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they were saying hello this night
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
they were saying hello this night
$113 for four people at a diner we are in hell
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
$113 for four people at a diner we are in hell
you ever follow someone on this world wide web and go “I don’t understand you at all”
November 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
you ever follow someone on this world wide web and go “I don’t understand you at all”
teaching the hells kitchen twinks about the concept of an astoria cub/otter open age gap pup relationship and i’ve never seen their attention spans last this long
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
teaching the hells kitchen twinks about the concept of an astoria cub/otter open age gap pup relationship and i’ve never seen their attention spans last this long
there’s a community of people painting a mural on a block-long construction wall on 125th between Lex and 3rd and I think that’s beautiful :)
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
there’s a community of people painting a mural on a block-long construction wall on 125th between Lex and 3rd and I think that’s beautiful :)
body made my pasta alla norma
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
body made my pasta alla norma
it’s very interesting to see who stayed on twitter
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
it’s very interesting to see who stayed on twitter
guys today has been fucking weird and it’s 8:59 am
i literally just fell onto the bus completely decided not to step up just face plant
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
guys today has been fucking weird and it’s 8:59 am
i literally just fell onto the bus completely decided not to step up just face plant
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
i literally just fell onto the bus completely decided not to step up just face plant
it’s one of those days where because it’s a midweek day off I’m having sunday scary related anxiety but in a “I need to do my 12th grade AP english homework” type of way
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it’s one of those days where because it’s a midweek day off I’m having sunday scary related anxiety but in a “I need to do my 12th grade AP english homework” type of way
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
GRAAAAND CENTRAL… FORTY SECOND STREET
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
GRAAAAND CENTRAL… FORTY SECOND STREET
immediately pulled out the og timbs and my puffer jacket
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
immediately pulled out the og timbs and my puffer jacket
omg good morning first snow of the season ❄️
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
omg good morning first snow of the season ❄️
my southern boyfriend and southern friend are flabbergasted that my version of rock paper scissors is “rock 👏🏻 paper 👏🏻 scissors 👏🏻 says 👏🏻 shoot (🪨 📄 ✂️ )” and idk what to tell them
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
my southern boyfriend and southern friend are flabbergasted that my version of rock paper scissors is “rock 👏🏻 paper 👏🏻 scissors 👏🏻 says 👏🏻 shoot (🪨 📄 ✂️ )” and idk what to tell them
IM LOSING MY MIND AT THIS INTERVIEW WITH THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK
most unserious city for 2 more months
most unserious city for 2 more months
ziwe you will always be famous
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
IM LOSING MY MIND AT THIS INTERVIEW WITH THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK
most unserious city for 2 more months
most unserious city for 2 more months
ziwe you will always be famous
November 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
ziwe you will always be famous
we live in the most coo coo bananas timeline
Donald Trump walks back funding cuts to NYC over Zohran Mamdani's win
Trump has previously threatened to not only defund the city — but also to arrest and deport Mamdani — if he won.
www.newsweek.com
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
we live in the most coo coo bananas timeline
New Woke City and its 5 republics
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
New Woke City and its 5 republics
what a difference a year makes. welcome back new jersey 💙
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
what a difference a year makes. welcome back new jersey 💙
i’m very hopeful for a good relationship between mikie, kathy, and zohran. this needs to be the largest, most pro-transit cohort ever in our regions history. we can do this.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
i’m very hopeful for a good relationship between mikie, kathy, and zohran. this needs to be the largest, most pro-transit cohort ever in our regions history. we can do this.
new york city. god how am I forever proud to be born here. to be a 5th generation new yorker and live here. to be an italian jewish american of brooklyn college graduates and to work for this city and give back to the greatest place on earth. I will never shut up about my pride of these 5 boroughs
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
new york city. god how am I forever proud to be born here. to be a 5th generation new yorker and live here. to be an italian jewish american of brooklyn college graduates and to work for this city and give back to the greatest place on earth. I will never shut up about my pride of these 5 boroughs
if mamdani wins 50 to 41 against cuomo, it will be the same difference that mario cuomo lost to ed koch for mayor in 1977
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
if mamdani wins 50 to 41 against cuomo, it will be the same difference that mario cuomo lost to ed koch for mayor in 1977
cuomo, should we book the ticket to PBI or MIA?
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
cuomo, should we book the ticket to PBI or MIA?