Merry Shrimpmas 🦐
@hartlesmage.bsky.social
Little Critter Enthusiast | He/Him | Chicago | Grumpy Asian man | Aether - Adamantoise (FFXIV) | Ask me about my fish or arthropods 🦐🐟🪲🕷️
Suggestive and NSFW at times
Profile pic by twang.art on Instagram (bigtwange.bsky.social)
Suggestive and NSFW at times
Profile pic by twang.art on Instagram (bigtwange.bsky.social)
Pinned
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for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
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I have no idea where this year went but it's December 1st again, so here we go
Day 1 of my 2025 Favorites: I tried my hand at tide-pooling shenanigans, and found PISTOL SHRAMPS 😍
They use that giant claw to kill things with a shock wave, and that's just fun.
Day 1 of my 2025 Favorites: I tried my hand at tide-pooling shenanigans, and found PISTOL SHRAMPS 😍
They use that giant claw to kill things with a shock wave, and that's just fun.
December 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I have no idea where this year went but it's December 1st again, so here we go
Day 1 of my 2025 Favorites: I tried my hand at tide-pooling shenanigans, and found PISTOL SHRAMPS 😍
They use that giant claw to kill things with a shock wave, and that's just fun.
Day 1 of my 2025 Favorites: I tried my hand at tide-pooling shenanigans, and found PISTOL SHRAMPS 😍
They use that giant claw to kill things with a shock wave, and that's just fun.
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🦀 CRAB FACTS ADVENT CALENDAR 🦀
Designed by /sarahmackattack.bsky.social
Designed by /sarahmackattack.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
🦀 CRAB FACTS ADVENT CALENDAR 🦀
Designed by /sarahmackattack.bsky.social
Designed by /sarahmackattack.bsky.social
“Please review and sign the attached FCF.”
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
“Please review and sign the attached FCF.”
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Britney Spears, Ethel Cain and Madonna song run at the gym. Who is the fæggot operating the music recently
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Britney Spears, Ethel Cain and Madonna song run at the gym. Who is the fæggot operating the music recently
If I had a nickel for every time queer media/content that involved gay men and hockey piqued my interests throughout my life, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice, right?
December 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
If I had a nickel for every time queer media/content that involved gay men and hockey piqued my interests throughout my life, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice, right?
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WHEN YOU LEFT
I LOST A PART OF ME
ITS STILL SO HARD TO
BE-LIEVE
COME BACK BABY PLEASE
CAUSE
WE BELONG TOGETHER
I LOST A PART OF ME
ITS STILL SO HARD TO
BE-LIEVE
COME BACK BABY PLEASE
CAUSE
WE BELONG TOGETHER
November 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
WHEN YOU LEFT
I LOST A PART OF ME
ITS STILL SO HARD TO
BE-LIEVE
COME BACK BABY PLEASE
CAUSE
WE BELONG TOGETHER
I LOST A PART OF ME
ITS STILL SO HARD TO
BE-LIEVE
COME BACK BABY PLEASE
CAUSE
WE BELONG TOGETHER
Jonathan Bayleef
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Jonathan Bayleef
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Wanted to draw more pixel art, wanted to draw my boy Gio, so here's both
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Wanted to draw more pixel art, wanted to draw my boy Gio, so here's both
My special advent calendar is getting delivered today 🦀🦀🦀
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My special advent calendar is getting delivered today 🦀🦀🦀
Post-holiday Monday energy
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Post-holiday Monday energy
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The ancient Spartans:
Why are we fighting when we could be sucking cock
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
The ancient Spartans:
I don’t really wanna do the work today
I don’t really wanna do the work today
I don’t really wanna do the work today
I don’t wanna do the work today
I don’t really wanna do the work today
I don’t really wanna do the work today
I don’t wanna do the work today
December 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I don’t really wanna do the work today
I don’t really wanna do the work today
I don’t really wanna do the work today
I don’t wanna do the work today
I don’t really wanna do the work today
I don’t really wanna do the work today
I don’t wanna do the work today
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From the Far Side collection
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
From the Far Side collection
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My love, my fiercest love
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My love, my fiercest love
They’re playing Mariah Carey and Kylie at the gym
@cuppabakedbeans.bsky.social are you in the room with me right now
@cuppabakedbeans.bsky.social are you in the room with me right now
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
They’re playing Mariah Carey and Kylie at the gym
@cuppabakedbeans.bsky.social are you in the room with me right now
@cuppabakedbeans.bsky.social are you in the room with me right now
Saw one clip of Heated Rivalry this morning and now I’m going to the gym to work on legs RIGHT NOW
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Saw one clip of Heated Rivalry this morning and now I’m going to the gym to work on legs RIGHT NOW
Playing FF Tactics makes me wanna go back to playing FFXIV, but that means revisiting some complicated feelings/memories
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Playing FF Tactics makes me wanna go back to playing FFXIV, but that means revisiting some complicated feelings/memories
It’s only day two of eating Thanksgiving leftovers and I just saw someone make Thanksgiving Nachos
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
It’s only day two of eating Thanksgiving leftovers and I just saw someone make Thanksgiving Nachos
Snooooooow ❄️❄️❄️
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Snooooooow ❄️❄️❄️
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November 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This aquarium maintenance thirst trap is brought to you by Thanksgiving leftovers for breakfast
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This aquarium maintenance thirst trap is brought to you by Thanksgiving leftovers for breakfast