Jɪᴍᴍʏ Hᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ
@geekjimmy.bsky.social
Cat dad; Wildcats fan. Woodworker. USAF Vet. Gatekeepers can DIAF. Senior manager of IT Ops & Security at Cisco Talos Intelligence. #ChiefsKingdom #GoBigBlue
You know how sometimes you get a song stuck in your head, and it pisses you off because it just won't go away?
I currently have When Doves Cry stuck in my head (no clue why), and I have to tell you I'm not upset by it one damned bit.
I currently have When Doves Cry stuck in my head (no clue why), and I have to tell you I'm not upset by it one damned bit.
June 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You know how sometimes you get a song stuck in your head, and it pisses you off because it just won't go away?
I currently have When Doves Cry stuck in my head (no clue why), and I have to tell you I'm not upset by it one damned bit.
I currently have When Doves Cry stuck in my head (no clue why), and I have to tell you I'm not upset by it one damned bit.
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hey @nytimes.com what if instead of this you reported accurately that the president of the united states has violated the united states constitution by entering into war with a foreign power without the approval of congress, just like, what if
June 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
hey @nytimes.com what if instead of this you reported accurately that the president of the united states has violated the united states constitution by entering into war with a foreign power without the approval of congress, just like, what if
At this point, we should probably just divide it by zero and be done with it.
April 3, 2025 at 10:15 AM
At this point, we should probably just divide it by zero and be done with it.
I get the feeling this parody account is gonna be fun.
It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.
April 3, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I get the feeling this parody account is gonna be fun.
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March 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I had the very best dream last night. We were at a sanctuary somewhere, and the entire dream was playing with various baby elephants and baby hippos.
Woke up with the biggest smile.
Woke up with the biggest smile.
March 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I had the very best dream last night. We were at a sanctuary somewhere, and the entire dream was playing with various baby elephants and baby hippos.
Woke up with the biggest smile.
Woke up with the biggest smile.
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COME ON JUST THROW THE FUCKING RING INTO THE FIRE FRODO WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT
February 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
COME ON JUST THROW THE FUCKING RING INTO THE FIRE FRODO WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT
George's camoflauge is so good you can't even see his front legs.
January 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
George's camoflauge is so good you can't even see his front legs.
Now on Android!
Not seeing it on Android or web. :(
December 28, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Now on Android!
If Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie, then Winter Wonderland and Let It Snow aren't Christmas songs.
December 24, 2024 at 12:33 PM
If Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie, then Winter Wonderland and Let It Snow aren't Christmas songs.
Yet, it left in place the TRAP laws preventing access to this critical healthcare.
KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — A judge says Missouri’s abortion ban isn't enforceable under new amendment, ensuring legal abortions in the state.
December 21, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Yet, it left in place the TRAP laws preventing access to this critical healthcare.
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What I thought would kill me, by age:
0-20: Russian nuke
20-30: AIDS
30-50: Terrorists
50-present: the people who copied off me in high school.
0-20: Russian nuke
20-30: AIDS
30-50: Terrorists
50-present: the people who copied off me in high school.
December 13, 2024 at 8:08 PM
What I thought would kill me, by age:
0-20: Russian nuke
20-30: AIDS
30-50: Terrorists
50-present: the people who copied off me in high school.
0-20: Russian nuke
20-30: AIDS
30-50: Terrorists
50-present: the people who copied off me in high school.
Whew, this takes me back.
December 14, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Whew, this takes me back.
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Glad to know that if someone uses those three specific words they should go to jail
A Florida woman was charged Tuesday after police said she ended a call with BlueCross BlueShield with the words, “Delay, Deny, Depose. You people are next.”
She was charged with threats to conduct a mass shooting or an act of terrorism, and her bond was set at $100,000.
www.wfla.com/news/polk-co...
She was charged with threats to conduct a mass shooting or an act of terrorism, and her bond was set at $100,000.
www.wfla.com/news/polk-co...
Lakeland woman threatens insurance company, says ‘Delay, Deny, Depose’: police
A Lakeland woman was charged Tuesday after police said she ended a call to an insurance company with the words, “Delay, Deny, Depose.”
www.wfla.com
December 12, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Glad to know that if someone uses those three specific words they should go to jail
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I made some cutting boards. They are available for purchase. Pretty neat, if you ask me.
occasionallyhandy.etsy.com
occasionallyhandy.etsy.com
December 10, 2024 at 11:45 PM
I made some cutting boards. They are available for purchase. Pretty neat, if you ask me.
occasionallyhandy.etsy.com
occasionallyhandy.etsy.com
Please tell me they are gonna put that Stockton kid thru the concussion protocol. There's no way he took that hit without getting his bell rung.
December 8, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Please tell me they are gonna put that Stockton kid thru the concussion protocol. There's no way he took that hit without getting his bell rung.
This seems important
The White House just held a press call to discuss the latest on China's "Salt Typhoon" hacking campaign against telecommunications companies.
New detail: "At least eight" U.S. telcos have been hacked, deputy national security adviser for cyber Anne Neuberger said.
New detail: "At least eight" U.S. telcos have been hacked, deputy national security adviser for cyber Anne Neuberger said.
December 4, 2024 at 8:36 PM
This seems important
I went to lunch with one of my teams, and came back 90 minutes later to 18 new emails. fml.
December 4, 2024 at 7:27 PM
I went to lunch with one of my teams, and came back 90 minutes later to 18 new emails. fml.
Wow. It smells like someone dropped a pint of nail polish on this plane.
December 2, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Wow. It smells like someone dropped a pint of nail polish on this plane.
Oh goody. It's 0117, and I'm not gonna get to sleep any time soon. Joy.
December 1, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Oh goody. It's 0117, and I'm not gonna get to sleep any time soon. Joy.