Jeff Drake
@hatethedrake.bsky.social
TV writer, McSweeney’s contributor, father of four, loudmouthed antifa pinko commie lefty socialist who thinks everyone deserves equal rights. I know, weird right?
This seems like a good omen, right?
December 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This seems like a good omen, right?
This is the bullshit fallacy about billionaires, most of whom did not start with nothing. They aren’t especially smart. And I don’t for a minute believe they would know what to do if they were stranded somewhere with no money or resources.
December 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This is the bullshit fallacy about billionaires, most of whom did not start with nothing. They aren’t especially smart. And I don’t for a minute believe they would know what to do if they were stranded somewhere with no money or resources.
The AI we are being sold vs the actual “AI.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The AI we are being sold vs the actual “AI.”
Don’t even get me started on this guy.
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Don’t even get me started on this guy.
This is where I post from if you even care
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This is where I post from if you even care
Yesterday was @wendymolyneux.bsky.social’s birthday. She’s about the greatest person in the world. She’s a talented writer. She’s an amazing mom. She’s beautiful and funny and just a fucking delight to be around as everyone who knows her will attest. Happy birthday & love you, Wendy!
October 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Yesterday was @wendymolyneux.bsky.social’s birthday. She’s about the greatest person in the world. She’s a talented writer. She’s an amazing mom. She’s beautiful and funny and just a fucking delight to be around as everyone who knows her will attest. Happy birthday & love you, Wendy!
Risk everything.
Regret nothing.
…with one notable exception.
Regret nothing.
…with one notable exception.
October 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Risk everything.
Regret nothing.
…with one notable exception.
Regret nothing.
…with one notable exception.
Ahh yes, Canuial Street! This is my stop!
October 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Ahh yes, Canuial Street! This is my stop!
Look out, Dodgers! According to news reports, the Blue Jays activated this guy from the injured list.
October 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Look out, Dodgers! According to news reports, the Blue Jays activated this guy from the injured list.
If I were I reporter in the media, I might dig into the fact that he said “they gave ME $16 million dollars.” Like, maybe ask, “Why should the money go to you?”
September 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
If I were I reporter in the media, I might dig into the fact that he said “they gave ME $16 million dollars.” Like, maybe ask, “Why should the money go to you?”
Make this a poster. Put it up all over America.
September 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Make this a poster. Put it up all over America.
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement today at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement today at 2?
I’m going all in on the conspiracy that something is up with Trump, because it’s fun for me right now.
Take for instance this Truth Social post that popped up yesterday. Where is the “thank you for your attention to this matter?” Where is the “DJT” at the end?
Someone else wrote this.
Take for instance this Truth Social post that popped up yesterday. Where is the “thank you for your attention to this matter?” Where is the “DJT” at the end?
Someone else wrote this.
September 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I’m going all in on the conspiracy that something is up with Trump, because it’s fun for me right now.
Take for instance this Truth Social post that popped up yesterday. Where is the “thank you for your attention to this matter?” Where is the “DJT” at the end?
Someone else wrote this.
Take for instance this Truth Social post that popped up yesterday. Where is the “thank you for your attention to this matter?” Where is the “DJT” at the end?
Someone else wrote this.
I’m just saying it would be interesting to find out if Jon Gruden was even in DC this weekend. Because if he wasn’t, wouldn’t that be interesting.
August 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I’m just saying it would be interesting to find out if Jon Gruden was even in DC this weekend. Because if he wasn’t, wouldn’t that be interesting.
It is VERY possible this picture (which Trump posted on Truth Social today) wasn’t taken recently. It could have been from the round mentioned at the end of this article:
sports.yahoo.com/article/pres...
sports.yahoo.com/article/pres...
August 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It is VERY possible this picture (which Trump posted on Truth Social today) wasn’t taken recently. It could have been from the round mentioned at the end of this article:
sports.yahoo.com/article/pres...
sports.yahoo.com/article/pres...
Devo saw it all coming.
August 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Devo saw it all coming.
Breaking news from the Toronto Blue Jays.
August 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Breaking news from the Toronto Blue Jays.
Yes, what he is talking about is worrisome and fascistic. But…
He signed the post?
He signed the post?
August 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Yes, what he is talking about is worrisome and fascistic. But…
He signed the post?
He signed the post?
Saw Queen with Freddy Mercury twice for a total of $21.
August 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Saw Queen with Freddy Mercury twice for a total of $21.
This section presages RFK Jr.
August 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This section presages RFK Jr.
Everything is fine, guys.
August 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Everything is fine, guys.