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· Nov 19
List of nicknames for NFL players made by friends in my fantasy football league:
Patrick Mahomes - Fortnite Mahomes
Josh Allen - The Scrambling Crooner
Daniel Jones - Crooner at Home
Baker Mayfield - The Baked God
Kirk Cousins - White Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott - Black Kirk Cousins
Patrick Mahomes - Fortnite Mahomes
Josh Allen - The Scrambling Crooner
Daniel Jones - Crooner at Home
Baker Mayfield - The Baked God
Kirk Cousins - White Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott - Black Kirk Cousins
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
Peyton Manning shilling for Private Prison:
“I’m also Incarceratin Manning”
“I’m also Incarceratin Manning”
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Peyton Manning shilling for Private Prison:
“I’m also Incarceratin Manning”
“I’m also Incarceratin Manning”
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i hate this snow and cold im gonna stay inside forever
*girlfriend is sick*
I SHALL BRAVE SLEET AND SNOW AND COLD WEATHER TO GET MY PUPPY WHAT SHE NEEDS TO FEEL BETTER
*girlfriend is sick*
I SHALL BRAVE SLEET AND SNOW AND COLD WEATHER TO GET MY PUPPY WHAT SHE NEEDS TO FEEL BETTER
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i hate this snow and cold im gonna stay inside forever
*girlfriend is sick*
I SHALL BRAVE SLEET AND SNOW AND COLD WEATHER TO GET MY PUPPY WHAT SHE NEEDS TO FEEL BETTER
*girlfriend is sick*
I SHALL BRAVE SLEET AND SNOW AND COLD WEATHER TO GET MY PUPPY WHAT SHE NEEDS TO FEEL BETTER
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I heard from several people in recent months that they liked my newsletter but were canceling paid subs or not signing up because it was on Substack…
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we got the URL sports.beehiiv.com which is pretty sick
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Sports! with Rodger Sherman
Covering the unique and untold stories about sports.
sports.beehiiv.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I heard from several people in recent months that they liked my newsletter but were canceling paid subs or not signing up because it was on Substack…
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If you were one of those people ….
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Sup 👀😘😜😉
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If you were one of those people ….
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Get rid of the senate and fold it into a 30,000 person House of Representatives
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Get rid of the senate and fold it into a 30,000 person House of Representatives
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“We are disheartened to learn that Lord Killdude has broke his promise and has been shoving people in the volcano. If the murdergooner party is as moral as it once was, then they will publicly disavow Lord Killdude’s actions and work with us towards a bipartisan solution to the volcano problem”
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
“We are disheartened to learn that Lord Killdude has broke his promise and has been shoving people in the volcano. If the murdergooner party is as moral as it once was, then they will publicly disavow Lord Killdude’s actions and work with us towards a bipartisan solution to the volcano problem”
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
Reviewbrah gotta have a Dorian Gray style portrait of an old fat version of himself in his attic
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Reviewbrah gotta have a Dorian Gray style portrait of an old fat version of himself in his attic
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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
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What if Chris Grier was actually the only problem in Miami
November 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
What if Chris Grier was actually the only problem in Miami
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Former NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue has died. He was 84.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Former NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue dies at 84
Former NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue has died.
www.nbcsports.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Former NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue has died. He was 84.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
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the Falcons could have promoted practice squad kicker Lenny Krieg to the active roster for the Berlin game after losing on a missed extra point last week.
but instead they signed an entirely new, non-German kicker. this is why they will lose today
but instead they signed an entirely new, non-German kicker. this is why they will lose today
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
the Falcons could have promoted practice squad kicker Lenny Krieg to the active roster for the Berlin game after losing on a missed extra point last week.
but instead they signed an entirely new, non-German kicker. this is why they will lose today
but instead they signed an entirely new, non-German kicker. this is why they will lose today
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no players from Germany in today's Berlin game but the Colts starting LT Bernhard Raimann is Austrian (and went to high school at the BALLSPORTGYMNASIUM in Vienna)
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
no players from Germany in today's Berlin game but the Colts starting LT Bernhard Raimann is Austrian (and went to high school at the BALLSPORTGYMNASIUM in Vienna)
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Omar Cooper Jr.'s insane touchdown catch to put Indiana ahead 27-24 over Penn State may have been what finally broke Gus Johnson.
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Omar Cooper Jr.'s insane touchdown catch to put Indiana ahead 27-24 over Penn State may have been what finally broke Gus Johnson.
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Pope said 6-7
While details are unknown, Leo’s call for Cardinals to gather in Rome Jan 6-7 for Extraordinary Consistory is significant. Jan 6 marks end of Jubilee Year. Francis nor Benedict called zero such meetings. JP2 convened 6 Extraordinary Consistories; the first in 1979 to discuss his upcoming trip to US.
November 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Pope said 6-7
Insane man utters half-baked desire. Will reality cave around him again?
November 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Insane man utters half-baked desire. Will reality cave around him again?
God Bless America (2011)
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
God Bless America (2011)
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Saying "Greta Thunberg might be the anti-christ" is a traditional sign that it's time to take your plutocrat to the local vet to be put down
November 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Saying "Greta Thunberg might be the anti-christ" is a traditional sign that it's time to take your plutocrat to the local vet to be put down
I was reading this and then saw there was a guy named General Mingus and now I can’t take it seriously anymore
WE let a Fox News jerk who only reached the rank of major in the Army National Guard fire or sideline at least two dozen generals and admirals over the past nine months in a series of ousters that could reshape the U.S. military for years to come.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/u...
Hegseth Is Purging Military Leaders With Little Explanation
www.nytimes.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I was reading this and then saw there was a guy named General Mingus and now I can’t take it seriously anymore
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