Golden Tanuki
goldentanuki.bsky.social
Golden Tanuki
@goldentanuki.bsky.social
Just trying to survive. I also make games.
🤘💚Ace of Hearts💚🤘
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Provolone to the People!
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Armored MMA is terrific and I hope every one of these giga-nerds is having the best time of their lives.
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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advice
November 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Here’s A Comic About Elon Musk & His Infinite Possibilities
November 26, 2024 at 9:23 AM
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I was thinking about how delicious my sandwich was, when I came to a revelation:

Sometimes Italian doms serve Italian subs
November 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Proof Sesame Street is metal af
rather bold hyperlinking in the "see also" of cookie monster's article
November 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Tomorrow's headline:
German dom serves Italian sub
I was thinking about how delicious my sandwich was, when I came to a revelation:

Sometimes Italian doms serve Italian subs
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Life is philosophy, not the other way around. Live, then think!
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Came up with a really fun new game it's called Drink Fourteen Beers
November 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Tomorrow's headline:
German dom serves Italian sub
I was thinking about how delicious my sandwich was, when I came to a revelation:

Sometimes Italian doms serve Italian subs
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Proof Sesame Street is metal af
rather bold hyperlinking in the "see also" of cookie monster's article
November 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Ha ha ha. I'd like to think Oscar was based off a burnt-out 1960's crust-punk rocker. Sounds about right. 🤘😆🤘
November 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I was thinking about how delicious my sandwich was, when I came to a revelation:

Sometimes Italian doms serve Italian subs
November 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Finally got this one. It’s fuckin’ great. Too many awesome albums came out this year.
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Whaddup! Here's all three parts of my recent LIFE series, with the finale featuring the wonderful @shenanigansen.bsky.social, the father of LIFE itself!!
November 8, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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I don't want your monopoly money.
November 7, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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I just really really really wanna know the EXACT sandwich he threw, so I can make it and consume it, as a treat. 😸
November 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Provolone to the People!
November 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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ICE got dommed by a sub.
November 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM