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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴
@haakonsdotter.bsky.social
🦋 From "The Unicode Unicorn" series, by @brushandquill.bsky.social

♀️ She/Her
⚠️ Rated 18+

#️⃣ #fantasy | #furry | #nsfw | #politics

👤 @alexkurmis.bsky.social

https://ko-fi.com/brushquillco
"Zero units", open hatred of the Global South, and bitter bald bitches. Push through to the weekend and the end of the month! For tonight, we drink!

Praise be that it's Frigg's Day! 🍺🦄
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Hey, what's this drumstick doing here?

When it's Thor's Day, you know it's going to be a Horse Day! ⚡🦄
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
One day until a Day of Thanksgiving in America. Where there is less food and fuel and the prices are higher because of it. This American Greatness shit is nothing to be thankful for.

It's Woden's Day. 🌈🦄
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The end of the penultimate week of November! The Rapist in Chief wants to steal Venezuela and hang anyone that tells him that's a crime! Buckle in and try to make it to the end of the day! At sundown we drink!

Praise be that it's Frigg's Day! 🍺🦄
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I mean, we're literally at:
November 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Okay. Next day. Everyone still holding it together? Better have rested up. We hammers to swing and hooves to pound.

It's Thor's Day, so get ready for a Horse Day! ⚡🦄
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Piggies and bone saws and rape logs, oh my!

It's Woden's Day. 🌈🦄
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
He hits you with those big deer eyes. And then you see the tusks.
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The cluster fuck continues! Busted-ass regime, shitty international relations and plans to topple South American governments that even CIA operative Wile E Coyote would think are ridiculous.

Just be thankful it's Frigg's Day. Tonight, we drink! 🍺🦄
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Boy, you always keep asking for me to deliver on my strengths, lawl
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Storm clouds? Smoke? Everything's a murky mess. Just try to keep shoulders loose and head down and push through to the other side.

It's Thor's Day, so we're doing Horse Day! ⚡🦄
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Oh, the difference a week can make. Once again, capitalism and the need to maintain the status quo override a clear and ubiquitous "FUCK YOU" to the establishment and its violent assault on the People.

It's Woden's Day. 🌈🦄
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
And in the case of the starvation scheme: they're just following in the footsteps of bastards that came before them.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunger_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General...
November 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Oh, go fuck yourself until you hit escape velocity, you moldy bitch.
November 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
It's been a pretty good week after a fucked up 12 months. So, I think that's reason enough to celebrate. Let's enjoy some drinks in chilled mugs and skip the ice. Nyur hur hur.

Praise be, it's Frigg's Day! 🍺🦄
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
You know, it's funny that the called her "Madame Guillotine", but they didn't call Robespierre "Monsieur Guillotine". We could have joked about how she wound up with his head in the divorce. Nyuk nyuk.
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Remember that fascism is all flash. It's the laborers of the earth that bring the thunder and the storm.

It's Thor's Day, so get ready for a Horse Day! ⚡🦄
November 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Or, as Lyndon Baines Johnson laid it ALL out on the table sixty years ago:
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
HO-HO-HOLY SHIT. Turns out that raising taxes (tariffs), quartering troops across the nation, beating the absolute shit out of people in front of cameras and telling people to eat shit while building a palace ISN'T popular.

It's Woden's Day. 🌈🦄
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
No problemo, Bart Dude!
October 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The man in question.
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Well, well, well! It's the end of the week AND the month. While also being the Feast of Samhain. Oh, baby.

Just remember that under some of those masks are pricks with badges trying to steal your children and family members.

We will celebrate in spite of them. Praise be, it's Frigg's Day! 🍺🦄
October 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Any day is a good day to check out Tom 'n' Artie.

The problem with trying get eyes on your business these days is competing for people's attention. Artie's one hundred percent certain that the low-tech approach still has its charm. Tom? Eh...

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October 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
As the storm approaches, remember that while our foes howl like the wind; it is our numbers that darken the sky and we bring the thunder.

It is Thor's Day, so begins the Horse Day! ⚡🦄
October 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM