Bort Lugosi's Dead
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A god-damn bisexual tyrannosaurus. Writer. Impressionist. Cutie cheese boyfriend. He/him/they/them
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sloanelysbeth.bsky.social
for obvious reasons they couldn't get a woman to stand next to jared leto.
culturecrave.co
The #Tron franchise will likely be retired from the big screen

(via THR)
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srirachachau.bsky.social
It’s funny how the old media depiction of Nazis was always that they’re evil but dignified gentleman and now they’re openly just like “Hello. I’m the Anime Pedophile”
giantsizebort.bsky.social
Anyway, I'm gonna go lie down, face down, entirely motionless.
giantsizebort.bsky.social
That's fine. Being from Wisconsin is a lifetime of just being happy to be thought of, that's all.
giantsizebort.bsky.social
That's fine. Being from Wisconsin is a lifetime of just being happy to be thought of, that's all.
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davidjroth.bsky.social
He really put a "but I'm different" in his eulogy. What a mind.
atrupar.com
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
giantsizebort.bsky.social
Mohawk and Headphone Jack is still the only game to this day to make me physically ill while playing it.
lexluddy.xyz
What's the worst game you finished/rolled credits on?

(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)
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junlper.beer
jd vance is currently defending this
santiagomayer.com
Young Democrats: hey maybe don’t kidnap my international friends

Young Republicans:
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giantsizebort.bsky.social
Once more, with feeling; Britt's chief skill was standing head and shoulders above the rest of the women's roster in terms of charisma and personality *at that time*
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giantsizebort.bsky.social
This was from about six-seven years ago, by the by
giantsizebort.bsky.social
Nobody knew who I was, which is why I generally don't do deep cut costumes anymore
Me, dressed as Tim Curry playing the Grand Wizard from the ITV televised film The Worst Witch. Anything truly can happen on Halloween.
giantsizebort.bsky.social
*finds a Mega Man jazz mix on youtube*

oh, that's cute, what a great idea...

"CRAFTED WITH AI"

burn it all down, burn it all the fuck down
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giantsizebort.bsky.social
The greatest byproduct of Tron, apart from one level of Kingdom Hearts, is the King of Trios 2011 opening that used the Tron Overture that's not available on youtube or on DVD because even Smart Mark Video wasn't about to step on Disney's toes.
giantsizebort.bsky.social
Here I sit, broken hearted,
cheapassgamer.com
Cable Guy: A New Hope Darth Vader Star Wars Phone Stand & Controller Holder - Officially Licenced - Exquisite Gaming $15.92 via Amazon (Prime Eligible). https://ow.ly/8c7C50X6GRb
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prettypinkpansy.bsky.social
im fucking sobbing i thought he had a pair of really tiny shitty legs sticking out
cheapassgamer.com
Cable Guy: A New Hope Darth Vader Star Wars Phone Stand & Controller Holder - Officially Licenced - Exquisite Gaming $15.92 via Amazon (Prime Eligible). https://ow.ly/8c7C50X6GRb
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kattenbarge.bsky.social
Trump says a lot of weird and concerning stuff that people just kind of shrug at but right now I’m stuck on how he keeps insisting he’s going to hell
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lauraolin.bsky.social
The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.