo war crimes
- Garland was an appeals court judge
- Monaco was in private practice in LA

There was no Biden administration yet, crooked or otherwise.

He crazy.
Ahh yes, Canuial Street! This is my stop!
Still wild to me that “Trump Derangement Syndrome” is something said about Trump opponents.
Look out, Dodgers! According to news reports, the Blue Jays activated this guy from the injured list.
Well, now I want Toronto to win the World Series.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 1d
The abrupt announcement comes after Trump accused Canada of using a "fake" Ronald Reagan ad to sway U.S. courts, raising the stakes in an already tense trade dispute. n.pr/4qoCzRt
Trump says he's ending trade talks with Canada over TV ads
The abrupt announcement comes after Trump accused Canada of using a "fake" Ronald Reagan ad to sway U.S. courts, raising the stakes in an already tense trade dispute.
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I opened a box of crackers I bought a while back from Trader Joe’s and ate a dozen of them. Then I noticed they had expired in May. So I did the sensible thing and ate five more.
It’s okay for us to just re-release Graham Platner back into the wild. We don’t have to bend over backwards to make amends or whatever.
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I could easily see myself voting for someone who runs on abolishing ice and prosecuting every single one of them and the entire administration

free campaign idea to good home
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this is very satisfying to watch.
"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."

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He’s not done with the White House. And the White House isn’t the last thing he’ll bulldoze.
“I believe he’s calling it the Trump Ballroom.”
“Hmmm, I feel like we’re saying the same thing.”
I mean, tear the whole fucking thing down, right? It doesn’t stand for anything anymore.
No no. I’m sure everyone has been calling it that.
Why would it surprise anyone that Donald Trump’s preferred way of doing anything is without consent?
Sample talking point: “With everyone in America hurting so badly economically, it’s terrible that Trump is spending hundreds of millions of dollars to build The Epstein Ballroom.”
“I’m sorry. I heard that’s what he was calling it. I apologize. I’ll look into that and get back to you.”
Trump really is moving on our cities like a bitch.
Oh my god. Every Democrat needs to call it The Epstein Ballroom.
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
“No one is getting points for, or winning, by being decorous and observing the niceties.”

Put it on a T-shirt!
Slappy’s Night Out (1943)
“It’s refreshing to FINALLY have a president brave enough to admit he would like to dump diarrhea on Americans.” —Mike Johnson basically
Look, I believe Trump creates that much diarrhea. I just don’t believe a plane like that would carry that much of it.