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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · Jan 26

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Smiling selfie of me on my couch wearing my glasses

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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 9h

My Grammostola quirogai keeps filling its water dish with dirt, so I attempted to catch them in the deed 🧐

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Mike Maihack @mikemaihack.com · 3d

Day 24 - HAT 🎩🪄

#SuperBatober #Inktober #inktober2025

SUPERBATOBER 24: HAT -- Zatanna has appeared! She's showing Supergirl a neat hat trick. Kara emotes excitement as a confused Batgirl is then pulled out of Zatanna's floating top hat. "TAH DAH 🦇!" the spellcaster exclaims. Read backwards as "HAT HAD 🦇!"

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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 13h

I’m seeing many articles on guys trying to dye their hair to hide the gray, but nothing regarding purposefully dyeing it gray. What does that say about me who wants to dye it gray…

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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 13h

I’ve been missing the gym for nearly three weeks due to work and travel. I need to go back soon - I can feel my power draining

Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 15h

If no one will love Buck I will

Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 16h

I stopped watching after that multi-episode lab quarantine arc

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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 16h

Praying that I inherited my mom’s genes of getting salt and pepper hair by her 30s 🙏

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Chris @chrispaget1.bsky.social · 4d

😱

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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 18h

I hope your skeet space gets swabbed every quarter

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🔜 Sonic Expo Dallas GHZ9 @sammytighe.bsky.social · 18h

Been a little busy last couple weeks so here’s some old Subspace Emissary artwork 🔥
#art #nintendo

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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 19h

Protect them at all costs!!

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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 1d

The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.

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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 21h

Holes (2003)

𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 1d

hell yeah i’m a gamer

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Anthony Hurd @anthonyhurd.bsky.social · 1d

We’re not going anywhere!

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Chris @chrissdd.bsky.social · Sep 12

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Chris @chrissdd.bsky.social · 16d

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Chris @chrissdd.bsky.social · 1d

💦🎃

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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 2d

Hey pet

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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 2d

THINK, MARK! 👉🧠👈

Selfie of me dressed as Omni-man looking closer

Selfie of me dressed as Omni-man. THINK MARK

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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 2d

So you’re telling me you like getting devirtualized within 20 seconds of combat

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Hoppity @hopalot.bsky.social · 2d

folds practice with Ian #oc

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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 3d

Last night I was trying to catch an Eevee but it ran off of the building rooftop and did not respawn again

Mamoru pointing to the edge of the building and saying “bitch just jumped”

Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 4d

As long as you have the passport book, you’ll be fine for both domestic and international travel.

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Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 4d

Good because I was told if it was 30 minutes or more it would be free

Get Skrimped 🦐 @hartlesmage.bsky.social · 4d

That’s what I ended up doing at the supercenter. In and out within 30 minutes this morning