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Jonathan Stowe
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Computer Programmer, Tinkerer and Musician. Oh and beer Enthusiast, but I can do those other things while drinking beer.
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Nigel Farage, whose own adviser was convicted of fraud after admitting to advertising money laundering services on the dark web, is now complaining about banks having to implement "money laundering directives"
That worked well then 🤣
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Nigel Farage, whose party recently put a teenager with zero work experience of any kind, in charge of running an entire county, is currently giving a speech railing against "unqualified" politicians being put in charge of Government departments
Don't use it, kept my account for the time being as I don't want anyone pretending to be me.
And fuck ground based astronomy.
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And let’s put yesterday’s horrendous train stabbing spree in context

And The US murder rate is eight times ours.

So Musk should turn his attention inwards and stop trying to agitate for more violence and more Tommy Robinson here.

bsky.app/profile/rich...
In Great Britain, there are about 1.7 billion passenger rail journeys each year without serious incident (about 150 million a month). It's worth keeping perspective as news media discuss banning knives on trains or installing scanners at stations.
dataportal.orr.gov.uk/statistics/u...
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🇺🇦🇷🇺🇺🇸Trump: That was Joe Biden’s war. And he brought printouts to his 60 Minutes interview of the "wars" he's "ended"

This isn’t Joe Biden’s or Zelenskyy’s war. We never hear from him, but this is Putin’s war — Russia’s war against Ukraine.
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"If I were British I would simply xyz to protect myself..."

My dude, you wouldn't even wear a facemask without whining. Shut the fuck up.
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A recent post by @hackedoff.bsky.social shows how our right wing press tries to influence debate by routinely misrepresenting ECHR rulings.
@tkinsella.bsky.social
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NEW: ‘Nigel Farage is not my friend…he’s just a handsome & stylish English gentleman’

The wife of the Russian agent who Nathan Gill has admitted to accepting bribes from says Nigel Farage is not her ‘good friend’ after saying that he was her ‘good friend’
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'Nigel Farage is Not My Friend...He's Just a Very Handsome Man'
The wife of a Russian spy gets in touch...
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Quoting ourselves here, but it’s absolutely insane to us that anyone still uses Twitter. You don't have to. You can just stop. It was a *massive* part of our growth but you can just let it go. However important your business is to you, it's less important than this:
Elon Musk, "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland and Ireland, they've been living their lives quietly. They're like hobbits"

"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"

"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
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I know this won't surprise anyone here but Musk's reprogrammed artificial intelligence is spreading misinformation about yesterday's attack on a train
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Druzhbivka, Ukraine 💙💛

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I don't know how to tell them but the en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunpowder has a plausible recipe for black powder.

I'm guessing there is more to this.
Gunpowder - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
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Day in a life of a Ukrainian war cat ❤️‍🩹
For many years I used to go down the Somerset for the carnival season (usually Wells and Glastonbury,) awesome spectacle.
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Dominic Grieve’s response to Nigel Farage’s ‘let’s leave the ECHR’ stunt in parliament is spot on.
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#UkrainianView
russian - noun.

to russian - verb.
Meaning: to do inhuman, useless, violent and ugly things simply for the sake of doing those things.
When someone says, ‘But they’re the same,’ you can literally hit them with these tweets to show the difference. Ukrainians have NOTHING in common with russians.
Yes, yes. Unfortunately I need the ancieunte version for several things that really don't like the more recent ones.
FWIW

sudo update-alternatives --set java /usr/lib/jvm/java-8-temurin-jre/bin/java

If you've been afflicted by the same thing.
Hey Fedora/Eclipse/Temurin/Adoptium/Whoever if you change the path to an installed jdk it would be really nice if you also change the "alternatives" that point to that jdk version. Not nice doing an update that didn't *remove* java to discover that it could no longer works.
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Hi All, Just released my latest free weekend update. The Battle of Pokrovsk (which we were first told in July 2024 was doomed) might finally be ending. The Russians have slaughtered masses to possibly take it, Ukraine is right not to do the same to hold it. open.substack.com/pub/phillips...
Weekend Update #157: The Battle Of Pokrovsk Might Be Ending
Pokrovsk Proves that Ukraine Needs Not To Throw All of Its Young People Into The Front-Line; China Calls BS On Trump's Sanctions
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