Tim
occasionallyhandy.bsky.social
Tim
@occasionallyhandy.bsky.social
*trying to navigate an awkward situation with my Hobbit friends*

We need to talk about the oliphaunt in the room.
October 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
New from my shop: a salt cellar. This is made from scrap wood (surprise) and I didn’t really have any real template in mind. I just made a hole and did some gluing and it kind of worked out.

I’ll make more for sale on my Etsy shop.

Keep it cool.
June 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I’ve got no idea what the Bluesky crowd wants, so I’ll keep posting stuff I make until morale improves.

Here’s some cutting boards made from scrap hardwood. Pretty slick.

These are available for purchase.
June 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
A cutting board isn’t complete until I hit it with the brand. The sizzle is so satisfying.
June 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I make these penguins out of scrap wood and the best part is dunking them in mineral oil. Splerk. #penguins #birds #woodworking
June 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I don’t post much here on the Sky but I made these penguins and would like if you all fawned over them.
April 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
FYI the goose that laid the golden eggs is just a regular goose now.
January 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I’m going to start an elder millennial speakeasy. It’ll have reruns of Friends on the televisions, the best late 90s music playing at a reasonable volume, and it closes at 8 PM.

The password is Geocities.
January 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I don’t have a lot of aspirations but it would be pretty rad to have a sandwich named after me.
January 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Pro-tip: If you’re a woodworker, wear gloves when making a lemon-based desssing to go with dinner. Thank me later.
January 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Accidentally typed “Ew Years Resolution” and to be honest that’s actually on brand for 2025
January 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Scratch and sniff stickers were a psyop. You’re telling me that you got this old piece of paper to smell like root beer? C’mon.
January 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Hey I’ve gotten some new followers on here, so shout out to youse for being along for this journey.

I’m still trying to figure out my Brand here on BlueSky so bear with me while I flood the zone with increasingly bad jokes about wood, like what do you call the sound a tree makes?

Bark.
January 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Wait wait wait you’re telling me the billionaire has been evil this whole time?
January 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Hi! I’m Tim.

I’m from PA and I make things out of wood. You can see some of them below. I’m okay at it. I’ve got an Etsy shop (link in bio) and I’ll be adding restocks soon.

Come say hi. It’ll be fun.
January 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Just applied chap stick on camera during a company call and man I did not think that decision through.
January 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Please, call me Rob. Robert Zombie is my father.
January 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
@vincemancini.bsky.social @mattlieb.bsky.social Screech was valedictorian you luddites

(Look I love the pod but I won’t stand for Samuel Powers erasure, lum lum lum)
December 31, 2024 at 11:10 PM
No one ever considers the feelings of the horse in the one horse town.
December 30, 2024 at 6:43 PM
If your favorite character in The Little Mermaid is the crab, that makes you a Sebastian Stan.
December 16, 2024 at 12:50 AM
I made some cutting boards. They are available for purchase. Pretty neat, if you ask me.

occasionallyhandy.etsy.com
December 10, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Winter Market, day two! Come see us (bring coffee)!
December 7, 2024 at 9:47 PM
I call these “Second Chance Birds.” They’re made from scrap wood or discards that can’t be used for anything else. They’re all my favorite.

#woodworking
December 6, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Going to start calling my shorts pants and my pants longs. Tired of the nominative privilege afforded to long pants.
December 5, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Trying to add followers who like woodworking, because as a 42-year-old white man, I’ve got nothing meaningful to say about literally anything else.

If you like wood (like this cute bird and cutting board), give a guy a follow. I also like the Phillies, and I’m sorry about that. #woodworker
December 3, 2024 at 7:59 PM