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gap jockstraps when? imagine a jock and on your lower back it just says GAP
December 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
gap jockstraps when? imagine a jock and on your lower back it just says GAP
flagging for some milk down my chimney
December 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
flagging for some milk down my chimney
wendy williams you would’ve loved heated rivalry
December 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
wendy williams you would’ve loved heated rivalry
craving eggs benedick with extra hollander sauce
December 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
craving eggs benedick with extra hollander sauce
AI could never replace my job because that would require it to understand this:
December 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
AI could never replace my job because that would require it to understand this:
stop clocking tea and start clocking into work!!!!
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
stop clocking tea and start clocking into work!!!!
waaaait this is kinda an honor
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
waaaait this is kinda an honor
gentle reminder kylie minogue has christmas albums
December 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
gentle reminder kylie minogue has christmas albums
it’s* hairy btw
*everything, just… everything
*everything, just… everything
December 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
it’s* hairy btw
*everything, just… everything
*everything, just… everything
watching the pornographic hockey show with my spongebob burger king meal and a glass of sauvy b with extra ice happy weekend
December 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
watching the pornographic hockey show with my spongebob burger king meal and a glass of sauvy b with extra ice happy weekend
got stellar comments from my manager and director for my year-end review at work ✨ 🙂↕️
December 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
got stellar comments from my manager and director for my year-end review at work ✨ 🙂↕️
the “we barely talk” to the sliding up on stories and messaging every day oomf pipeline is always a treat
December 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
the “we barely talk” to the sliding up on stories and messaging every day oomf pipeline is always a treat
not doing my apple unwrapped no condom raw list because I was on a sophie ellis-bextor kick all year
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
not doing my apple unwrapped no condom raw list because I was on a sophie ellis-bextor kick all year
need a good snow to get my iced coffee so I can put it in its javasok
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
need a good snow to get my iced coffee so I can put it in its javasok
taking the N train 22 stops this morning
a black and white photo of a rocket being launched
ALT: a black and white photo of a rocket being launched
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
taking the N train 22 stops this morning
what it’s like waking up to being on the scruff global page
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
what it’s like waking up to being on the scruff global page
one day I’ll be able to participate in the over 30 trend 💔
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
one day I’ll be able to participate in the over 30 trend 💔
bad thing: accidentally putting your lock on backwards at the gym
good thing: two hot guys in just their towels using their phone cameras as mirrors so I can unlock it
good thing: two hot guys in just their towels using their phone cameras as mirrors so I can unlock it
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
bad thing: accidentally putting your lock on backwards at the gym
good thing: two hot guys in just their towels using their phone cameras as mirrors so I can unlock it
good thing: two hot guys in just their towels using their phone cameras as mirrors so I can unlock it
told my friends if I die I want the old fashioned NY way. a jewish shiva where people eat for hours, and a catholic service coupled with long drama-filled wake where everyone says how beautiful the funeral home did my makeup and cousins that disowned me come back to express grief and regret.
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
told my friends if I die I want the old fashioned NY way. a jewish shiva where people eat for hours, and a catholic service coupled with long drama-filled wake where everyone says how beautiful the funeral home did my makeup and cousins that disowned me come back to express grief and regret.
and now I live with one
A Janet/Britney millennial gay guy is gonna give you the best dick of your life
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
and now I live with one