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Hans, de nuevo
@hansdenuevo.bsky.social
he/him | twenty-something | 🇵🇪 | Digital artist (No AI, never AI)

Taking commissions: https://ko-fi.com/hansdenuevo
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If you like art like this and want to see more of it, you could either tip me for a higher chance that I make more, or outright commission me so I make exactly what you wish to see (within my limitations tho, lol)
#pixelart #mariobros #yakuza
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December 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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this
December 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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In case anyone else saw this and got scared, 80% of this post is misinterpreted law and massive fear mongering. The AI training thing is real tho, so you should definitely leave twitter, but the rest of this is completely normal legal stuff that gets misinterpreted every year by non-lawyers.
December 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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'if you categorically refuse anything that had AI along the way you're not gonna play any video game in the future'

sure I'll spend that money at more concerts and play through the eternal backlog we all have I don't get new video game release FOMO at all sorry man
December 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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this is the realest shit ever posted and when you become a parent you spend a lot of time internally screaming about it
People who argue "who cares it's just for kids" all I can say is fuck right off. Kids deserve thoughtful, well-made movies that challenge them just as much as adults do. Kids aren't stupid, and they remember how movies affect them basically forever.
December 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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kirby air riders if it had GOOD sound design #kirby
December 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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If you're excited about The Order of the Sinking Star announcement at The Game Awards, check out my puzzler from May. It also has:
- World of nested puzzles
- Focuses on combining interesting mechanics
- Non-simul, multi-agent movement
- Many secrets...

store.steampowered.com/app/2830480/...
Gentoo Rescue on Steam
A puzzler about sliding penguins and walruses. Pick up items to push, pull, bounce, swap, stop, steal, or explode. Uncover surprising twists hidden in a world of puzzles inside puzzles inside puzzles.
store.steampowered.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Fucking incredible dystopian shit, comparing super rich people risking millions if not billions of lives just to make more money to people that risked their life actually building incredible things that would then make millions of dollars for super rich people.
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Putting Elon Musk on the cover of a magazine for anything other than “his illegal government funding cuts have already killed hundreds of thousands of people, mostly children” is propaganda
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Kid: hey mom I saw something bad on the internet
Mom: ok no more internet for you
Kid: well that sucks. I guess I won't tell any adult when I have a bad experience from now on.
December 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Chessboard Alignment

xkcd.com/3177/
December 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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it's so funny seeing the hucksters of AI simultaneously have to argue with the public that anything made with it is actually just as much hard work to create as ever and to the investors that it makes everything effortless and removes all need for work at all
December 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Love the implication that people were still exploited and worked beyond reasonable limits while using the Slop Machine 5000. Nothing ever gets better for workers, only for executives!! I love the future!!
December 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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How to fix your art #ieb #comics
December 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I just saw a post hating on gamers (valid), but for reasoning that was very akin to this meme about contradictory opinions, so uh, y'all, be aware that communities aren't monolithic so don't spend time focusing on complaints, there will ALWAYS be someone complaining (specially gamers 🐤)
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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It seems like a really bad mistake to name your TTRPG adventure game "Quest" and your company "The Adventure Guild". Because anyone trying to google that shit later would struggle to find you. It's like googling The Band or Ghost. "My game is called Adventure, from RPG Company."
December 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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felt like modelling a gun
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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that's just funslop. you only like it because it's fun.
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Turns out a company ran by David Ellison doesn't understand that no means no
Paramount is now reportedly looking to launch a hostile bid for Warner Bros

They feel their $30 a share all-cash offer is higher than what Netflix offered — in terms of cash, stock and the value of the cable business spinoff

(via CGasparino | TW)
December 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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beastbank bagholder in 2026: what the fuck i didn't even know an IRA could have a 'mold problem' what does that even mean where's my money
stans in reply: It's normal for banks to lose money from water damage. You're picking on Mr Beast because you hate charity and love being poor
oh that’s good. not enough of every aspect of our lives were financialized quite yet
December 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Haven't done a camera analysis in a while!
Here's a quick look at the camera for Metroid Dread 🎥
December 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM