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gramp
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writer - wrestling fan - renowned homo
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I wrote a script called Hellhole that essentially mushes these 4 things together and if you want to read it, I’d be thrilled to send you a copy once I add the finishing touches.

(I’m a big fan of this one so get ready for me to be annoying about it, sorry)
Moving is a stressful fucking nightmare and also I’ve never been hornier for Thanksgiving food in my entire life, my two moods for this week.
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Probably last Punkin for the season, time for my basic bitch white bitch basic fat ass to hibernate
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Having a bed in the center of the room instead of a corner is legit life changing, I’m not even joking.
November 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I’m a BIG MAN and I need a BIG SHOWER
November 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
peekin’
November 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I think the biggest problem with the last live action version is that they looked like this
A new live-action ‘TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES’ reboot is in the works.

‘Sonic’ producer Neal H. Mortiz will produce the film with Paramount wanting to “Sonic-fy” the TMNT franchise

(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Today’s the day.
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Should have it remade it starring Gus the Megan’s Law beaver
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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If I was a newscaster I would 100% have to apologize for mispronouncing his name.
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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friday night plans
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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I hope this means what I think it means (they are rebooting the Ron Pearlman Beauty and the Beast show from the 90s)
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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youtu.be/Z4gLOK4wAqs?...

Go watch this sketch. It's won a bunch of awards at shirt film festivals. It's got my girlfriend in it.
A STUPID MAN - Rom-Com | Short Film | Full Movie | Tiny Scripted
YouTube video by TINY SCRIPTED - Short Films & Series
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
@crunchybitch.bsky.social showing off a Black Russian in a Gatorade bottle, gotta make do.
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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This is terrible. If kids want to learn about BDSM and edgeplay, they should watch He-man, like previous generations.
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Justin and Charles asked me to pack dishes while they move stuff
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Nobody has ever been more hype than a Drew Carey Show live studio audience.
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Political Satire
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I love that every time Picard gets horny in the holodeck the characters run amok.
November 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
They re-filmed the Pennsylvania Lottery Christmas commercial shot for shot, but seemingly kept the same audio from the original… that’s psychotic, right?

Real moved the cemetery but left the bodies vibes.
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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I hope the many disastrous economic crises looming on the horizon all happen at once and this happens
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I have my window open just the slightest little crack and the distinct smell of the inside of a Chilis keeps wafting in.

Torturous.

Haunting even.
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM