Ems
@gayroller.bsky.social
Engineer. Lesbian. Fiddler. Cuddler. Brave tomboy.
I need you to understand my order of events.
1. Read the screen grab
2. Get to the bit about an erection
3. Be really confused about this game of D&D
4. Read the screen grab again
5. Read the caption
6. Frown
7. Read everything
8 Read the comments
Arrive at what the fuck is wrong with Linehan.
1. Read the screen grab
2. Get to the bit about an erection
3. Be really confused about this game of D&D
4. Read the screen grab again
5. Read the caption
6. Frown
7. Read everything
8 Read the comments
Arrive at what the fuck is wrong with Linehan.
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I need you to understand my order of events.
1. Read the screen grab
2. Get to the bit about an erection
3. Be really confused about this game of D&D
4. Read the screen grab again
5. Read the caption
6. Frown
7. Read everything
8 Read the comments
Arrive at what the fuck is wrong with Linehan.
1. Read the screen grab
2. Get to the bit about an erection
3. Be really confused about this game of D&D
4. Read the screen grab again
5. Read the caption
6. Frown
7. Read everything
8 Read the comments
Arrive at what the fuck is wrong with Linehan.
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Let's try this again... Glad tidings we bring to you and your quim! We are fundraising this festive period. Earlier this year, the future looked bleak for the Vagina Museum. But we're still here, and there's many reasons for you to become a vital part of our future... www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Let's try this again... Glad tidings we bring to you and your quim! We are fundraising this festive period. Earlier this year, the future looked bleak for the Vagina Museum. But we're still here, and there's many reasons for you to become a vital part of our future... www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
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The resilience of trans people inspires us.
Women of all ages and backgrounds are standing up, some for the first time, to show trans people they are not alone. Some of us are parents, some lifelong feminists, some just beginning to speak up - but all of us are united.
#WhyWeSigned
Women of all ages and backgrounds are standing up, some for the first time, to show trans people they are not alone. Some of us are parents, some lifelong feminists, some just beginning to speak up - but all of us are united.
#WhyWeSigned
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 AM
The resilience of trans people inspires us.
Women of all ages and backgrounds are standing up, some for the first time, to show trans people they are not alone. Some of us are parents, some lifelong feminists, some just beginning to speak up - but all of us are united.
#WhyWeSigned
Women of all ages and backgrounds are standing up, some for the first time, to show trans people they are not alone. Some of us are parents, some lifelong feminists, some just beginning to speak up - but all of us are united.
#WhyWeSigned
In case anyone was unsure about my personal position on abortion. It should be available at any time, to anyone, for any reason, without restriction, or delay.
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
In case anyone was unsure about my personal position on abortion. It should be available at any time, to anyone, for any reason, without restriction, or delay.
On today's #TDOR, I would like to say that I will stand beside my trans siblings. I will walk with them, and I will shield them from harm wherever I can.
May their memories be a blessing.
May their memories be a blessing.
November 20, 2025 at 10:36 AM
On today's #TDOR, I would like to say that I will stand beside my trans siblings. I will walk with them, and I will shield them from harm wherever I can.
May their memories be a blessing.
May their memories be a blessing.
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"The richest man in the world built a robot to tell people he's cool" is the saddest, most bulliable fucking Twilight Zone thing in the world. You fucking LOSER. All that money and not a fucking _whiff_ of charisma. Start giving yourself a wedgie, you fucking dork, it'll take me time to get there.
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
"The richest man in the world built a robot to tell people he's cool" is the saddest, most bulliable fucking Twilight Zone thing in the world. You fucking LOSER. All that money and not a fucking _whiff_ of charisma. Start giving yourself a wedgie, you fucking dork, it'll take me time to get there.
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People still seem to be battling with understanding this in 21st century
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
People still seem to be battling with understanding this in 21st century
@jayhulmepoet.bsky.social Excuse me Poet Hulme, I have been invited to read at TDoR on thursday, I immediately thought that one of your poems might be appropriate, but have been struggling. Do you have any thoughts?
November 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
@jayhulmepoet.bsky.social Excuse me Poet Hulme, I have been invited to read at TDoR on thursday, I immediately thought that one of your poems might be appropriate, but have been struggling. Do you have any thoughts?
I shouldn't, but I do find it deeply amusing when someone gets so thoroughly destroyed they delete their post.
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I shouldn't, but I do find it deeply amusing when someone gets so thoroughly destroyed they delete their post.
Dunno, maybe if they don't want to be called racist and fascist they should stop doing fascist and racist shit.
Just a thought.
Stealing from refugees, withdrawing healthcare from trans people, endorsing flag shaggers. All sounds racist and fascist to me.
I'm probably a bot or a paid actor though
Just a thought.
Stealing from refugees, withdrawing healthcare from trans people, endorsing flag shaggers. All sounds racist and fascist to me.
I'm probably a bot or a paid actor though
November 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Dunno, maybe if they don't want to be called racist and fascist they should stop doing fascist and racist shit.
Just a thought.
Stealing from refugees, withdrawing healthcare from trans people, endorsing flag shaggers. All sounds racist and fascist to me.
I'm probably a bot or a paid actor though
Just a thought.
Stealing from refugees, withdrawing healthcare from trans people, endorsing flag shaggers. All sounds racist and fascist to me.
I'm probably a bot or a paid actor though
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 AM
omg #hiddenbooksgame is like this every year, I do fuck all but read lists and google weird terms and get nothing done and still need hints, and I'VE ONLY GOT 10 SO FAR.
Not that I've ever won the vouchers... harrumph.
Not that I've ever won the vouchers... harrumph.
It is on! The time of year where I do normal things like "slanty vegetables" is totally a book.
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
omg #hiddenbooksgame is like this every year, I do fuck all but read lists and google weird terms and get nothing done and still need hints, and I'VE ONLY GOT 10 SO FAR.
Not that I've ever won the vouchers... harrumph.
Not that I've ever won the vouchers... harrumph.
It is on! The time of year where I do normal things like "slanty vegetables" is totally a book.
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It is on! The time of year where I do normal things like "slanty vegetables" is totally a book.
Wes Streeting is a fucking quisling and I will never ever forget that.
The fact that this person remains Health Secretary is objectively one of the most significant British political scandals of the post-Covid era. But because he's doing something the media barons like, everyone has decided it's fine.
Health Secretary Wes Streeting says that the British Medical Association, which represents Britain's doctors, is a threat to the NHS. Streeting took a record £225k from private healthcare-related donors in just two years.
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Wes Streeting is a fucking quisling and I will never ever forget that.
Hello. Refugees at home is a charity that finds asylum seekers in the UK housing placements with people who have spare rooms. Spouse and I have been hosts, and support the charity. They launched their winter fundraiser yesterday.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/winter-app...
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/winter-app...
Refugees at Home Winter Appeal 2025
As winter sets in, many who fled war, violence & discrimination seeking safety now face freezing nights on UK streets. Help keep them safe.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Hello. Refugees at home is a charity that finds asylum seekers in the UK housing placements with people who have spare rooms. Spouse and I have been hosts, and support the charity. They launched their winter fundraiser yesterday.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/winter-app...
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/winter-app...
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![Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:
[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]
1
CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us.
2
CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.
3
CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-
BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister
4
BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?
5
HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill
6
HITLER:
What we are proposing -
CHURCHILL:
Hang on
7
HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -
8
CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here
BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate
9
CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate
You don't debate fascists
10
HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!
11
HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...
CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-
12
HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!
BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreibw4ldc3fhslbvxgy2oqrof2oys5kpgh7zu6a5f3usmx3lf4547qm@jpeg)
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
I have a gentle hatred for the term "bi-weekly", is it fortnightly, or is it twice a week, no-one knows.
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I have a gentle hatred for the term "bi-weekly", is it fortnightly, or is it twice a week, no-one knows.
If you haven't listened to The Log Books, I am giving it a full endorse
#TodayInQueerHistory
November 4 (2019)
Listen up! 🎙️🎧
The first episode of the Log Books aired today. The award winning podcast explored the log books from switchboard, the LGBTQIA+ helpline.
Grab a cuppa and give it a listen!
November 4 (2019)
Listen up! 🎙️🎧
The first episode of the Log Books aired today. The award winning podcast explored the log books from switchboard, the LGBTQIA+ helpline.
Grab a cuppa and give it a listen!
November 6, 2025 at 8:31 AM
If you haven't listened to The Log Books, I am giving it a full endorse
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Pet Classics is back for the 2025 fireworks season! 🐾
Dan Walker and Charlotte Hawkins will keep the nation’s pets calm through the whizzes and bangs of Bonfire Night, with two shows of relaxing music.
📻 Pet Classics | 5pm–9pm on Wednesday 5 and Saturday 8 November. clssicfm.co/4753wRi
Dan Walker and Charlotte Hawkins will keep the nation’s pets calm through the whizzes and bangs of Bonfire Night, with two shows of relaxing music.
📻 Pet Classics | 5pm–9pm on Wednesday 5 and Saturday 8 November. clssicfm.co/4753wRi
October 16, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Pet Classics is back for the 2025 fireworks season! 🐾
Dan Walker and Charlotte Hawkins will keep the nation’s pets calm through the whizzes and bangs of Bonfire Night, with two shows of relaxing music.
📻 Pet Classics | 5pm–9pm on Wednesday 5 and Saturday 8 November. clssicfm.co/4753wRi
Dan Walker and Charlotte Hawkins will keep the nation’s pets calm through the whizzes and bangs of Bonfire Night, with two shows of relaxing music.
📻 Pet Classics | 5pm–9pm on Wednesday 5 and Saturday 8 November. clssicfm.co/4753wRi
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Hey Autistics– what’s a random sensitivity you have that others don’t seem to have?
My ex couldn’t stand the sound of styrofoam. Like, if you bought a new coffeemaker and it came in styrofoam packaging he would have to leave the room.
I don’t like loud bass in music. It rattles me, in a bad way.
My ex couldn’t stand the sound of styrofoam. Like, if you bought a new coffeemaker and it came in styrofoam packaging he would have to leave the room.
I don’t like loud bass in music. It rattles me, in a bad way.
November 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Hey Autistics– what’s a random sensitivity you have that others don’t seem to have?
My ex couldn’t stand the sound of styrofoam. Like, if you bought a new coffeemaker and it came in styrofoam packaging he would have to leave the room.
I don’t like loud bass in music. It rattles me, in a bad way.
My ex couldn’t stand the sound of styrofoam. Like, if you bought a new coffeemaker and it came in styrofoam packaging he would have to leave the room.
I don’t like loud bass in music. It rattles me, in a bad way.
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Wow - those are quite phenomenal headlines given the details of the story.
Ahh look, he’s just a ‘nerdy’ guy. No harm done.
You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story!
🧵
1/9
Ahh look, he’s just a ‘nerdy’ guy. No harm done.
You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story!
🧵
1/9
October 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Wow - those are quite phenomenal headlines given the details of the story.
Ahh look, he’s just a ‘nerdy’ guy. No harm done.
You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story!
🧵
1/9
Ahh look, he’s just a ‘nerdy’ guy. No harm done.
You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story!
🧵
1/9