Hobbes
@flawedfacade.blacksky.app
nap champion. playstation connoisseur. secret fine. my alter ego was here.
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you have a trial of the century in your courtroom. everyone is watching. that judge is absolutely going to cave.
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
you have a trial of the century in your courtroom. everyone is watching. that judge is absolutely going to cave.
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so the search of luigi's bag was unlawful. if there is no bag, the gun and notebook don't come into evidence. somebody's law clerk is losing sleep trying to find case law to justify admitting illegal evidence for a trial of this magnitude. fascinating times.
December 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
so the search of luigi's bag was unlawful. if there is no bag, the gun and notebook don't come into evidence. somebody's law clerk is losing sleep trying to find case law to justify admitting illegal evidence for a trial of this magnitude. fascinating times.
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Emil Bove (Trump lawyer who he just promoted )
LED THE PROSECUTION OF HONDURAS PRESIDENT ‼️
LED THE PROSECUTION OF HONDURAS PRESIDENT ‼️
Trump on pardoning the former president of Honduras: "That was a Biden horrible witch hunt. A lot of people in Honduras asked me to do that & I did it. I feel very good about it. If you have some drug dealers in your country and you're the president, you don't necessarily put the president in jail"
December 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Emil Bove (Trump lawyer who he just promoted )
LED THE PROSECUTION OF HONDURAS PRESIDENT ‼️
LED THE PROSECUTION OF HONDURAS PRESIDENT ‼️
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The administration of U.S. President Donald Trump will halt federal payments that help administer the food stamp program to Democratic-led states next week if they do not turn over aid recipient data, according to Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins.
Trump to halt some food aid support for Democratic-led states over data fight
The administration of U.S. President Donald Trump will halt federal payments that help administer the food stamp program to Democratic-led states next week if they do not turn over aid recipient data, according to Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins.
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December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The administration of U.S. President Donald Trump will halt federal payments that help administer the food stamp program to Democratic-led states next week if they do not turn over aid recipient data, according to Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins.
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Oura
Saks
Global Entry
The Fine Hotel credit
Workout clothes
I'm snatching all them credits before Dec 31.
Saks
Global Entry
The Fine Hotel credit
Workout clothes
I'm snatching all them credits before Dec 31.
Update on Amex perks. On baby I am working them over I know they like did this lady just wake up YES I DID YALL ROBBING ME
December 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Oura
Saks
Global Entry
The Fine Hotel credit
Workout clothes
I'm snatching all them credits before Dec 31.
Saks
Global Entry
The Fine Hotel credit
Workout clothes
I'm snatching all them credits before Dec 31.
I’m doing the MOST with these people perks lmao. Going to Tatiana using global dining access TUHNIGHT! Run me my change!!
Update on Amex perks. On baby I am working them over I know they like did this lady just wake up YES I DID YALL ROBBING ME
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I’m doing the MOST with these people perks lmao. Going to Tatiana using global dining access TUHNIGHT! Run me my change!!
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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You know how you can tell when ppl are not on board with illegal war crimes, they resign from their post like Admiral Alvin Holsey did
I get that it's hard to accept that a decorated Admiral could be fully on board with the Trump/Hegseth "murder a bunch of guys on fishing boats" plan but it's incredibly, painfully, completely possible and probably what happened.
December 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
You know how you can tell when ppl are not on board with illegal war crimes, they resign from their post like Admiral Alvin Holsey did
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These are sick people
Rollins: Joe Biden increased food stamp program funding by 40%. Now… we continue to roll that back… Just gratitude and joy for this work. So, so grateful to you.
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
These are sick people
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I KNEW one of the girls was gone pull receipts!!!!! Kandi, ya lawyers are goodt!!!
December 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I KNEW one of the girls was gone pull receipts!!!!! Kandi, ya lawyers are goodt!!!
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“Tongue baths” is putting it mildly. You shouldn’t be able to see how them people carry on over that man without a Brazzers log in.
I can't watch the tongue baths the Cabinet gives Trump
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
“Tongue baths” is putting it mildly. You shouldn’t be able to see how them people carry on over that man without a Brazzers log in.
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Alicia Graf Mack says her new role as artistic director of Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater is like coming full circle after a stint as principal dancer for the beloved group. n.pr/49SYfPU
Ailey dance company's new leader launches first season with 'fresh' vision
Alicia Graf Mack says her new role as artistic director of Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater is like coming full circle after a stint as principal dancer for the beloved group.
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December 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Alicia Graf Mack says her new role as artistic director of Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater is like coming full circle after a stint as principal dancer for the beloved group. n.pr/49SYfPU
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A prophet on IG, “Give my bitch, BACK if you don’t know how to treat her, bc EYE DO”
I wanna see all my people loved properly.
If you dating one of my friends, don’t fuck up.
If you dating one of my friends, don’t fuck up.
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
A prophet on IG, “Give my bitch, BACK if you don’t know how to treat her, bc EYE DO”
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A Florida-based company is charging military veterans as much as $20,000 for help with disability claims, even though the VA has said that may be illegal and the service should be free. But so far nobody's stopping the company and others like it.
This company charges disabled vets millions, even after VA said it's likely illegal
A Florida-based company is charging military veterans as much as $20,000 for help with disability claims, even though the VA has said that may be illegal and the service should be free. But so far nobody's stopping the company and others like it.
n.pr
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
A Florida-based company is charging military veterans as much as $20,000 for help with disability claims, even though the VA has said that may be illegal and the service should be free. But so far nobody's stopping the company and others like it.
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I have literally nothing to look forward to except the day it is revealed who really be making these posts. Cause it's not the 79 year old man who can't pronounce acetaminophen and wobbles when he walks.
Trump posted 400 posts at midnight last night on truth social.
Not hyperbolic. He literally did. Including an AI video of the President of Venezuela surrendering to Trump. Trump saying it was real.
Not hyperbolic. He literally did. Including an AI video of the President of Venezuela surrendering to Trump. Trump saying it was real.
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I have literally nothing to look forward to except the day it is revealed who really be making these posts. Cause it's not the 79 year old man who can't pronounce acetaminophen and wobbles when he walks.
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Sleep with her too. Tf.
Radicalize her via feminist tactics, now even she hates him..
Draw four.
Radicalize her via feminist tactics, now even she hates him..
Draw four.
uno reverse card: get your hair cut by a lady
If he cheats, sleep with his barber..
Ruin the infrastructure from within.
Follow me for more dating tips.
Ruin the infrastructure from within.
Follow me for more dating tips.
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Sleep with her too. Tf.
Radicalize her via feminist tactics, now even she hates him..
Draw four.
Radicalize her via feminist tactics, now even she hates him..
Draw four.
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no one noticing this before airing it is outrageous
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
no one noticing this before airing it is outrageous
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Computing arguably peaked when it came out of a Guernsey cow painted box and required a dedicated room for it.
The year is 1998, and you're buying a Gateway 2000:
Welp. Fuck Dell
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Computing arguably peaked when it came out of a Guernsey cow painted box and required a dedicated room for it.
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"4 men walk in the booth, 1 note comes out: the Jagged Edge story, this fall in BET+"
My favorite thing about Jagged Edge... four people singing a two part harmony
We need that Jagged Edge masculinity back. Baby I’m a thug in these streets, ask about me, but I ain’t too proud to be rolling around in a rainstorm begging for that ass.
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
"4 men walk in the booth, 1 note comes out: the Jagged Edge story, this fall in BET+"
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should she need me... i will answer
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
should she need me... i will answer
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also... i will break the rules for you
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
also... i will break the rules for you
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i know your chipotle order
i smell good all the time
shared domestic responsibilities
should you desire to procreate average to above average genetic material
i will listen to you talk about anything... forever
i will learn your choreography
i smell good all the time
shared domestic responsibilities
should you desire to procreate average to above average genetic material
i will listen to you talk about anything... forever
i will learn your choreography
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
i know your chipotle order
i smell good all the time
shared domestic responsibilities
should you desire to procreate average to above average genetic material
i will listen to you talk about anything... forever
i will learn your choreography
i smell good all the time
shared domestic responsibilities
should you desire to procreate average to above average genetic material
i will listen to you talk about anything... forever
i will learn your choreography