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Never forget.
When I was a kid and had to go to sleep while my parents were still up, and the light shone under my bedroom door, I would hear my heartbeat pounding in my ears and think it was soldiers marching down the hallway.
December 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This passage in the article is badly written. The median income for a family of four is $71,640, so 60% of that - which is the target threshold for 90% of H.O.M.E. bond proceeds - is $42,984. That's a pretty key bit of information that readers should not be left to calculate on their own.
December 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
We are, all of us, frogs in a boiling pot of water.
December 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
We could give up this braindead useless lying sack of orange skin dye! That would be the most effective approach.
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
How to grind tourism to a halt, by this administration.
December 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
A little known fact about Pac-Man is that the character was originally based on the Flat-Faced Smoosh Shark, indigenous to the seafloor of Lake Superior. It is noteworthy for its bioadherent ventral epidermal layer, and also for feeding almost entirely on golf balls.
December 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I'm in a swag gap relationship with my alter ego.
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
What's also fascinating is how the Friends of Pine & Spruce is only on X. It's wild how the skeet-o-verse cleaved in two, and who ended up on which side.

This dude is a horrible ass of a person.
i’ve interacted with this jackass on a few different blocks along Pine and Spruce. making an assumption here but paired with the pre-made plate cover he pulls out of the trunk, i imagine he’s out there trying to force combative interactions.
From the philadelphia community on Reddit: Friends of Pine and Spruce (FOPS) board member blocking the bike lane and avoiding accountability with a plate cover
Explore this post and more from the philadelphia community
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December 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The older I get and the more clearly I see how the world and the country and specifically municipal governments work, the more the illusion of civil society crumbles. It is all a house of cards, and most people running things are selfish dipshits.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
What naturally follows from airport workouts is airport showers, from which airport fungus will spread like wildfire. "Oh hey, what's up with all of your missing toenails?" "You know, airport fugus. But hey, at least I can do a one-handed pull-up!"
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Judi Dench, why. WHY.
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Is SG Stanley Tucci in "The Core" or what
SG: Yeah, do that.
Kagan: LMAO that's not how anything works. If we give credence to the logic, it's going to apply.
SG: But what if it doesn't
Jackson: You know that's not how anything works
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Hey, it's #bandcampfriday, check out my electro trash album, it #slaps:

ediblenorris.bandcamp.com/album/ready-...
Ready Set Gonads, by Edible Norris
10 track album
ediblenorris.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This admin is a bunch fucking evil murderers.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/u...
Video of Boat Strike Shows Survivors Waving Before Fatal Follow-Up Attack
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I am eternally grateful that I did not grow up in a social class where my parents would write into a national newspaper about my failure to excel at AP classes. What the everliving fuck.
December 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
All this piece of shit does is complain, he's our complainer-in-chief, and he's the trash. The racist, rapist trash monster falling asleep during the conference and pardoning the worst people on Earth. Fuck this dude to the end of the universe.
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
In order for AI to know when your likeness is being used in deepfake videos, it needs to be trained on your likeness. There is no way to get one without the other. There is no one weird trick.

www.cnbc.com/2025/12/02/y...
YouTube's new AI deepfake tracking tool is alarming experts and creators
A YouTube tool that uses creators' biometrics to remove AI-generated videos also allows Google to train its AI models on that sensitive data, experts told CNBC.
www.cnbc.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
TL;DR: people hate change. But also PETA definitely qualifies as angry vegans.
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The viruses *did* to the education in 2020. It is fucking nuts that people are not worshiping at the altar of MRNA.
presented without comment
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
AI has really ruined "funny videos on the internet."
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Grinding for crafting materials.
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The moderators of the Philly subreddit really suck.
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Narrator: that did, in fact, mean she lacked boundaries.
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Drugcember To Remember at Johnny Brenda's sold out in like 5 minutes, I didn't even get a chance despite having all three nights locked and loaded at 9:59am. Hopefully someone will unload at ticket for $1k on StubHub.
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This is, of course, a racist dog whistle. Fuck this administration.
WATCH: Trump’s Transpo Secretary Duffy’s message to Americans struggling with high holiday prices thanks to his tariffs — “dress up” when you fly you slobs
November 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM