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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · Jan 6

Hey, I'm Aušrinė. Just use Ozzy, Ozzie, Oz...

♀️ - She/Her
📏 - 185cm (6ft 1in)
⚖ - 107kg (236lb)
🦄 - Equus sapiens

🛫 - Trondheim, Trøndelag 🇳🇴
🛬 - Cincinnati, Ohio 🇺🇸
🗳 - Anarchist
🌙 - Paganism

🤘 Yes, I like Black Sabbath. No, I don't care if you do. 🖕

🟣 Links below to follow and support:

Brush & Quill Co-operative 🖌️ 🪶 @brushandquill.bsky.social · Jan 1

Greetings!

The Brush & Quill Cooperative produces the urban fantasy adventures of the ageless mouse sorceress @lshaonu.bsky.social and the unicorn tech-mage @haakonsdotter.bsky.social.

Support and follow us at:
☕ ko-fi.com/brushquillco
🐾 www.furaffinity.net/user/brush-n...

Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 6h

Welp. I'm out of here, nerds. Lulz

Keep your heads up, eyes open and maybe we'll all see each other soon enough. Later!

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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 18h

Lulz. What can I say? Seems like a lot of stuff likes clinging to my hips. Hur hur hur

Brush & Quill Co-operative 🖌️ 🪶 @brushandquill.bsky.social · Jan 30

While many people might think that Ozzy likes to wear hip-hugging jeans, the fact is that her hips tend to automatically stretch most trousers. #fantasy #furry #art #ozzy

🦄 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social

🎨 @alexkurmis.bsky.social 🎁
🐾 www.furaffinity.net/view/51260657/

Illustration: A unicorn woman, Aušrinė "Ozzy" Haakonsdotter, stands with her arms crossed. She is wearing a women's athletic sports top and jeans with a leather belt. She is smirking to the viewer. Despite being a unicorn, her horn is not visible due to her supernatural camouflage which makes her look like a simple horse woman. Black and white illustration. Illustrated by @alexkurmis.bsky.social

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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 6h

Motherfucker can say ANYTHING. But that doesn't make it FACT, now does it!?

Business Insider @businessinsider.com · 6h

The founder of the OpenAI-backed company said a science fiction-like future, where robots can reproduce and colonize the galaxy, is within reach.

Figure AI CEO Brett Adcock says the robotics company is building 'a new species'

The founder of the OpenAI-backed company said a science fiction-like future, where robots can reproduce and colonize the galaxy, is within reach.

www.businessinsider.com

Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 7h

In a world full of absolutists, be an absurdist. Be Diogenes and tell Alexander the Great to fuck off.

Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 7h

www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...

What anti-Trump protests can learn from Portland's tactics

The city's residents are leaning into an absurdist approach from its long history of protest.

www.msnbc.com

Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 7h

Ungulate girls out here getting shit done. 🤘🦄

Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 7h

Being able to spell cast with your left hand and throw a mean hook... gets you pretty far.

Avencri: Me mordió un venado... @avencri.bsky.social · 14h

The punching witch!

Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 7h

Far Right goons yearn to be welcomed into the mainstream. They both crave being treated as "normal" for their own psyches.

But also so that they can eliminate all efforts at social progress and destroy people's ability to envision a better world.

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 7h

Benny Johnson’s show is not a traditional stop for Democrats when they want to talk to the other side — like Fox News or Joe Rogan — but Congressman Ro Khanna sat down with Benny for an interview.

Alt Text:
Screenshot of a post on X.com by user Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson).

The post reads:

“It was an honor to sit down with @RoKhanna this morning. An incredible and productive conversation.

Real progress doesn’t come from shouting or division, it comes from listening, civil debating, and treating each other like Americans.

As President Trump said: ‘We all bleed the same red blood of patriots.’

We need more of this. More conversations. More action. Let’s leave a stronger country for our children.”

Below the text is a photo showing Benny Johnson and Congressman Ro Khanna standing side by side indoors. Both are smiling and wearing suits — Benny Johnson in a dark blue suit with a white shirt and no tie, and Ro Khanna in a dark gray suit with a white shirt and maroon tie. Behind them are studio lights, cameras, and a wooden wall with media equipment, suggesting a recording studio or interview setup.

Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 7h

I mean, seriously. At this point, of all the slashers, Myers has basically entered "multiverse" status for having multiple timelines.

... Even if dismantling an entire, ready and willing fire crew was probably one of his all-time highlights.

Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 7h

UNLEASH THE PLAGUE OF FROGS! 🐸🐸🐸 🤘🦄

SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 9h

All hell can’t stop us now.

Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 7h

"Fuck with me the first time, shame on you; fuck with me the second time, shame on me".

Lawl.

No, but seriously. Laurie Strode made better use of her prep-time in the Blumhouse Halloweens than she did.

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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 7h

Ehhh... Either end on a single film or sequel yourself into becoming a satire of yourself.

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Kay 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 15h

Re: every headline involving education

A 4 panel comic.

Panel 1: closeup of a new textbook on a kid's school desk. The cover reads "World Histeries - sponcored bye PragerU + OpenAI"

Panel 2: The kid opens the book. Page titles include "How slavery boosted the enconemy" and "12 reasons hitler wasn't wrong" along with an ad that reads "more with a pragerU subscription and another that says "10% off openAI" with a QR code.

Panel 3: the kid looks up at the teacher, lifts the book, and says "what the fuck is this"

Panel 4: an exhausted teacher, still passing out a stack of the books, replies "your senator picked it"

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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 8h

When Big Balls got beat up by 15-year-olds they said DC should prosecute 14-year-olds as adults.

Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 8h

Hitlergate wasn't "kids"—it was 20- and 30-something GOP flacks.

No one in the GOP Hitler chat was a "kid"

We checked. Sorry, JD Vance.

www.motherjones.com

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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 7h

Well, I mean... the OTHER half of this undercooking it. The low flame of mediocrity is what helps both slow boil this stuff and also infuse it with that unearned sense of entitlement.

Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · Aug 22

Let's Make Toxic Masculinity Stew!

Read more cartoons! ---> #PoliCartoon
Help us make more! ----> patreon.com/barry

At the top of the strip, there’s a drawing of various unidentifiable shapes floating in a liquid in a pot. Lettering on top of the drawing, in cheerfully cartoony letters, says “Toxic Masculinity Stew.”

Panel 1
A man in a chef’s shirt talks directly to the viewer. He has a mustache, is bald, and looks to be middle-aged but vigorous. He’s holding a long spoon in one hand and making a “thumb’s up” sign at the viewers with his other hand; there are various bowls arrayed in front of him, with neon green stuff in the bowls, and a big stew pot to his right.
CHEF: Welcome! Today we’ll be making “toxic masculinity stew.” Yum!

Panel 2
The chef stirs some neon green stuff in a pan.
CHEF: We’ll start by sautéing some feelings. We’ll bury these at the bottom of the pot, so no one will ever see them!

Panel 3
The chef displays a cracked green egg.
CHEF: Add a delicate sense of manhood. The slightest thing can make boys feel that this has been shattered! What fun!

Panel 4
The Chef mixes something in a bowl.
CHEF: In a separate bowl, put ht eidea that “the sex” is something held by women. Mix it with the belief that if a man can’t get “the sex” from a woman, one way or the other… Then he’s not a real man at all!

Panel 5
The chef’s hand holding a shaker (like a salt shaker) and sprinkling neon green specs into the stew.
CHEF: Now sprinkle in lots of gear of being soft or gentle or vulnerable. Nothing spoils this dish quicker than boys accepting these parts of themselves!

PANEL 6
The Chef holds out a spoon towards the viewer. The spoon is dripping with a thick, neon-green liquid.
CHEF: Simmer for 10-40 years and there you have it… a lovely toxic masculinity stew! It tastes repulsive and bitter, but don’t worry. We’ll force it down.

KICKER PANEL
A tiny panel below the bottom of the strip shows a woman yelling at the cartoonist.
WOMAN: Criticizing how society harms men means you’re anti-male!

Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 7h

They're ABSOLUTELY going to go after him.

CNN @cnn.com · 7h

President Donald Trump said he authorized the CIA to operate inside Venezuela to clamp down on illegal flows of migrants and drugs from the South American nation, but stopped short of saying they would have authority to remove President Nicolas Maduro.

Trump details decision to authorize CIA to operate in Venezuela | CNN Politics

President Donald Trump said today he authorized the CIA to operate inside Venezuela to clamp down on illegal flows of migrants and drugs from the South American nation, but stopped short of saying the...

www.cnn.com

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Eyes on the Fright 🎃 @eyesontheright.bsky.social · 7h

If you followed me on Twitter but you're new to Bluesky you can finally correct your mistake and not follow me on here.

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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 7h

SWEAR IT!

Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 7h

Promise me that yall aren't going to platform the eventual "repentent ICE agent" stories that will come out...

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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 7h

Basically heading into some "King Henry II versus Thomas Beckett" territory.

@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 8h

“Worshippers fled in fear as immigration agents appeared outside St. Jerome’s — part of Trump’s new campaign against Catholic parishes nationwide.”

www.thelettersfromleo.com/p/in-anti-ca...

In Anti-Catholic Crusade, Trump's ICE Targets Holy Mass in Chicago

Worshippers fled in fear as immigration agents appeared outside St. Jerome’s — part of Trump’s new campaign against Catholic parishes nationwide.

www.thelettersfromleo.com

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Dr Luke Steubenstein 👹 @lukesteuber.com · 20h

If we attach a turbine, they can power millions of homes

David Simon, the writer behind The Wire and The Deuce (and a former journalist for the Baltimore Sun), finds only the blackest humor in Weiss's ascent to the top of the news heap. When asked for his perspective, Simon replied via email, "Murrow and Cronkite have both interrupted their peaceful mouldering, and are now revolving at such speeds that never mind the affront to televised journalism
—we need to consider the geologic risks to us all."

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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 7h

Is it REALLY "public indecency" when you could practically count as a public utility?

RileyFoxxo @rileyfoxxo.bsky.social · 7h

Flashing

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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 7h

Every passing day reveals that this is the fundamental crux of the shutdown: whether we will have a government or collapse into dictatorship

Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 15d

If I’m running messaging, the word on the street is that Democrats are refusing to fund a dictatorship. Either Article 1 means something or nobody gets anything.

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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 7h

[SNERK]

Jai @lowercasejai.bsky.social · 15h

LMAOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE NEW XBOX HANDHELD COMES WITH MICROSOFT TEAMS AND ONEDRIVE INSTALLED??? this is the fucking goofiest company in games

a list of apps pre-installed on the Xbox ROG Ally including Microsoft Teams and Onedrive

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 2d

lol theyre doing breencasts as political propaganda

Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 2d

Multiple airports are now announcing they will refuse to play Kristi Noem’s government-funded video blaming “Democrats” for the government shutdown.

“We believe the Hatch Act clearly prohibits use of public assets for political purposes and messaging,” one airport said.

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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 7h

Well, I think we all know who we are. Lawl

Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 7h

welcome to bluesky, every post is one of these two or an anthropomorphized cartoon with a big shapely ass

oh, sometimes there's pictures of food/art people made

lawyers posting about sports, professors posting about pets, celebrities radicalized against fascism

stuff like that, you get used to it

‪Mel Buer‬
‪@melbuer.bsky.social‬
· 39m
I see protest discourse is hitting the feed again ahead of No Kings—idk man, go, don’t go,

…but if you do go make sure to link up with an org that’ll help you get into longterm organizing and if you don’t go, make sure to link up with an org that’ll help you get into longterm organizing

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‪Marisa Kabas‬
‪@marisakabas.bsky.social‬
· 53m
they should let humans run through the car wash like one day a week

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Andrew Karre @andrewkarre.bsky.social · 21h

🧵It has been clear for years that a key difference between past instances of book banning and the present censorship cataclysm is that the banning happening now targets not only books, but librarianship as a profession and libraries as an institution. 1/4

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