Griffin Shelor
@gshelor.bsky.social
Aspiring geospatial/earth science/stats nerd. I also like sports analytics. Currently Geography PhD Student at OK State, previously MS at UNR #TheStoryOfSlate #ThatsSoGMC
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Griffin Shelor
@gshelor.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views
Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes?
Con: LOL no...no not those views
Me: So....deregulation?
Con: Haha no not those views either
Me: Which views, exactly?
Con: Oh, you know the ones
Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes?
Con: LOL no...no not those views
Me: So....deregulation?
Con: Haha no not those views either
Me: Which views, exactly?
Con: Oh, you know the ones
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A D2 transfer is leading an FBS playoff run. Here's why that's bad for Joe Biden
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
A D2 transfer is leading an FBS playoff run. Here's why that's bad for Joe Biden
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you know it's funny so much talk about THE TRANSFER PORTAL and how kids aren't loyal anymore and it makes it hard to be a fan of the sport
and then we get to the end of the year and one coach holds 3 schools hostage while deciding whether he wants to coach his team on a national championship run
and then we get to the end of the year and one coach holds 3 schools hostage while deciding whether he wants to coach his team on a national championship run
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
you know it's funny so much talk about THE TRANSFER PORTAL and how kids aren't loyal anymore and it makes it hard to be a fan of the sport
and then we get to the end of the year and one coach holds 3 schools hostage while deciding whether he wants to coach his team on a national championship run
and then we get to the end of the year and one coach holds 3 schools hostage while deciding whether he wants to coach his team on a national championship run
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It's not Thanksgiving until the Egg Bowl has a fight
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It's not Thanksgiving until the Egg Bowl has a fight
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The egg’s origin, literally, is: “Here is a gold statue, please stop hitting each other with wooden chairs”
my favorite thing about the Egg Bowl is that the trophy is actually supposed to be a football and not an egg (it has little laces on it) and we've just been making fun of the bad sculpting job for like 50 years
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The egg’s origin, literally, is: “Here is a gold statue, please stop hitting each other with wooden chairs”
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both filled with gullible racists
The Egg Bowl’s presenting sponsor is… Facebook?
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
both filled with gullible racists
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This is how I learned that the official title of Vanderbilt’s head coach is “the E. Bronson Ingram chair in football”
Clark Lea has agreed to a contract extension to remain at Vandy.
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
This is how I learned that the official title of Vanderbilt’s head coach is “the E. Bronson Ingram chair in football”
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Best day of the year
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Best day of the year
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“Football has been very good to me, but it is holding me back from my true dream: making it two weeks longer than I deserve on Dancing With The Stars.”
I’m calling it now: Lane Kiffin announces his retirement today.
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
“Football has been very good to me, but it is holding me back from my true dream: making it two weeks longer than I deserve on Dancing With The Stars.”
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black friday deals are like
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
black friday deals are like
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No one really knows what Lane's Kiffin's next move will be
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
No one really knows what Lane's Kiffin's next move will be
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They should take a page from college football and say “the top 3 division champions get an automatic bid”
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
They should take a page from college football and say “the top 3 division champions get an automatic bid”
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Oh how's Memphis doing
@alexkirshner.com vindicated
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Oh how's Memphis doing
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Love when Navy is just like, nope, you guys aren’t touching the football anymore
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Love when Navy is just like, nope, you guys aren’t touching the football anymore
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Pure football
Navy has Memphis in the Walls of Jericho rn
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Pure football
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Memphis has had the ball for 3:21 in the second half
There’s only 5:53 left lolllllll
There’s only 5:53 left lolllllll
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Memphis has had the ball for 3:21 in the second half
There’s only 5:53 left lolllllll
There’s only 5:53 left lolllllll
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Navy has Memphis in the Walls of Jericho rn
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Navy has Memphis in the Walls of Jericho rn
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Can’t wait to be Watching some Memphis
Alright I am ready to get the NFL off and the Navy / Memphis game on
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Can’t wait to be Watching some Memphis
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if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
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I only watch CBS for sports and I'm always amazed at these copaganda franchises that have somehow spawned six different shows with twelve seasons each. And all of them called "NCIS: Duluth" or "Ambulance Firemen Marshals" or some shit.
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I only watch CBS for sports and I'm always amazed at these copaganda franchises that have somehow spawned six different shows with twelve seasons each. And all of them called "NCIS: Duluth" or "Ambulance Firemen Marshals" or some shit.
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BUMP
Wrote about arguably my favorite topic in all of sports: Jerry Jones spending $1.2 billion on a stadium built at the exact orientation so the sun shines directly into players eyes during the months when the Cowboys play football:
open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
The Old Man and the Sun
A breakdown of how and why the Cowboys have the only stadium in the league where players regularly get blinded by the sun.
open.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
BUMP
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Fun fact to impress people at your Thanksgiving party: Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce has been rumored to be in a relationship with pop star Taylor Swift
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Fun fact to impress people at your Thanksgiving party: Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce has been rumored to be in a relationship with pop star Taylor Swift
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Nothing will top the one that was like “thank god for AI restaurants now know not to seat you outdoors when it’s raining”
It’s amazing how much of this advertising is “you know that thing you were already doing without any issues? What if your phone told you to do it?”
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Nothing will top the one that was like “thank god for AI restaurants now know not to seat you outdoors when it’s raining”
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Needing ChatGPT to tell you make pasta for a first date as though dudes haven’t been doing that since the beginning of time
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Needing ChatGPT to tell you make pasta for a first date as though dudes haven’t been doing that since the beginning of time
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Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
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Big play by a player named Kennedy is a great opportunity for you to tell your relatives about the Nuzzi/RFK story
(Do not do this under any circumstances)
(Do not do this under any circumstances)
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Big play by a player named Kennedy is a great opportunity for you to tell your relatives about the Nuzzi/RFK story
(Do not do this under any circumstances)
(Do not do this under any circumstances)