Jeff Drake
@hatethedrake.bsky.social
TV writer, McSweeney’s contributor, father of four, loudmouthed antifa pinko commie lefty socialist who thinks everyone deserves equal rights. I know, weird right?
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We are failing our kids
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We are failing our kids
So…
They keep saying “kinetic strikes.”
Can someone explain to me what a “non-kinetic strike” would look like?
They keep saying “kinetic strikes.”
Can someone explain to me what a “non-kinetic strike” would look like?
December 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
So…
They keep saying “kinetic strikes.”
Can someone explain to me what a “non-kinetic strike” would look like?
They keep saying “kinetic strikes.”
Can someone explain to me what a “non-kinetic strike” would look like?
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This seems like a good omen, right?
December 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This seems like a good omen, right?
It takes a very special piece of shit to respond to the horrific murder of a beloved American icon and his wife with a batshit crazy narrative that puts the aforementioned piece of shit at the center of the story.
A spectacular piece of shit. Maybe the greatest piece of shit that ever was.
A spectacular piece of shit. Maybe the greatest piece of shit that ever was.
December 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It takes a very special piece of shit to respond to the horrific murder of a beloved American icon and his wife with a batshit crazy narrative that puts the aforementioned piece of shit at the center of the story.
A spectacular piece of shit. Maybe the greatest piece of shit that ever was.
A spectacular piece of shit. Maybe the greatest piece of shit that ever was.
This is the bullshit fallacy about billionaires, most of whom did not start with nothing. They aren’t especially smart. And I don’t for a minute believe they would know what to do if they were stranded somewhere with no money or resources.
December 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This is the bullshit fallacy about billionaires, most of whom did not start with nothing. They aren’t especially smart. And I don’t for a minute believe they would know what to do if they were stranded somewhere with no money or resources.
Just sending out a message to a cluster of blood vessels I keep thinking about — you know who you are!
“Hey guys! I know you’re weak and it’s hard doing your job day after day. But I want you to know that it’s okay if you want to give up. If you’re tired, you can just quit. Thanks!”
“Hey guys! I know you’re weak and it’s hard doing your job day after day. But I want you to know that it’s okay if you want to give up. If you’re tired, you can just quit. Thanks!”
December 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Just sending out a message to a cluster of blood vessels I keep thinking about — you know who you are!
“Hey guys! I know you’re weak and it’s hard doing your job day after day. But I want you to know that it’s okay if you want to give up. If you’re tired, you can just quit. Thanks!”
“Hey guys! I know you’re weak and it’s hard doing your job day after day. But I want you to know that it’s okay if you want to give up. If you’re tired, you can just quit. Thanks!”
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John P Ballybits
Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Passenger Lists, 1883-1945
Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Passenger Lists, 1883-1945
December 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
John P Ballybits
Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Passenger Lists, 1883-1945
Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Passenger Lists, 1883-1945
This is truly a game you don’t want to win, but you’re trying to win, but you don’t like what it says about you if you’re good at it.
It's #EHG 592: Mullendash 2025! @davidjroth.bsky.social, @hatethedrake.bsky.social, and @stephenfalk.bsky.social join us to see how well they can guess real Jim Mullen Hot Sheet punchlines AND create fake ones -- out on all podcast platforms now! extrahotgreat.com/eh...
December 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
This is truly a game you don’t want to win, but you’re trying to win, but you don’t like what it says about you if you’re good at it.
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, Marvel, Disney or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, Marvel, Disney or Pixar.
Gavin Newsom is great at trolling Trump. And pretty much bad at everything else.
Culturally normal is a dog whistle.
Gavin Newsom Urges Democrats to Be ‘More Culturally Normal’
YouTube video by The New York Times
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Gavin Newsom is great at trolling Trump. And pretty much bad at everything else.
This guy is coked out of his mind.
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This guy is coked out of his mind.
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I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh
July 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh
Because everyone knows that, since the BIDEN ADMINISTRATION, it is illegal to own a car from the ‘70s.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Because everyone knows that, since the BIDEN ADMINISTRATION, it is illegal to own a car from the ‘70s.
Ohhh, so he’s just gonna double and triple down on the Somali thing.
a man in a leather jacket and tie is saying cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
ALT: a man in a leather jacket and tie is saying cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Ohhh, so he’s just gonna double and triple down on the Somali thing.
Oh shit, was it Dan Flashes?
A men’s boutique in New York was robbed up to $1 million worth of merchandise on Monday, according to authorities.
NYC boutique to the stars robbed of $1 million of clothes and merchandise, police say
Items stolen from the SoHo shop included jeans valued at $90,000 and $150,000, a store worker told NBC New York.
nbcnews.to
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Oh shit, was it Dan Flashes?
“Sir, ever since you took office my bowel movements have been regular, gigantic, and had no more odor than a hot biscuit! I appreciate that.”
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
“Sir, ever since you took office my bowel movements have been regular, gigantic, and had no more odor than a hot biscuit! I appreciate that.”
“He should have been fired after SignalGate. And then every single day after that.”
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
“He should have been fired after SignalGate. And then every single day after that.”
Followup question: Isn’t it a BASIC REQUIREMENT of your job to know what’s going on in the world?
RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Followup question: Isn’t it a BASIC REQUIREMENT of your job to know what’s going on in the world?
Strong flour, no cereal.
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Strong flour, no cereal.
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If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
“…I suppose there’s no way of knowing! We live in a magical, mysterious time!”
How did the @nytimes.com editors let this sentence appear?
"Critics have likened Mr. Trump’s approach to extortion, while others have chalked it up as a cost of doing business with this administration."
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
"Critics have likened Mr. Trump’s approach to extortion, while others have chalked it up as a cost of doing business with this administration."
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Northwestern University Nears Deal to Resolve Its Conflict With the White House
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 AM
“…I suppose there’s no way of knowing! We live in a magical, mysterious time!”
Anything short of this is an invitation for something even worse to occur.
When all of this bullshit comes to an end — and it will, all things that cannot continue do not continue — we will need to hold members of this administration and their toadies accountable for their heinous behavior and their crimes. A public reckoning. That is how you “move forward” as a nation.
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Anything short of this is an invitation for something even worse to occur.