Gabe Lerman ・ラーマン ゲイブ
@gabelerman.bsky.social
NPB evangelist (wrote a travel guide!) and occasional voiceover guy, Mario fancomic writer, implementation consultant at Clariti. He/him.
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The World Baseball Classic roster reveal is tonight. Here's everything you need to know about this year's tournament, including rules around pitch counts, pitch timer, and relegation: www.mlb.com/world-baseba...
All you need to know about World Baseball Classic 2026
The biggest event in global baseball is fast approaching. And with the tournament just one month away, the rosters for the 20 teams competing for the title of the world's greatest are set to be announ...
www.mlb.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:47 PM
The World Baseball Classic roster reveal is tonight. Here's everything you need to know about this year's tournament, including rules around pitch counts, pitch timer, and relegation: www.mlb.com/world-baseba...
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i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org
xikipedia.org
February 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org
xikipedia.org
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Because climate change doesn't act fast enough to destroy Earth's habitability…
Nuclear Arms Control Era Comes to End Amid Global Rush for New Weapons
www.nytimes.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Because climate change doesn't act fast enough to destroy Earth's habitability…
Kemical is BACK for the next four months or so! And E. Gadd makes his SMAC debut a few pages in. Let's goooooo.
Hey, Paisanos!
Brand New SMACventure starting today, starring Kemical the Scientist Lakitu (And Betsy!)
Updates Thursdays!
https://globalcomix.com/read/de868bad-95d2-4af1-9086-062ae8b19694/1
#smac #Supermarioadventurescontinued #comic #webcomic #kemicalreaction
Brand New SMACventure starting today, starring Kemical the Scientist Lakitu (And Betsy!)
Updates Thursdays!
https://globalcomix.com/read/de868bad-95d2-4af1-9086-062ae8b19694/1
#smac #Supermarioadventurescontinued #comic #webcomic #kemicalreaction
February 5, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Kemical is BACK for the next four months or so! And E. Gadd makes his SMAC debut a few pages in. Let's goooooo.
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Perfect analogy
I just realized that the Blue Jays vs. Dodgers World Series is exactly like Game of Thrones for me in that parts 6 and 7 don't exist and never have
February 5, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Perfect analogy
#TheMuppetShow capsule review: love it, hit the right notes, fits perfectly in with the rest of the show canon. Call it season 6 episode 1 and order another 23 episodes, I'm in all the way.
February 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
#TheMuppetShow capsule review: love it, hit the right notes, fits perfectly in with the rest of the show canon. Call it season 6 episode 1 and order another 23 episodes, I'm in all the way.
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This should be standard for every transit system.
And they should have to do it twice a year, in July & January because the January trip will show the flaws in stark detail.
And they should have to do it twice a year, in July & January because the January trip will show the flaws in stark detail.
If I were Mayor of Ottawa, I would drive the @octranspo.com management team to Westboro, dump them on a random side street and give them 1 hour to get back to City Hall using only a Presto card
Whoever makes it back in time gets to keep their job
Whoever makes it back in time gets to keep their job
February 4, 2026 at 3:25 PM
This should be standard for every transit system.
And they should have to do it twice a year, in July & January because the January trip will show the flaws in stark detail.
And they should have to do it twice a year, in July & January because the January trip will show the flaws in stark detail.
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line 5 just confirmed to open this sunday, february 8!
with only 5 days notice, this got to be a record from the TTC on shortest notice *ever* for a new transit line opening. we've only waited 15 years :)
with only 5 days notice, this got to be a record from the TTC on shortest notice *ever* for a new transit line opening. we've only waited 15 years :)
February 3, 2026 at 5:10 PM
line 5 just confirmed to open this sunday, february 8!
with only 5 days notice, this got to be a record from the TTC on shortest notice *ever* for a new transit line opening. we've only waited 15 years :)
with only 5 days notice, this got to be a record from the TTC on shortest notice *ever* for a new transit line opening. we've only waited 15 years :)
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This is very, very good.
Here's how Epstein broke the internet
His meeting with the founder of 4chan and his quest to profit off the end of democracy
www.garbageday.email
February 3, 2026 at 12:54 AM
This is very, very good.
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As it turns out, #Bluejays Joe Carter statue will stand alone between Gates 5 and 6.
I'm told that the Ted Rogers statue is being moved to Rogers corporate offices, which is the right thing to do. It never should have been at the ballpark.
I'm told that the Ted Rogers statue is being moved to Rogers corporate offices, which is the right thing to do. It never should have been at the ballpark.
February 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
As it turns out, #Bluejays Joe Carter statue will stand alone between Gates 5 and 6.
I'm told that the Ted Rogers statue is being moved to Rogers corporate offices, which is the right thing to do. It never should have been at the ballpark.
I'm told that the Ted Rogers statue is being moved to Rogers corporate offices, which is the right thing to do. It never should have been at the ballpark.
Fantastic news - next up, add Bautista at Gates 9 and 10.
#Bluejays announce that they’re putting up a statue celebrating their back-to-back World Series titles this summer.
It will celebrate Joe Carter’s walk-off homer in 1993 and will be unveiled in a ceremony on July 18.
The statue will be between Gates 5 and 6, which is where Ted Rogers’ statue is.
It will celebrate Joe Carter’s walk-off homer in 1993 and will be unveiled in a ceremony on July 18.
The statue will be between Gates 5 and 6, which is where Ted Rogers’ statue is.
February 2, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Fantastic news - next up, add Bautista at Gates 9 and 10.
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February 2, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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By the way: anyone hear about the AMD deal or Broadcom deal? Or the SK Hynix and Samsung deals? No? Nobody changed guidance at all? Almost like nothing ever actually occurred?
www.wheresyoured.at/the-enshitti....
www.wheresyoured.at/the-enshitti....
February 1, 2026 at 10:55 PM
By the way: anyone hear about the AMD deal or Broadcom deal? Or the SK Hynix and Samsung deals? No? Nobody changed guidance at all? Almost like nothing ever actually occurred?
www.wheresyoured.at/the-enshitti....
www.wheresyoured.at/the-enshitti....
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Here it is: the inside story of how the Eglinton Crosstown LRT went off the rails.
This was the result of months of work, research and sourcing.
www.thestar.com/news/gta/off...
This was the result of months of work, research and sourcing.
www.thestar.com/news/gta/off...
Off the rails: The inside story of how the Eglinton Crosstown LRT went from transit dream to cautionary tale
Over the past decade and a half, the Crosstown has cast a shadow on a swath of Toronto and becoming, to many, a symbol of the city’s inability to fulfil its potential.
www.thestar.com
January 31, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Here it is: the inside story of how the Eglinton Crosstown LRT went off the rails.
This was the result of months of work, research and sourcing.
www.thestar.com/news/gta/off...
This was the result of months of work, research and sourcing.
www.thestar.com/news/gta/off...
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It’s pretty fucking wild that the DOJ is releasing files that include accusations that the President of the United States raped underage girls, to distract from the fact that the DOJ is covering up murders of US citizens by their own government.
January 30, 2026 at 8:00 PM
It’s pretty fucking wild that the DOJ is releasing files that include accusations that the President of the United States raped underage girls, to distract from the fact that the DOJ is covering up murders of US citizens by their own government.
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great blog maxread.substack.com/p/suicide-ri...
'Suicide rightism' and the penguin
Is it based or soy to kill yourself?
maxread.substack.com
January 31, 2026 at 12:01 AM
great blog maxread.substack.com/p/suicide-ri...
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Let’s goooooo 🎉
You can check these every day on Baseball Savant 🙌
You can check these every day on Baseball Savant 🙌
January 31, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Let’s goooooo 🎉
You can check these every day on Baseball Savant 🙌
You can check these every day on Baseball Savant 🙌
To paraphrase the Bardfather's "Troopers Lament:"
So I joined with ICE, for to join the fight
And across the States to roam
For the Donald's dole, I sold my soul
And I'm never going home
No, don't think I'm going home
So I joined with ICE, for to join the fight
And across the States to roam
For the Donald's dole, I sold my soul
And I'm never going home
No, don't think I'm going home
What's morale like at CBP & ICE right now? New survey data are damning.
*21% of CBP respondents (9% of ICE respondents) believe their agencies' political leaders maintain high standards of integrity.
*Only 23% at CBP (18% at ICE) feel confident they could report illegal acts without retribution
*21% of CBP respondents (9% of ICE respondents) believe their agencies' political leaders maintain high standards of integrity.
*Only 23% at CBP (18% at ICE) feel confident they could report illegal acts without retribution
January 30, 2026 at 3:55 PM
To paraphrase the Bardfather's "Troopers Lament:"
So I joined with ICE, for to join the fight
And across the States to roam
For the Donald's dole, I sold my soul
And I'm never going home
No, don't think I'm going home
So I joined with ICE, for to join the fight
And across the States to roam
For the Donald's dole, I sold my soul
And I'm never going home
No, don't think I'm going home
@lostsubways.com got time for a question about the Montreal 1944 subway plan? The maps I've seen (incl yours) have one of the lines under St Laurent and Craig/St Antoine, but the texts (incl yours) say it goes under St Denis and Notre-Dame. Which is right?
January 30, 2026 at 3:01 PM
@lostsubways.com got time for a question about the Montreal 1944 subway plan? The maps I've seen (incl yours) have one of the lines under St Laurent and Craig/St Antoine, but the texts (incl yours) say it goes under St Denis and Notre-Dame. Which is right?
Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with the word "sausage"
DUDE WHERE'S MY SAUSAGE?
DUDE WHERE'S MY SAUSAGE?
Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with the word "sausage"
STAR TREK: THE SAUSAGE HOME
STAR TREK: THE SAUSAGE HOME
Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with "Sausage"
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK SAUSAGE
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK SAUSAGE
January 30, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with the word "sausage"
DUDE WHERE'S MY SAUSAGE?
DUDE WHERE'S MY SAUSAGE?
Old Friend Alert for Buffaloes and Blue Jays fans!
January 29, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Old Friend Alert for Buffaloes and Blue Jays fans!
Canada is relegation-bound for sure.
January 29, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Canada is relegation-bound for sure.
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Dan McQuade, 1983–2026: defector.com/dan-mcquade-...
Dan McQuade, 1983–2026 | Defector
Dan McQuade, our friend and colleague, died this week at the age of 43. He is survived by his wife and young son. At the end of 2024, Dan was diagnosed with neuroendocrine cancer. The news of his…
defector.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Dan McQuade, 1983–2026: defector.com/dan-mcquade-...
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🌟"PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO BE A MAGICAL GIRL" EPISODE 2 🌟
"I Want to be a Normal Girl"
SATURDAY, JANUARY 31ST @ 11AM PST!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I Want to be a Normal Girl"
SATURDAY, JANUARY 31ST @ 11AM PST!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 28, 2026 at 8:30 AM
🌟"PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO BE A MAGICAL GIRL" EPISODE 2 🌟
"I Want to be a Normal Girl"
SATURDAY, JANUARY 31ST @ 11AM PST!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I Want to be a Normal Girl"
SATURDAY, JANUARY 31ST @ 11AM PST!!!!!!!!!!!!