Jonathan Stowe
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gellyfish.uk
Jonathan Stowe
@gellyfish.uk
Computer Programmer, Tinkerer and Musician. Oh and beer Enthusiast, but I can do those other things while drinking beer.
I'd pay per view Farage vs Oleksandr Usyk
December 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Sofa Raping Nazi Care Bear.
December 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I hadn't realised until just then that AJ had been training with Usik. He's always struck me as being relatively thoughtful and articulate for a professional boxer.
December 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It's a shame really, with the last few days carry on the window of opportunity for professional boxers in the twilight of their career to make a massive pay day by smashing some gobby influencer for a few minutes is going to come to an end.
December 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
And finally they have Shepherd & Neame Christmas Ale on Draught in the Manor Farm Barn 🍻

It's almost a different beer on Draught than it is bottled (2% less ABV for starters,) but still good.
December 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
By experimentation I've found that Quorn cocktail sausages with La Vie "plant based bacon" makes good veggie pigs in blankets. The crucial criterion is the flexibility of the "bacon" substitute, some of them don't take being wrapped like that.
December 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
So when is Tate facing Joshua, Fury or Usik? I'm totally not into blood sports but I'm willing to make an exception in this case.
December 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
And Santa
December 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It's a fabulous location, unfortunate dimensions when it's busier though.
December 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
That payed off then 👍
December 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Our "hallway" floor is basically a big door mat, the rest of the downstairs is either wood or tiles. We're totally relaxed about the floor - it's easy to clean.
December 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM