Jason
@grumpyhermit.bsky.social
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February 10, 2026 at 8:56 AM
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
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every single person writing credulously about "elon will put people on the moon" should have to pin this post to their monitor
February 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
every single person writing credulously about "elon will put people on the moon" should have to pin this post to their monitor
Tasmania sucks , never go there
Vale Jon
Vale Jon
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Tasmania sucks , never go there
Vale Jon
Vale Jon
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SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
Case of beer to the first female journalist to call Trump “a piece of shit” in a press conference
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Case of beer to the first female journalist to call Trump “a piece of shit” in a press conference
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
New kitten demands blood sacrifice when I return home
Feisty kitty 🙄
Feisty kitty 🙄
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 AM
New kitten demands blood sacrifice when I return home
Feisty kitty 🙄
Feisty kitty 🙄
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ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family https://theonion.com/ice-agent-scores-easy-win-by-deporting-own-family/
February 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family https://theonion.com/ice-agent-scores-easy-win-by-deporting-own-family/
My whole life politics has moved ever rightward
For what ?
The rich are richer and we all need 2 incomes to have kids
We need to move left soon
For what ?
The rich are richer and we all need 2 incomes to have kids
We need to move left soon
February 3, 2026 at 2:37 AM
My whole life politics has moved ever rightward
For what ?
The rich are richer and we all need 2 incomes to have kids
We need to move left soon
For what ?
The rich are richer and we all need 2 incomes to have kids
We need to move left soon
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I have heard about DHS literally every day for over a year
Kristi Noem: "I always tell people that the days you don't hear about us are the days we were successful."
February 1, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I have heard about DHS literally every day for over a year
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This site has really come into its own over the past couple of years.
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
This site has really come into its own over the past couple of years.
Jesus and Raymundo
For fucks sake America
For fucks sake America
February 1, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Jesus and Raymundo
For fucks sake America
For fucks sake America
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“Ochoa is a Border Patrol agent who joined CBP in 2018. Gutierrez joined in 2014 and works for CBP’s Office of Field Operations. He is assigned to a special response team, which conducts high-risk operations like those of police SWAT units. Records show both men are from South Texas.”
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:34 PM
“Ochoa is a Border Patrol agent who joined CBP in 2018. Gutierrez joined in 2014 and works for CBP’s Office of Field Operations. He is assigned to a special response team, which conducts high-risk operations like those of police SWAT units. Records show both men are from South Texas.”
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Unmute this for extra 🤌
The broligarchs legitimately believe they'll be uploading their consciousness into these within 10 years
February 1, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Unmute this for extra 🤌
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OK, I’ve got half a pitch for this- the plot plays like a by-the-numbers police procedural, but it’s clear that lots of information is being hidden by the edit to portray the protagonists in a favourable light. To the point where the plot doesn’t make sense unless you assume the show is lying to you
Copaganda
February 1, 2026 at 9:43 PM
OK, I’ve got half a pitch for this- the plot plays like a by-the-numbers police procedural, but it’s clear that lots of information is being hidden by the edit to portray the protagonists in a favourable light. To the point where the plot doesn’t make sense unless you assume the show is lying to you
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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May you feel as much joy today as the bouncer in this video.
January 31, 2026 at 2:47 PM
May you feel as much joy today as the bouncer in this video.
Control of police is the unknown aspect of American civics
Governors and mayors can’t be sure that the police forces will act against federal agents
If they can ensure that , then whose really running the states ?
Governors and mayors can’t be sure that the police forces will act against federal agents
If they can ensure that , then whose really running the states ?
February 1, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Control of police is the unknown aspect of American civics
Governors and mayors can’t be sure that the police forces will act against federal agents
If they can ensure that , then whose really running the states ?
Governors and mayors can’t be sure that the police forces will act against federal agents
If they can ensure that , then whose really running the states ?
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NEWS: Judge Biery has ordered the release of 5-year-old Liam Ramos. A thunderous rebuke against ICE’s violent campaign in Minnesota. Read the order below.
Link:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Link:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Order – #9 in Conejo Arias v. Noem (W.D. Tex., 5:26-cv-00415) – CourtListener.com
OPINION AND ORDER OF THE COURT--The Court finds that the Constitution of these United States trumps this administration's detention of petitioner Adrian Conejo Arias and his minor son, L.C.R. The Grea...
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January 31, 2026 at 8:27 PM
NEWS: Judge Biery has ordered the release of 5-year-old Liam Ramos. A thunderous rebuke against ICE’s violent campaign in Minnesota. Read the order below.
Link:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Link:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
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For sale: Nazi coat, gently worn
(Size small)
(Size small)
January 27, 2026 at 12:17 AM
For sale: Nazi coat, gently worn
(Size small)
(Size small)
2015 was the time to punch nazis and stop the fascists
The next best time is now
The next best time is now
January 26, 2026 at 3:44 AM
2015 was the time to punch nazis and stop the fascists
The next best time is now
The next best time is now