Jeff Drake
@hatethedrake.bsky.social
TV writer, McSweeney’s contributor, father of four, loudmouthed antifa pinko commie lefty socialist who thinks everyone deserves equal rights. I know, weird right?
Shocking how similar these photos look to the photos of my wedding reception.
December 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Shocking how similar these photos look to the photos of my wedding reception.
I never watched soap operas and I 100% know who he is. Iconic.
December 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I never watched soap operas and I 100% know who he is. Iconic.
“But if you’re going to be murdered in a Los Angeles neighborhood, you couldn’t get murdered in a better one than Brentwood.” Do I have that right?
December 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
“But if you’re going to be murdered in a Los Angeles neighborhood, you couldn’t get murdered in a better one than Brentwood.” Do I have that right?
I endorse this 100%.
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I endorse this 100%.
Doesn’t hurt to dream.
December 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Doesn’t hurt to dream.
I will gladly watch 100 of these.
December 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I will gladly watch 100 of these.
I will not sit idly by while you badmouth my hometown!
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I will not sit idly by while you badmouth my hometown!
I mean, to have the courage these days to go after Trump so directly…but then no other political courage at all.
December 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I mean, to have the courage these days to go after Trump so directly…but then no other political courage at all.
A cat who dreams of being a roast. It’s weird yeah, but look on the Hallmark Channel. Bet there’s. Christmas movie with that plot.
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
A cat who dreams of being a roast. It’s weird yeah, but look on the Hallmark Channel. Bet there’s. Christmas movie with that plot.
If you saw him talking like this on a couch at a party, you’d move to another room IMMEDIATELY.
December 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
If you saw him talking like this on a couch at a party, you’d move to another room IMMEDIATELY.