@foolishsamwise.bsky.social
Despite everything, I’m still me. And there ain’t no me but me. For better and worse.
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Oh hey. Hi. How’s it going? I’m Sam. I don’t really know how other people think of me.
Jewish. Vegetarian. Genius. Dumabass. Austinite. Analyst. Critic. Coach. Fan of sports, comics, movies, Lego, and games.
My philosophy is that the entire point of society is to help others. That’s the ballgame.
Jewish. Vegetarian. Genius. Dumabass. Austinite. Analyst. Critic. Coach. Fan of sports, comics, movies, Lego, and games.
My philosophy is that the entire point of society is to help others. That’s the ballgame.
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60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
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So uhhh
Is it a good sign when none of your top 4 scorers from the previous season *nor* your new attacking DP have played a second in the preseason?
I mean yes it’s cause of 2 injuries and a departure but still. BV, Owen, Uzuni, and Buka accounted for 30 of our 46 goals.
Is it a good sign when none of your top 4 scorers from the previous season *nor* your new attacking DP have played a second in the preseason?
I mean yes it’s cause of 2 injuries and a departure but still. BV, Owen, Uzuni, and Buka accounted for 30 of our 46 goals.
February 7, 2026 at 9:13 PM
So uhhh
Is it a good sign when none of your top 4 scorers from the previous season *nor* your new attacking DP have played a second in the preseason?
I mean yes it’s cause of 2 injuries and a departure but still. BV, Owen, Uzuni, and Buka accounted for 30 of our 46 goals.
Is it a good sign when none of your top 4 scorers from the previous season *nor* your new attacking DP have played a second in the preseason?
I mean yes it’s cause of 2 injuries and a departure but still. BV, Owen, Uzuni, and Buka accounted for 30 of our 46 goals.
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i think it’s a price worth paying but if our politicians keep cussing like this it’s not going to be cool anymore. we can largely offset the impact of this by green-lighting and fast-tracking development of new cuss words
February 7, 2026 at 7:13 PM
i think it’s a price worth paying but if our politicians keep cussing like this it’s not going to be cool anymore. we can largely offset the impact of this by green-lighting and fast-tracking development of new cuss words
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Giannis and Wemby should be on the Muppet Show just in the title sequence as two of the monsters on the bottom row and once the sequence ends no one should mention it or talk about it.
February 7, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Giannis and Wemby should be on the Muppet Show just in the title sequence as two of the monsters on the bottom row and once the sequence ends no one should mention it or talk about it.
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mamdani is literally the guy from the simpsons treehouse of horror episode who fixes the evil krusty doll
February 3, 2026 at 11:57 AM
mamdani is literally the guy from the simpsons treehouse of horror episode who fixes the evil krusty doll
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
February 7, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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February 6, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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Happy birthday to the Pokémon Mewtwo
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Happy birthday to the Pokémon Mewtwo
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If *Paper Planes* by M.I.A. is on and you don’t make finger guns for the chorus, I don’t trust you
February 6, 2026 at 7:44 PM
If *Paper Planes* by M.I.A. is on and you don’t make finger guns for the chorus, I don’t trust you
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Ok now I want them to work dunks into the skating programs
February 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Ok now I want them to work dunks into the skating programs
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February 6, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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How it started. How it's going.
February 5, 2026 at 4:59 PM
How it started. How it's going.
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Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
February 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
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The kids are all right.
@cpsc.gov found this pic of a drawing my kid made & thought you might approve 😁
![child’s drawing in green crayon of a plug in CO2 detector with the words in crayon “I love you carbon monoxide detecter [sic]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ghlle3x6seowtu735gqmhvm3/bafkreihat2isircjhaxhtbw3wrgryiiqvi77q33vnhxz2ivp5kypj36mz4@jpeg)
February 4, 2026 at 7:20 PM
The kids are all right.
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Is it bad if your stock is down almost 40% over a year despite quadrupling down on AI during a stock market bubble?
February 4, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Is it bad if your stock is down almost 40% over a year despite quadrupling down on AI during a stock market bubble?
uhh…. it might be Real Yearning Hours, yall. Just maybe. Kinda wish it wasn’t. But I’m not that lucky
February 4, 2026 at 7:59 AM
uhh…. it might be Real Yearning Hours, yall. Just maybe. Kinda wish it wasn’t. But I’m not that lucky
I want nothing more in life than to play jeskai control mirror matches in standard for all eternity. This format rules. Winning control mirrors rules. I can only assume this is what drugs feel like. #mtg
February 4, 2026 at 5:59 AM
I want nothing more in life than to play jeskai control mirror matches in standard for all eternity. This format rules. Winning control mirrors rules. I can only assume this is what drugs feel like. #mtg