Florens_ex_Machina 🏳️⚧️
@flomachina.bsky.social
Late 30s Autistic Jewish Trans Dykefag Philadelphian - MINORS DNI 🔞
I think I'm gonna take bsky off my phone a couple days. Peace out 🙏💛
December 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I think I'm gonna take bsky off my phone a couple days. Peace out 🙏💛
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calling ourselves transsexual won't make them not hate us? wow it's almost like it's not *for* them
December 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
calling ourselves transsexual won't make them not hate us? wow it's almost like it's not *for* them
The actual reason I need a domme is so there's someone around who will slap the phone out of my fuckin hands until I get brekkies and coffee in me
Still going through it but I have a fuckin Grip now
Still going through it but I have a fuckin Grip now
December 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The actual reason I need a domme is so there's someone around who will slap the phone out of my fuckin hands until I get brekkies and coffee in me
Still going through it but I have a fuckin Grip now
Still going through it but I have a fuckin Grip now
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I am begging you to please not play this game
Genuinely, please, this is important to me.
Look I love Fortnite, I used to play it a bunch. I know it has had problems before, and I know it continues to, but please.
If I see you playing it, it's gonna break my heart.
Genuinely, please, this is important to me.
Look I love Fortnite, I used to play it a bunch. I know it has had problems before, and I know it continues to, but please.
If I see you playing it, it's gonna break my heart.
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December 16, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I am begging you to please not play this game
Genuinely, please, this is important to me.
Look I love Fortnite, I used to play it a bunch. I know it has had problems before, and I know it continues to, but please.
If I see you playing it, it's gonna break my heart.
Genuinely, please, this is important to me.
Look I love Fortnite, I used to play it a bunch. I know it has had problems before, and I know it continues to, but please.
If I see you playing it, it's gonna break my heart.
I guess sometimes you don't understand how bad you had it and how fucked up your parents screwed the pooch on raising you until you're the same age as them and faced with similar circumstances.
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I guess sometimes you don't understand how bad you had it and how fucked up your parents screwed the pooch on raising you until you're the same age as them and faced with similar circumstances.
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Everyone knows about Ahmed al-Ahmad, the Syrian Muslim migrant who took down one gunman. Another man, a Middle Eastern refugee, ran into a firefight and kicked the gun away from the other gunman. Police shot him, and bystanders kicked him in the head while he was down, thinking he was the terrorist.
December 18, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Everyone knows about Ahmed al-Ahmad, the Syrian Muslim migrant who took down one gunman. Another man, a Middle Eastern refugee, ran into a firefight and kicked the gun away from the other gunman. Police shot him, and bystanders kicked him in the head while he was down, thinking he was the terrorist.
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“Kristallnacht hasn’t happened yet, but they keep trying to make it happen. Also you have to go to work and pay bills.”
I wish it were easier for cis people to understand what it’s like being trans in the US right now
December 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
“Kristallnacht hasn’t happened yet, but they keep trying to make it happen. Also you have to go to work and pay bills.”
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I wanna be *now with alt text*
September 21, 2024 at 3:09 AM
I wanna be *now with alt text*
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puppy bathroom lovers
December 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
puppy bathroom lovers
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Also, this prepared post from the Equality Caucus not having a single word for the people in their own party who ensured this bill would pass is making me see through time with rage. Just abject cowards with Adobe Photoshop where their spines should be.
House Republicans just voted to CRIMINALIZE providing medically-necessary healthcare for young trans people—threatening parents & doctors with a DECADE in prison.
We urge our colleagues in the Senate to block this dangerously harmful bill!
We urge our colleagues in the Senate to block this dangerously harmful bill!
December 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Also, this prepared post from the Equality Caucus not having a single word for the people in their own party who ensured this bill would pass is making me see through time with rage. Just abject cowards with Adobe Photoshop where their spines should be.
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The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
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The Art of Seduction
December 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The Art of Seduction
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My sense is that the “male loneliness crisis” is not really about addressing men’s emotional needs but rather the relatively newfound absence of having someone to perform domestic labor for you quietly in the background now that there is a longer gap between your mother and your wife doing it
December 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My sense is that the “male loneliness crisis” is not really about addressing men’s emotional needs but rather the relatively newfound absence of having someone to perform domestic labor for you quietly in the background now that there is a longer gap between your mother and your wife doing it
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you are not owed the affection of your children, but they are owed yours. if this seems unfair to you you are not fit to have kids. they don't get the choice that you do
December 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
you are not owed the affection of your children, but they are owed yours. if this seems unfair to you you are not fit to have kids. they don't get the choice that you do
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most of my opinions are from wise experts who would have to suck dick for money if youtube pulled all the licensing on Clair de Lune
December 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
most of my opinions are from wise experts who would have to suck dick for money if youtube pulled all the licensing on Clair de Lune
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I bet it feels so good to get pounded in the butt if youre a stupid faggot
December 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I bet it feels so good to get pounded in the butt if youre a stupid faggot
FAT
GIRL
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December 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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GIRL
TITT
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GIRL
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Rocked up to my friend's bar where apparently they were hosting an OG Splatoon tournament and like. You know how people will say they're a New York 10 or California 8. I found out I'm a Wii U Owner 11. The entire size chart of triforce hoodies was lined up to give me their friend codes.
December 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Rocked up to my friend's bar where apparently they were hosting an OG Splatoon tournament and like. You know how people will say they're a New York 10 or California 8. I found out I'm a Wii U Owner 11. The entire size chart of triforce hoodies was lined up to give me their friend codes.
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Of course they left this detail out.
December 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Of course they left this detail out.
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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I know many things are awful but here is one genuinely useful and helpful thing you can do. No matter their party, your representative needs to hear that trans people and our families are not alone and this bill is an unjustifiable and extreme threat to criminalize the health care we need to live.
Tomorrow, the House of Representatives will vote on a bill that bans gender-affirming medical care for any transgender person under 18, and threatens any medical professional providing this care to youth with 10 years in prison.
Tell Congress to protect trans youth and vote NO.
Tell Congress to protect trans youth and vote NO.
Protect Trans Care Now
As wave after wave of extreme measures to criminalize and strip trans people of rights and safety continue, tell Congress to act.
action.aclu.org
December 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I know many things are awful but here is one genuinely useful and helpful thing you can do. No matter their party, your representative needs to hear that trans people and our families are not alone and this bill is an unjustifiable and extreme threat to criminalize the health care we need to live.
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I fucking hate to do this again, but I can't get any of my back SSI/SSDI funds anytime soon while looking for a new social worker and will be absolutely broke during the holidays. I also need $80 for my share of the utilities, which is more important. Please help if you can.
Venmo: @susantkeiser
Venmo: @susantkeiser
December 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I fucking hate to do this again, but I can't get any of my back SSI/SSDI funds anytime soon while looking for a new social worker and will be absolutely broke during the holidays. I also need $80 for my share of the utilities, which is more important. Please help if you can.
Venmo: @susantkeiser
Venmo: @susantkeiser
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: the core motivation of the modern reactionary right is "my children are my property and should be legally obligated to obey me until I die"
December 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: the core motivation of the modern reactionary right is "my children are my property and should be legally obligated to obey me until I die"
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If you aren’t willing to go ass to mouth, do you actually love her?
December 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If you aren’t willing to go ass to mouth, do you actually love her?