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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 3h

This isn’t the main point here but my wife and I have repeatedly discussed how demeaning the process of trying to prove your case in a court of law can be because to prove harm you often sound like you’re going overboard on how much of a pussy you are

Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 5h

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

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Ivan the K ™☑️ @ivanthek.bsky.social · 3h

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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 3h

Ok, so it's a screenshot from the Original Series and uffta. The setting is outside, and there's an old broken down block wall across part of the back that gives way to some dead trees and background flotsam. Also some large stone blocks and regular rocks just sittin' around. It's all overgrown with roots and nature. Standing up close is a woman, hands on hips all official like. She's got big green hair and a shiney silver future space bikini. You know it's a space bikini because it's just slightly different than a normal bikini. Next to her is Kirk, in black pants and no shirt. It looks like he has backpack on too, and across his chestal region are cut wounds that slash across and another that slashes downward at an angle. Both Kirk and the Lady Gaga green hair space bikini gal are wearing a weird collar. Closed caption reads, "Oh."

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Pair o' Jacks @gayknaves.bsky.social · 16h

Excuse me, you wouldn't happen to- nevermind. No it's just that, my son, he is having a hard time. He is such a bright young man but he thinks he can only love in one way, and I don't understand, I am doing anything I can to help him. Are you possibly a hot, recently divorced or widowed, uh, milf?

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Kolina Koltai @koltai.bsky.social · 1d

This is one of the many incidents we cover in our latest investigation into potential breach of the TRO in place in Illinois.

The footage speaks for itself.

Armed federal agents pull Figueroa out of her vehicle by her legs. She is being pulled onto the ground. Her shoes off her feet.

Armed federal agents pinning Figueroa down on the ground. One armed agents stand by

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d

a picture of a minion with the words " i smile and act like nothing 's wrong "

ALT: a picture of a minion with the words " i smile and act like nothing 's wrong "

media.tenor.com

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Ken Vogel @kenvogel.bsky.social · 1d

Here's Trump arriving at the Great Gatsby-themed party at Mar-a-Lago on Friday night, hours before a lapse in the nation’s largest program to feed the poor.

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Pair o' Jacks @gayknaves.bsky.social · 1d

Gen 1 ⊂ Gen 2

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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.bsky.social · 1d

Perfect question. I will give $500 to anyone that asks about tariffs on Wakanda.

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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 1d

looking forward to 6,000 reporters asking trump "what do you think about mamdani"

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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 1d

I will venmo any reporter $400 to ask trump "what does SNAP stand for"

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Studios Enter Bidding War Over Napkin Stephen King Wrote ‘Ghoul’ On

LOS ANGELES—Anticipating the project could be the biggest horror hit of the decade, film studios were reportedly locked in a bidding war Friday over a napkin Stephen King had written the word “Ghoul” ...

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 1d

Underscoring the serious nature of the charged crime, the judge orders no food or drink be brought into the courtroom.

Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray” @ryanjreilly.com · 1d

Jury selection is underway in the trial of the DC “sandwich guy,” but Judge Nichols is doing the whole thing with hushers. Closing voir dire has previously been a violation of 6th Amendment. @nbcnews.com and other outlets have raised objections. www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

Jury selection begins in the trial of D.C.'s 'sandwich guy'

Sean Dunn went viral this summer for throwing a salami sub at a Customs and Border Protection agent.

www.nbcnews.com

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Dan Pearce @gamedesigndan.bsky.social · 1d

bro is just ore farming at this point 😂

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 2d

The difference is between most skeletons my age and a quest 64 skeleton (me)

Including me being rich in calcium and most skeletons being calcium deficient

Also I am doot doot, most skeletons are just doot

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Pair o' Jacks @gayknaves.bsky.social · 1d

Kingdra

Naomi! @naominori.bsky.social · 1d

your favorite gen 2 dragon type is kingdra. what's yours?

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d

One day, without realizing it, you'll put away your swimsuit for the last time

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 1d

CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.