gibson
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gibson
@gibsongrumbles.bsky.social
· Dec 21
hey bro, ready for the next game of beach volleyball? loser has to top
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i now believe that jeffrey epstein killed himself because if i wrote like that i would kill myself
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
i now believe that jeffrey epstein killed himself because if i wrote like that i would kill myself
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
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Me, when no one sits next to me on public transport:
Space is so cool
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Me, when no one sits next to me on public transport:
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Breaking: Brandt's Boys have publicly condemned the Senate Democrats who voted to reopen the government
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Breaking: Brandt's Boys have publicly condemned the Senate Democrats who voted to reopen the government
“I’m so committed to the ACA tax credits that I have torpedoed any chance of keeping them”
Actions > Words
Actions > Words
Shaheen: So let me be clear. No one in the senate chamber wants to extend the ACA tax credits more than I do.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
“I’m so committed to the ACA tax credits that I have torpedoed any chance of keeping them”
Actions > Words
Actions > Words
Still relevant 🫠
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Still relevant 🫠
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If only my calls to Chuck Schumer actually worked. I look forward to the day we banish him from government.
November 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If only my calls to Chuck Schumer actually worked. I look forward to the day we banish him from government.
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
better learn to say mamdani now, andrew
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
better learn to say mamdani now, andrew
now what’s zohran’s plan to give me a little smooch?????
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
now what’s zohran’s plan to give me a little smooch?????
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Turning on the Cuomo election night watch party livestream to watch the crowd thin out
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Turning on the Cuomo election night watch party livestream to watch the crowd thin out
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cuomo, should we book the ticket to PBI or MIA?
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
cuomo, should we book the ticket to PBI or MIA?
Might I suggest going on a cruise?
You still have a whole staff dedicated to taking care of you and access to plenty of social opportunities.
And we aren’t all subjected to the consequences of your diminishing mental capacity.
You still have a whole staff dedicated to taking care of you and access to plenty of social opportunities.
And we aren’t all subjected to the consequences of your diminishing mental capacity.
“Well, so why don’t you retire?” someone asked. “The member literally looked at us and goes, ‘Well, what would I do?’” nymag.com/intelligence...
November 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Might I suggest going on a cruise?
You still have a whole staff dedicated to taking care of you and access to plenty of social opportunities.
And we aren’t all subjected to the consequences of your diminishing mental capacity.
You still have a whole staff dedicated to taking care of you and access to plenty of social opportunities.
And we aren’t all subjected to the consequences of your diminishing mental capacity.
the skeleton makeup didn’t stand a chance
November 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
the skeleton makeup didn’t stand a chance
no longer a pumpkin 😔
happy november
happy november
got bored and turned myself into a pumpkin
happy october
happy october
November 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
no longer a pumpkin 😔
happy november
happy november
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It’s always “hey Cole thanks for connecting is your team interested in” on LinkedIn and never “hey Cole thanks for connecting I thought you were hot and want to hit it raw”
October 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It’s always “hey Cole thanks for connecting is your team interested in” on LinkedIn and never “hey Cole thanks for connecting I thought you were hot and want to hit it raw”
someone do that height percentile chart but with dick sizes
the gays would be all over that trend
the gays would be all over that trend
October 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
someone do that height percentile chart but with dick sizes
the gays would be all over that trend
the gays would be all over that trend
When you want someone badly enough, it’s easy to mistake their honesty for integrity.
October 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
When you want someone badly enough, it’s easy to mistake their honesty for integrity.
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this has to be coupled with the things that *don’t* count as a scandal: an array of harassment allegations, covering up Covid deaths, staying in a race after losing the primary, etc.
i cannot believe that “mamdani calls a close adult relative an ‘aunt’ even if they are not literally their parent’s sister” is what counts as a “scandal” these days
October 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
this has to be coupled with the things that *don’t* count as a scandal: an array of harassment allegations, covering up Covid deaths, staying in a race after losing the primary, etc.
look, i might only bottom biannually, but i think the boys tonight had their minds blown by my professionalism 🫡
October 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
look, i might only bottom biannually, but i think the boys tonight had their minds blown by my professionalism 🫡
to me, the most frustrating subset of online leftists are those who use “there is no ethical consumption under capitalism” as an excuse to avoid changing any of their behavior
October 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
to me, the most frustrating subset of online leftists are those who use “there is no ethical consumption under capitalism” as an excuse to avoid changing any of their behavior
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this and safety nets under the windows 😍🙌🙌
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
this and safety nets under the windows 😍🙌🙌
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whomst amongst us
October 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
whomst amongst us
I'd be curious how many of the Dems railing against "purity tests" today would just as quickly say that a candidate was "unelectable" if they had an alt.
Because I'd bet there are a lot of Dems who are pretty open to excusing racism while drawing the line at being horny online (britta_perry.jpg)
Because I'd bet there are a lot of Dems who are pretty open to excusing racism while drawing the line at being horny online (britta_perry.jpg)
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I'd be curious how many of the Dems railing against "purity tests" today would just as quickly say that a candidate was "unelectable" if they had an alt.
Because I'd bet there are a lot of Dems who are pretty open to excusing racism while drawing the line at being horny online (britta_perry.jpg)
Because I'd bet there are a lot of Dems who are pretty open to excusing racism while drawing the line at being horny online (britta_perry.jpg)