Simpsman
@duckmer.bsky.social
37 | he/him | food service industry (get me out)
Playing: FF Tactics | Balatro | SF6
https://bckl.gg/jNO3
Playing: FF Tactics | Balatro | SF6
https://bckl.gg/jNO3
common types of tweets on twitter right now are unironic greentext formatting, quirky teens with gimmick accounts doing bits in character roleplay, and unprompted making up a bluesky user to get mad at. I hold firm that the site is literally just 2016 tumblr if the 4chan raids succeeded.
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 AM
common types of tweets on twitter right now are unironic greentext formatting, quirky teens with gimmick accounts doing bits in character roleplay, and unprompted making up a bluesky user to get mad at. I hold firm that the site is literally just 2016 tumblr if the 4chan raids succeeded.
AI generation being used in any creative works is almost funny, it signals that the capitalists have completely lost sight that we are supposed to associate cost with time and work, they've normalized min/maxing cost/profit so much that they forgot there's another end to the transaction
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
AI generation being used in any creative works is almost funny, it signals that the capitalists have completely lost sight that we are supposed to associate cost with time and work, they've normalized min/maxing cost/profit so much that they forgot there's another end to the transaction
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i can't help but picture the dog as rick in my mind
(thank you for this, it perfectly encapsulates air riders for me)
(thank you for this, it perfectly encapsulates air riders for me)
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
i can't help but picture the dog as rick in my mind
(thank you for this, it perfectly encapsulates air riders for me)
(thank you for this, it perfectly encapsulates air riders for me)
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Lightning Returns Final Fantasy XIII
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Lightning Returns Final Fantasy XIII
it seems like some people exposed themselves to too many shit ass Ubisoft games to the point that they get scared off by any action adventure game with a hub area wider than one acre. "ughh does EVERY series have to go open-world??!" as they see OoT Hyrule Field
November 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
it seems like some people exposed themselves to too many shit ass Ubisoft games to the point that they get scared off by any action adventure game with a hub area wider than one acre. "ughh does EVERY series have to go open-world??!" as they see OoT Hyrule Field
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how does valve expect the steam machine to gain any traction if it doesnt come with microsoft teams pre-installed on it i wonder
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
how does valve expect the steam machine to gain any traction if it doesnt come with microsoft teams pre-installed on it i wonder
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VAMPIRE STAR WE FINALLY KNOW WHAT THIS IS
November 15, 2025 at 8:21 AM
VAMPIRE STAR WE FINALLY KNOW WHAT THIS IS
it'll probably be totally good and sell well, but on the off chance Prime 4 is actually not great and underperforms then my shred of copium I'd cling to is that Nintendo correctly recognizes that Prime is meant to be the lower priority spin-off and all the eggs are in the Dread successor basket
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 AM
it'll probably be totally good and sell well, but on the off chance Prime 4 is actually not great and underperforms then my shred of copium I'd cling to is that Nintendo correctly recognizes that Prime is meant to be the lower priority spin-off and all the eggs are in the Dread successor basket
it seems like Samus is strictly a silent protagonist again despite humans speaking directly to her? they should've gone the Dread route, have her call MacKenzie some Chozoan slur for humans he doesn't understand
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
it seems like Samus is strictly a silent protagonist again despite humans speaking directly to her? they should've gone the Dread route, have her call MacKenzie some Chozoan slur for humans he doesn't understand
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If they kill this guy horribly after the first 30 minutes and the rest of the game is moody, isolated exploration the game will instantly be a 10/10
Watching the gameplay footage is so funny I wasn't prepared for this passage to be understating it
youtu.be/192PgwSmU6A?...
youtu.be/192PgwSmU6A?...
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
If they kill this guy horribly after the first 30 minutes and the rest of the game is moody, isolated exploration the game will instantly be a 10/10
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The Metroid Prime 4 previews confirmed my worst fear: Samus never mentions the time she met Kirby in Kirby’s Dream Land 3.
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The Metroid Prime 4 previews confirmed my worst fear: Samus never mentions the time she met Kirby in Kirby’s Dream Land 3.
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Drew Rosalina
Real excited for the Mario Galaxy movie
Real excited for the Mario Galaxy movie
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Drew Rosalina
Real excited for the Mario Galaxy movie
Real excited for the Mario Galaxy movie
the timing of the Steam Machine feels so hyper calculated, like not just answering the desire to break free from console walled gardens while retaining the convenience, but it swoops in right when there are increasingly many reasons to ditch Windows
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
the timing of the Steam Machine feels so hyper calculated, like not just answering the desire to break free from console walled gardens while retaining the convenience, but it swoops in right when there are increasingly many reasons to ditch Windows
randomly thought at a few points throughout Silksong "man if Kirby were here this would all be a non-issue"
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
randomly thought at a few points throughout Silksong "man if Kirby were here this would all be a non-issue"
Miyamoto wasn't lying
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Miyamoto wasn't lying
only issue I see with the steam machine is I literally thought it was just a new sliced in half model of the Series X at first, but the feeling I get is it'll probably be all around good enough that xbox and playstation can retire
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
only issue I see with the steam machine is I literally thought it was just a new sliced in half model of the Series X at first, but the feeling I get is it'll probably be all around good enough that xbox and playstation can retire
my single demand for any future remaster or new entry of Final Fantasy Tactics is that they design job costume changes for each of your unique named characters. yeah sure it's a lot of extra work, but like Ramza being a black mage in essence without wearing a hat should be illegal
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
my single demand for any future remaster or new entry of Final Fantasy Tactics is that they design job costume changes for each of your unique named characters. yeah sure it's a lot of extra work, but like Ramza being a black mage in essence without wearing a hat should be illegal
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(Gabe, offscreen VOing at the Game Awards)
"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."
(crowd cheers)
"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."
(crowd cheers even louder)
"But that's not all..."
(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)
"I'm fat again."
(crowd goes absolutely nuts)
"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."
(crowd cheers)
"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."
(crowd cheers even louder)
"But that's not all..."
(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)
"I'm fat again."
(crowd goes absolutely nuts)
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
(Gabe, offscreen VOing at the Game Awards)
"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."
(crowd cheers)
"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."
(crowd cheers even louder)
"But that's not all..."
(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)
"I'm fat again."
(crowd goes absolutely nuts)
"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."
(crowd cheers)
"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."
(crowd cheers even louder)
"But that's not all..."
(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)
"I'm fat again."
(crowd goes absolutely nuts)
now I really want to see a rom hack that edits all the sprites to be consistent with one of these styles
Super Mario World has an extremely eclectic art style whereby many enemies are drawn in completely different ways. Development files reveal Mario went through many stylistic changes; it is possible that all the enemies were made to fit Mario, but at different points in time.
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
now I really want to see a rom hack that edits all the sprites to be consistent with one of these styles
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this year, in a shocking twist, Geoff Keighley will have a breakdown and beg his audience for forgiveness: "i'm such a shill!! you're right - i care more about my celebrity friends than game developers!! i support unionization! we should divest from Israel!! whatever you want! oh god i'm so sorry!!"
December 13, 2024 at 12:11 AM
this year, in a shocking twist, Geoff Keighley will have a breakdown and beg his audience for forgiveness: "i'm such a shill!! you're right - i care more about my celebrity friends than game developers!! i support unionization! we should divest from Israel!! whatever you want! oh god i'm so sorry!!"
Air Ride was one of the tiny handful of GC games with a LAN made, a big icon on the main menu despite many people not having the means, or even being aware wtf LAN is. I have to think the maximum chaos and mayhem of the current City Trial is the fruition of how Sakurai always envisioned it
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Air Ride was one of the tiny handful of GC games with a LAN made, a big icon on the main menu despite many people not having the means, or even being aware wtf LAN is. I have to think the maximum chaos and mayhem of the current City Trial is the fruition of how Sakurai always envisioned it
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smash ultimate deluxe teaser? 👀
Join us on Wednesday, Nov 12, at 6am PT for the Nintendo Direct featuring the world premiere of The Super Mario Galaxy Movie official trailer. Please note that no game information will be included in this presentation.
Watch here: ninten.do/6019tMEcd
Watch here: ninten.do/6019tMEcd
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
smash ultimate deluxe teaser? 👀
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"Well you see Pit, Flareon used to be the only fully-evolved fire-type Pokemon who couldn't learn Solar Beam until gen 7."
#kiu #KidIcarus #KidIcarusUprising #Pit #Palutena #redraw #art
#kiu #KidIcarus #KidIcarusUprising #Pit #Palutena #redraw #art
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"Well you see Pit, Flareon used to be the only fully-evolved fire-type Pokemon who couldn't learn Solar Beam until gen 7."
#kiu #KidIcarus #KidIcarusUprising #Pit #Palutena #redraw #art
#kiu #KidIcarus #KidIcarusUprising #Pit #Palutena #redraw #art