KillinmeSmallz
@msmallsman.bsky.social
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Just a dude trying to make some sense out here Father of 9
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The sooner folks is comfortable enough to let their truest self come out, the better for everybody
Are y’all afraid to eat, like, really eat in front of a man of interest?

I’m not! We can crack some crab legs, crab meat flying, butter splattering, sucking that lil piece of meat out the claw. We can get down.
a little girl is sitting at a table with a plate of food in her hand .
Alt: a little girl is sitting at a table with a plate of food in her hand .
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Has everybody forgotten the purpose of math?
Has everybody forgotten that it's totally made up?
In real life, if we are presented with a problem the 1st thing to do is simplify it.
Making it complicated or ambiguous does not help anybody.
What answer y’all get?
We ask if she kept the receipt. She says yes and goes to get it.....
She still has the friggin money order in the envelope.

Turns out she mailed off the receipt thinking that it was the money order😵‍💫

She got lucky. And saved by ignorance
True Story:
My niece (26) who was living with us last year had to mail a money order to the next city over. She bought it, filled out the envelope, but accidently sent it to a PO box in this city.
She's freaking out, don't know what to do. Maybe she can cancel it and get her money back🤷🏾‍♂️
👌🏾Nice word-smithing
Man.... I just log on and what is this I'm seeing? 5 consecutive skeets bout booty holes?
Hmmm... 🤔
So how do any of these dudes make it to like date #4 or 5
Pay attention and keep your eyes open in life.
You never know when a cow azz is going to show up and ruin your day
Holup a sec.....
This is an interesting concept.
You're saying that maybe, just maybe, the head ain't about getting off but it's about clearing the cobwebs in your mind so you can think clearer 🤔

I think you might be on to something
This dude just summarized years of online dialogue. I read these types of posts all the time and it's been very confusing. But I see where he's coming from
You can keep it all day. There's a secret trick....
Starvation. Maybe a lil bit of dehydration.
But it gets results
What's up Doc?
Back here with the inspiration 👌🏾
All I know is that when I was a teenager absolutely nobody checked me for my sperm count.
Nobody checked any of my sons.
Where exactly is he getting his information 🤔
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
Cool cool.
Are we just stopping at 3?
Let's call:
Santa - Jingle Sandals
Dracula - Coffin Sandals
Father time - Clock Sandals
Jack Frost - Ice Sandals
And so on
Not everyone.... But all the best people, yes
Is everyone a Libra??? Lol
Can I digress from the topic a lil bit for a quick question?

Are we just naming all spiritual beings 'sandals' now? Is that the new thing? 🤔
Just trying to keep up with the vernacular
I honestly thought him having a stroke in the middle of a speech would've been the catalyst
👍🏾 that's a good thang.
Stand up rain or shine
👍🏾 that's what's up
They been playing the nepotism game in our face forever. Awesome that you could make something happen
🤷🏾‍♂️ what I do???? I was just asking